Salesboy : Please, ladies! Its OKAY to try on CLOTHES but if you're not going to buy them return them to me. I'll put them away.Customer : Excuse me ma'am. Do you have a blouse that goes with this skirt? I can't find one on this rack. Salesboy : Well, I'm not surprised. Everyone keeps taking the blouses off this rack and leaving them on the tables. Customer : Oh, here's a NICE one folded up on this table! Salesboy : There are so many customers in here, you would think we are giving the clothes away! Look at this mess! Customer : Excuse me? I'd like to exchange this dress for a larger size, but I threw the RECEIPT away. Can I still exchange it? Salesboy : Well, you should have the receipt! Customer : I know I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, but this size is too small for my daughter. She'll grow our of it in a month. Salesboy : Oh, okay. Choose a larger size. Give this one to me. Customer : Thank you very much. Salesboy : These customers are wearing me out! I'm going to take a break! I'm going to put my GLASSES on and read the newspaper.