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Solve : meanings of an illness from an irish medical dictionary?

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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery.......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section.........A neighbourhood in Rome ..
Catscan.......................... Searching for Kitty.
CAUTERIZE....................... MADE eye contact with her.
Colic........................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate.......................... To live long.
Enema............................ Not a friend.
Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................... A small lie.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known..
Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff..................... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid............................ A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day RATES.
Node........................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room................Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion....................... Hiding something.
Seizure......................... Roman emperor.
Tablet............................ A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour..........................One PLUS one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
what's a dictioary??

very nice harry, VERY nice. As you say:
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don't take life to seriously . . . no one get's out alive ! so smile and be happy

Thanks, needed the laugh.quote;

what's a dictioary?? , corrected ohh come ooooon. I was stressed, and needed something to joke with. I WAS JUST kidding....anyway, won't do that again (to keep your head health) Quote from: Two-eyes on October 27, 2009, 01:55:32 PM
ohh come ooooon. I was stressed, and needed something to joke with. I WAS JUST kidding....anyway, won't do that again (to keep your head health)




no problem , i can take all abuse thrown at me , , after all i've lived long enough to get used to it And I've lived short enough to get all upset with it . I guess experience is not very, but very VERY important in life .I have seen most or all of those "funny" medical terms described variously as Polish, Redneck, "Negro" (from a 1920s American magazine), as well as Irish. Personally I don't find ethnic mockery very funny, but don't let me stop everyone from enjoying themselves.
quote , Personally I don't find ethnic mockery very funny

i have lots from around the world i'll sort out a few more

it all depends how far they go WEATHER they insult or not

we find over here in ireland north and south to laugh at the irish jokes and enjoy them because they mean no harm

watch this space Jeff Foxworthy, who considers himself a redneck, has made a good living telling redneck jokes.

I lived in the south for several years and found rednecks enjoy redneck jokes, and they are proud to be rednecks. It's sort of a form of humility.you know your a hard-core programmer when you download the SDK for your coffee maker.

Well, unless it's written in haskell, of course.


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