Happy Holidays, Everyone!

Please accept with no obligation, IMPLIED or implicit my best WISHES for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your CHOICE, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our countries great, (not to imply that our countries are necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the age, SEX, race, colour, creed, religious affiliation or belief, national origin, ancestry, physical disability, financial situation and/or economic status, familial status, pregnancy status, gender, gender identity or transgender status, health status, citizenship status, immigration status, marital status, veteran status, social status, political affiliation or belief, *censored* orientation, perception of any of the aforementioned, or choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher
Hopester Doofus......... LOL .......what ever happened to .... MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR
That doesn't take nearly as long to type......

Cheers

dl65 The Liberals may take out freedom of speech but they will NEVER TAKE OUR CHRISTMAS

And a Happy Christmas to you too FED and Hopester Doofus.

R0SSFor those to which it applies:

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

To those who are offended by this greeting:

Kiss my ruddy red arse! It wasn't intended for you

P.S. My idea of being politically correct. LOL

Get in there!

R0SS Quote

For those to which it applies:

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

To those who are offended by this greeting:

Kiss my ruddy red arse! It wasn't intended for you

P.S. My idea of being politically correct.

You must have been a lawyer in your previous life, Doofus.