are you eating or drinking at your pc , if so , what are you havingBudweiser and Slim Jims
breakfast of championsBangers and Mash...Usually CoffeeI'm eating my thoughts.Eating homework.

Oh wait, it should be the dog.... Anybody tried Possum? It's good eatin. Squirrels... Squirrels, they ain't so good. Meats all stringy, tastes like goldfish- you know what I mean?Drinking water..a bacon sandwich and teaThere's nuthin wrong with squirrels...have you tried manifold cooking them ? ?
83 miles and they come out perfect...

Info Here...aww, see that must be the PROB, my cous'n rosco ALWAYS rushes things. So here we are, speeding down a country road in our beat up pickup, dead varmint cooking on the engine, when we happens upon a tasty MORSEL of coon hit by some other truck (We swear)- so we always takes off the varmint we has basting, which is usually a squirrel, since we just comes from the park, y'see, and we grabs us some dixie plates we keeps in the cab, and we has a LUNCH... might be why it comes out stringy. Same story with the goldfish, come to think of it, except it is usually already chopped up for us by rusty propellor blades of Bob-Joe's old boat, so we reduces the cookin time for that reason.

We were able to make a pretty good bastin sauce out of a smushed alligator that crawled up on the road and a few electrocuted crows. Also got some new alligator skin boots and some feathers in our caps too. I then we comes home and old mary-Beth is trying to figger out why we ain't feelin like no scalloped potaters or sweet iced tea, and we just sniggers to urself about them varmints we consum'd so recently. Except that one time the varmints we had didn't agree with us, on account o the large amount of rat poison we used to catch'em, I 'spose.. so there I was, eatin my scalloped potaters, and up comes the varmint escapin, no stopping it, so I just let's it fall onto my plate, so I just eats around it for a bit, 'verone LOOKS sees what I gots, till ol' uncle herb comes over, and asks me, "Can I have a piece?"


wow. That was a good one...