finally, the simple lexical constructs and easily understood GRAMMAR of the language USED for "lolcat" captions has become a programming language!

Actually, it isn't new, but I thought it was hilarious.

The common, "hello world" program:

Code: [Select]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE


or outputting the numbers 1 to 10:

Code: [Select]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

and of course- printing the contents of a file:


Code: [Select]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
DOOZ
NOM LINE IN FILE PUTZ IN LINEVAR PLZ
VISIBLE LINEVAR
NOM UNTIL NOMTHING WEFT
DONE NOMS ON FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR"
KTHXBYE


In FACT- it has bred it's own branch of computer science, in search of NOMs. what are NOMs? Practically everything edible. bits of paper can be NOMs. Mice, BIRDS, insects... All NOMs.


EDIT:

OOPS... probably should have put this in Off-topic....If that was a real programming language, I would use it everyday!I realize I'm high. What was that though?Quote from: Quantos on September 09, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

I realize I'm high. What was that though?

it's smeezekitty's favourite programming language....

smeezekitty

I thought smeezekitty was a AI program that checks in here and pretends to be a human.

knock it off
it is a real programming language but i hate it

http://www.youtube.com/user/smeezekitty