-When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to
see if it’s really dead.

-If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery,
was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous
inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some
horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic
practices in your house move away immediately.

-Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

-Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just
gone out.

-If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language
which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a
voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately.
It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will
probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it
alone.

-As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to *censored*

-Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a
grave, tomb, CRYPT, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

-If you’re searching for something which caused a noise and find
out that it’s just the cat, leave the room immediately if you
VALUE your life.

-If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

-Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

-If you find a town which looks deserted, it’s probably for a
reason. Take the hint and stay away.

-Don’t fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re sure
you know what you are doing.

-If you’re running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down
at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also
note that, despite the fact that you are running and the
monster is MERELY shambling along, it’s still moving fast enough
to catch up with you.

-If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes,
increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as
possible.

-Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog
(you’re in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda
Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

-If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby
deserted-looking house to phone for help.

-Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple
guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines,
lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any
device made from deceased companions.
-If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery,
was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous
inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some
horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic
practices in your house move away immediately.


this one is the one I have most problem with lol
the house that used to be where mine is, well some guy came up and took the dude who lives there out back, burnt down the house, shot the dude, and then shot himself. He killed the other guys wife earlier. Also there is a grave yard in my backyard with about 15 people in it from the 1800's(hope they arent indians). And this morning, (at 7:00 the day after haloween) i swear i saw a ghost lol. just a very dark shadow figure about 10 feet away from me, and it was moving. Should I stay HOME next to a shotgun ar try to avoid Home?interesting.......Quote

Should I stay home next to a shotgun ar try to avoid Home?

move away immediately.

-When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to
see if it’s really dead.