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Solve : Gub"ment official?

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Subject: Gub'ment Official

Just Like a Gub'ment Official
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm
and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right
over
> >yonder."

The Agriculture representative said, "Mr. I have the authority of
the 
US. Government with me. See this card? This card MEANS I am allowed
to go
>WHEREVER I wish on any AGRICULTURAL land....no QUESTIONS asked or
answered. Do you understand?"
>The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he
>heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running
for
> the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull.

>The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on

the Rep at every step.

> >The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!   Show him your
card!!"     lol stupid stuck up fed guyHaving lived many years down  "south" and in Kentucky...... I found this kinda special,  people down south are much smarter and more savvy then you would think!   LOL.  Having grown up on a dairy farm, I can relate to this ... well, to the nastiness of the bull, not the stupidity of the inspector.  Diary cows are normally very DOCILE animals but BULLS are never trustworthy.  LOL, I can totally see that happening.I didn't want to laugh, but I did anyway.


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