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Solve : How to save the airlines........?

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How to save the airlines........



DUMP the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What

the *censored* - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't

even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers WOULD at least

triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.


And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again,

 hoping to see naked women.



Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus

saving even more money. *censored*, I suspect tips would be so good that we

could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the

tips.



Muslims would be

afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings

would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see RECORD

revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a

golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.



Why the *censored* didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

myself?



Sincerely yours,


BILL Clinton  



LMAO !!!  coming from an Airline family  pretty freakin funny and *true

Branson is kinda going this route!

Don't humor me with the Clinton comment though,  his name doesn't deserve mention on excrement to me.   Haha, that'd be great.
If only . . . QUOTE from: Calum on May 24, 2007, 12:56:26 PM
Haha, that'd be great.
If only . . . it wasn't Jp who wrote it?
If only . . . it was a reality.
That's what I was going to say.
No, really.If only...


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