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What do you call a sandwich that witches ONLY LITERALLY eat? |
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Answer» Answer: There are sandwiches and then there is The Witch Sandwich. She is designed to ENTICE picky and unenthusiastic eaters to eat something—anything! In what must have been a SOMEWHAT DESPERATE ATTEMPT to get me to eat as a young girl, my mom would make me witch sandwiches regularly, and I loved them. They were mostly made out of cheese and lunch meats cut into specific shapes which, when assembled, formed a most enticing sand-witch. She had a pointy hat (complete with buckle), a pretty, CHEESY dress, and even a broom. If Mom wasn't in the immediate vicinity while I was eating my witch sandwich, I would report excitedly on my progress: |
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