A Man Can't....

Stand and pee at a urinal without spitting....


Hmm...

Say:

"Watch This"

and not get injured? 1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
2. Make a bed.
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
6. Shop.
7. Clean a bathroom.
8. Throw away an empty MILK jug.
9. Go out for *one* drink.
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
15. FOLD clean clothes.
16. Hang up wet towels.
17. Read instructions.
18. Wrap a gift.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.
21. Scratch a bad itch in their bottom in public without making that
distorted face...
22. Pass gas without actually being proud.Thats not completely true, I can do most of those things.Quote from: squall_01 on April 16, 2008, 06:21:05 PM

Thats not completely true, I can do most of those things.

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

2. Make a bed.

3. Fill and run the dishwasher.

4. Find a matching pair of socks.

5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.

6. Shop.

7. Clean a bathroom.

8. Throw away an empty milk jug.

9. Go out for *one* drink.

10. Sit still through an entire movie.

11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.

12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.

13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.

14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.

15. Fold clean clothes.

16. Hang up wet towels.

17. Read instructions.

18. Wrap a gift.

19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.

20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.

21. Scratch a bad itch in their bottom in public without making that

distorted face...

22. Pass gas without actually being proud.

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
Can do
2. Make a bed.
Sometimes
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
Can do but mother usually does
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
I only have a butch of the same so its not hard
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
Depends on your views
6. Shop.
Not to sure of what you mean
7. Clean a bathroom.
Can do
8. Throw away an empty milk jug.
Can do
9. Go out for *one* drink.
Dont really drink at all
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
Watched a Movie the other day
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
You never know
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
I try not too
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
I try not too
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
Can do
15. Fold clean clothes.
Can DO
16. Hang up wet towels.
We usually wash them
17. Read instructions.
Only if I dont understand something
18. Wrap a gift.
Can do not real well
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
Dont really car for ether
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.
I mostly try an fix it the right way before that happens
21. Scratch a bad itch in their bottom in public without making that
distorted face...
I try not to make a sceen
22. Pass gas without actually being proud.
Only in my own home.

By Jewish, do you mean the bar mitzvah?

It is probably the closest thing to a rite of passage that American society has.

Anyways...men can't read instructions. (My thought is usually that the engineering should be good enough that we don't need the instructions!)

2. Make a bed.

Yeah, eleven years of close order drill, SIR! oughta do it!

So, outside of the military, we have very little in our society that helps a boy or young man make that transition. It's a psychological thing, too, Squall, not just a physical thing -- and it's part of what's going on in our society.

Anyways...men can't read instructions. (My thought is usually that the engineering should be good enough that we don't need the instructions!)