Solve : The best cruise ever...?

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Answer» I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high, $800 per person double occupancy, but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy. All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by PIRATES. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package. M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95. Ak-47 riffle No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95. Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95. "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am." They advertise group rates and corporate discounts and claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY" and even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad. "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an ATTEMPTED Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials... "I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again!" --Lars, Hamburg GermanyI'm all in...I dont think I could ever kill another person... but, it still sounds fun. Don't worry, patio will take care of you Haha sounds fun!Maybe if enough of us from CH get together we can get the group rate. Good idea Quote Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle A quality weapon, I'm sure...brought to you by one of Italy's oldest weapons manufacturers, Barrett. I wonder what I can whiffle with my riffle? Just what we need: a cruise ship full of armed yay-hoos. I say, let's all sign up for this "cruise". When we get aboard the ship, we all play along as if we really want to kill the pirates. Then, after we have received our weapons, we stealthily take over the vessel. If we agree on a plan of action beforehand and then stick to it, it should be nothing seizing control from these fat, lazy, would be killers. We wait until everyone is sleeping and/or drunk and then strike. Holding our high powered assault rifles at the heads of the people, who only minutes ago, we were joking and drinking with, we order them all to throw down their weapons. Then we grab the manifesto from the captain and determine if we have any rogue detainees onbaord. After a quick head count to make sure that we have all of the "killers" rounded up and accounted for, we ascertain their value as hostages. Most of these "yay-hoos" will have family and friends, so we can ransom them. If we find that any of these people will fetch less than $50,000, we make them "walk the plank" Or we could just sell the "worthless ones" to the Somalis. I'm sure they will be useful slaves for someone. What do ya say lads? Are ya in FER a real pirate adventure?OMG! Thats AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! Is it really real? I agree with jj! Send me some gift certificates, and I'll have a ticket ready for you Aww it is fakeNoooo

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I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high, $800 per person double occupancy, but I didn't find that offensive.

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy.

All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by PIRATES. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.

M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95.

Ak-47 riffle No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95.

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

They advertise group rates and corporate discounts and claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY" and even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an ATTEMPTED Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots.

As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials...

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again!"

--Lars, Hamburg GermanyI'm all in...I dont think I could ever kill another person... but, it still sounds fun. Don't worry, patio will take care of you Haha sounds fun!Maybe if enough of us from CH get together we can get the group rate. Good idea Quote

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle

A quality weapon, I'm sure...brought to you by one of Italy's oldest weapons manufacturers, Barrett. I wonder what I can whiffle with my riffle?

Just what we need: a cruise ship full of armed yay-hoos. I say, let's all sign up for this "cruise".

When we get aboard the ship, we all play along as if we really want to kill the pirates. Then, after we have received our weapons, we stealthily take over the vessel.

If we agree on a plan of action beforehand and then stick to it, it should be nothing seizing control from these fat, lazy, would be killers.

We wait until everyone is sleeping and/or drunk and then strike. Holding our high powered assault rifles at the heads of the people, who only minutes ago, we were joking and drinking with, we order them all to throw down their weapons. Then we grab the manifesto from the captain and determine if we have any rogue detainees onbaord.

After a quick head count to make sure that we have all of the "killers" rounded up and accounted for, we ascertain their value as hostages.

Most of these "yay-hoos" will have family and friends, so we can ransom them. If we find that any of these people will fetch less than $50,000, we make them "walk the plank"

Or we could just sell the "worthless ones" to the Somalis. I'm sure they will be useful slaves for someone.

What do ya say lads?
Are ya in FER a real pirate adventure?OMG! Thats AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! Is it really real?
I agree with jj! Send me some gift certificates, and I'll have a ticket ready for you Aww it is fakeNoooo

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