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Solve : Hedge Your Bets (near miss)?

Answer» http://darwinawards.com/personal/personal2007-06.html

2007, Ontario, Canada || My friend's daughter is a plastic surgeon
with expertise in reconstructive surgery.  Recently a patient was
rushed into the hospital, needing a surgeon to reattach the tips
of his fingers to his left hand.

While taking the patient history, it was found that this bright chap
got the idea of holding his lawn mower sideways and applying it
to his hedge.  He was holding the mower deck, trimming the hedge,
and things went well until the weight of the mower got to be
a bit much.  He readjusted his grip on the mower deck, and
that was when the blade bit him.

When my friend's daughter was almost finished with the complex job
of sewing this patient back together, ANOTHER patient came in with
the same injury!  On investigation, it was found that he, too,
had been using his mower to trim his hedge.  Apparently this man
was a neighbor of the first patient.  He watched his neighbor
trim his hedge, and thought it was a bright idea.Some PEOPLE out there...Darwin Awards . . . never miss 'em.
They teach the INVALUABLE lesson that there is aways SOMEONE with less brain cells than you . . .Shame the guy didn't have a riding mower.

That put evolution back a lot of years....In the
beginning....................


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