Well clearly I couldn't include my body in the avatar, for several reasons:
You wouldn't really be able to see it too well, in such a small photo
The ladies here would inevitably become INFLAMED with lust, WHILST the gentlemen would become enraged with jealousy
My body is on temporary offshore leave, and is CURRENTLY exploring the Amazon Delta. I tried to arrange for it to send a photo VIA mobile phone, but the reception is too poor there.