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When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] TRY this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand.. 
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. 
Open the package and remove the thermometer. 
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. 
Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. 
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS! 
wowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that would suck! LETS just hope that they dont use poor starving kids in 3rd world country's with AIDS thats just gross though but of course they are a family companyKind of follows:
Theres always a bigger fish in the sea. Quote from: Zylstra on July 26, 2008, 10:03:38 PM

Theres always a bigger fish in the sea.
Exactly.  so you saying the people that make Rectal thermometers use them before they give it to you?


  OHHHH YEAAH!I'm not saying anything. J&J does.Wow! Those TWO guys Johnson and Johnson are really busy
testing these on the streets...am I right!!! ?

I gotta e-mail this Broni.Thanks....
How do they know if they are working or not? Body temperature can change... Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on July 28, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
How do they know if they are working or not? Body temperature can change...
If your sick.

When your not sick, your body almost always sustains 98.6F.
my body temperature always stays a 97.2. Quote from: street1 on July 29, 2008, 06:28:40 PM
my body temperature always stays a 97.2.
SICK! SICK!
Stay away from Street1! He might have a human virus!


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