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Solve : Steve Ballmer on iPhone?? |
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Answer» Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer sees employee using Apple iPhone, pretends to stomp it in public: report It's no secret that Microsoft and Apple are FAR from BFFs - a fact that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer made pretty clear at a recent company meeting. http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/03/16/2010-03-16_microsoft_ceo_steve_ballmer_sees_employee_using_apple_iphone_stomps_on_it_in_pub.htmlAnd this stuff counts as news? Related headlines: "Bill Gates wears shoes" "Steve Jobs seen in Grocery Store" "Monkey found in woods"Please provide links: Quote "Bill Gates wears shoes"well, I don't have links, but I can copy the stories, heh. Steve Jobs seen in grocery store onlookers were shocked as Apple Computer Billionaire Steve Jobs visited his local Walgreens Early SUNDAY Morning. Onlookers were generally indifferent, as is usual in the early morning on Sundays. It was perhaps his choice of timing that made his cortage of hookers seem less awkward. however, Disaster struck in the produce AISLE, where they were selling some half ripened apples that were rainbow coloured; for one stock person, Larry Douhunt, who witnessed the event, it finally clicked. "well, I was stocking me Oranges as I always do on Sunday, and relabelling the Expired milk, when I looked over at this well dressed customer taking a bite out of an apple. The apple was rainbow coloured- the customer didn't like the taste, and set the Apple, now with a bite from what appeared to be the upper left side from my angle, and continued on." he said. "That's when I realized who it was." Mr. Douhunt then walked over to him and said that his hooker FRIENDS are going to have to put on some clothes. It was at this point, that mr. Jobs Pushed Larry to the ground, announcing that he was "a PC" and had no right to denounce the deviant behaviour of somebody who make billions of dollars pushing proprietary hardware and software on a fanbase that would gladly wax their nosehairs to please him. Steve's indignant attitude quickly turned to self-pity and fear as he saw the swarm approaching. The local elderly population had just finished their Early Bird special breakfasts and the local Denny's and where now heading down the produce aisle to purchase a unnatural quantity of prunes. They were merciless, paying Steve no heed, or perhaps thinking he was a bump on the floor because of their poor vision, he was trampled slowly by tired arthritic feet and stiff metal walkers. Mr. Jobs is recovering in hospital with mild annoyance. We'll bring you updates on this story when new information becomes available. Ah yes. I have had my Broni fix. I was going through withdrawal something fierce. |
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