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Solve : How to build your own computer for virtually no money at all?

Answer» http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/build/intro.htm

That was brilliant. heh, that entire site is hilarious... his "The Lord Geoffrey Rapture Collection" could almost be mistaken for something I might write.Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 19, 2010, 08:28:08 AM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/build/intro.htm


Lol!
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If your PC does not work perfectly, then you are clearly an idiot, and have failed to properly follow this simple guide. But don't despair! EVEN if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is STILL as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.

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No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the *censored* out of a giraffe. The long NECKED, SNOOTY *censored*.
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7. Locate the rabbit, which will have got bored and hopped off by this time.
(Tip: It's probably behind the sofa, eating the carrot.)
What the *censored*?
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Required Parts
A carrot.


Clearly Carlos has never built a computer before. This is all pretty basic stuff. Ahh - only ashens could make something like that.

Here is his main website - ashens.comThat's just stupid. I followed all of the steps exactly and even used circuit boards that looked almost exactly the same as the ones in the pictures and it didn't work at all. What a bunch of crap!Quote from: michaewlewis on August 24, 2010, 12:33:33 PM
That's just stupid. I followed all of the steps exactly and even used circuit boards that looked almost exactly the same as the ones in the pictures and it didn't work at all. What a bunch of crap!

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If your PC does not work perfectly, then you are clearly an idiot, and have failed to properly follow this simple guide. But don't despair! Even if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is still as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.



Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 24, 2010, 12:47:53 PM
If your PC does not work perfectly, then you are clearly an idiot, and have failed to properly follow this simple guide. But don't despair! Even if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is still as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.



True but the tutorial is Very Funny!
Quote from: michaewlewis on August 24, 2010, 12:33:33 PM
That's just stupid. I followed all of the steps exactly and even used circuit boards that looked almost exactly the same as the ones in the pictures and it didn't work at all. What a bunch of crap!

Your carrot was probably too small. It is important to have the right size carrot. Quote from: mroilfield on August 25, 2010, 02:06:22 AM
Your carrot was probably too small. It is important to have the right size carrot.

OH... well I feel silly now. I'll give it another try. Thanks for the advice! Make sure to entice the Rabbit back from behind the couch...


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