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Solve : The programming song?

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For your reading entertainment...

(Sung to the TUNE of "100 bottles of Beer on the Wall".)

Oh, 100 lines of bugs in the code,
100 lines of bugs,
You hack and debug, and re-com-pile,
101 lines of bugs in the code!

101 lines of bugs in the code,
101 lines of bugs,
You hack and debug, and re-com-pile,
102 lines of bugs in the code!


Etc, etc... Hmmmmm......Shouldn't the number of bugs go down?Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on September 29, 2008, 02:32:15 AM

Hmmmmm......Shouldn't the number of bugs go down?

ha ha Carbon, so naive, so naive...

here, I'll compose one as WELL.


I examined in the debugger
my program which had crashed
without a single warning
it happened in a flash
and then it came before me
the debugger on the line
a pointer has a null value
how very assinine

And so to test my theory
I inserted a lot of checks
in a vain attempt to avoid
becoming a nervous wreck
so I recompile sure of the bugs defeat
I run the program and to my surprise
it's still standing on it's feet.
the program it still crashes
of this I am QUITE sure.
and so for the 5th time
I'm back to debug more.



wow, that isn't so BAD for an on the fly poem!Thunder roared, lightning crashed, TREE fell down and a bug got smashed.

Oh well...poetry ain't my thing...


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