Oh Come On harry use your imagination & see that my comments are jokes
Word Play you see   i know , you little beauty , iv'e been around females long enough  ( im old ) to know your mind games you play on us men , harry

but never mind give us a JOKE play the gameO.K. There Was This Little Irishman a livin in the Nerthern pert of Ireland 'e Was an 'e was an orngeman 'e was an 'e was respctable en so many ways but in his most be-Spectacled way 'e was bald 'e was an' 'e would kitch all the golden moonbeam's an' sen' 'em my way 'e would an He Ruint Me N'rth'rn Lites viewin 'e did,
.                               SO PUT A HAT ON IT 'HARRY'O.K. Harry You Old Bit of Bedevilment You  Me Very Own GRANDFATHER was from Northern Ireland 'E Was an 'is name was 'erry just like Yours........But He never complained about being old fer 'e believed in the Old Irish Sayin  THAT  " Back When People Lived As Long As They Did, They Had A Better Life For Having Lived It"
.          So Where, Upon this, the most predictable of all prece pists do you, harry stand ?An may I Also say guv'nor to mind the rules posted by the Topic Starter In The Very 1st Post and see that I have Been Follerin 'dem to de "T" An Effin You Be Havin 'ny mo' prollem wid my pos' I be Tawkin To My Man Squall An I Hab Him Put a tawkin on ya den, You seema sane ?That's the worst brogue i've ever seen/heard yet...ha ha ha , as patio says , thats the worst attempt at a brogue i have ever seen , i'm

from ( NORN ireland ) and on-one speaks or spells like that , in fact i do not have a

clue what your saying , any-way enough ranting on my part life's to sort for that

heres one for you

a boy says to his father i'm going to join the army

dad says , no your not your not even 16 your still an infant

boys replies , that ok i'll join the infantryAn ENGLISH and Physics professor had managed to find a way to bring words to life. His device consisted of a small chamber where a person places a special slip of paper with the word.

His students were amazed, each tiny word creature knew everything about it's etymology.

As the class went on, a student came to the front and asked the professor for help. "My word keeps complaining"

The professor went to the students desk, and the student explained, "he keeps saying he's blind!"


"But of course!" said the professor, "he has no I's!"

ROLF!

whats brogueits the break down of how people speak ( accents ) in one country , and in different

states , even people in towns a few miles apart , people in

central , mid usa , must speak different to those in the southern states
I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the WIFE. FILTHY, dirty and covered with cobwebs.... but she's good with the kids...
for my birthday my wife let me do somethigh i have always wanted to do

win an argument
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a blonde keeps checking her mail box , a neighbour asks her about her repeated

trips " are you waiting for a special delivery " no she says , " but my computer keeps

telling me i have mail "XD
Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.