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Answer» And finally Anushka Really I love you Good morning to all and khushi Sharma Sorry kal ke liye jo mene tumhe abusive language boli. Really sorry Ok Soja ab Bata ke toh jaati tumhara peg reh gaya aur maine bahut laga liye Kaha gae sab Kya chahiye batao Rj toh theke waala h Abhi thodi der pehele zainab ,mai ,shreya and rj laga rahe the Kaha gayi Rj bhai khud THARKI hai ? Rj bhai ki badaulat h yeh sab Chahiye aa jao taash khelte khelte piyenge Tum aur kon ? Kon rj Tum bahut cute baate karti ho KEEP GOING ? Yeah do u want With music Sahi me not jking ? ? Vo bhi peg laga ke Gn Vo mar chuka hoga sapne mai phodungi Gn Annu kal phod dena sir Ab GOOD NIGHT ?? Ye toh pata h Name sir phod dungi I am not here to give u S€X EDUCATION? Vo tum unse puchna ye gaali hamne nahi banayi hame kisi ne FORWARD kari ? Mtlb hota h fill in yourself?? Ye cheting h Gn bye Maa behan ki hi gaali kyu hoti h bas Jai shree ram ? ? GOOD NIGHT Ohhhooo?????? Ashwasthama hm to jaa rhe...tum koshish jaari rkho???? F U [ K means to have S€x. ABBBB PATA CHALLLAAAAAAA?????? Mere samne galiyon ki baat mat kiya kro mera dimaag fir jata h Kchu jyada bholi ho anu?love u yrr anu? Mc means FU [ K MOM and Bc means FU [ K SIS Ok let it go ....mujhe bhi 50-50 kch smjh aa gya h?? Ye kya hota h Yarr terko bata to dia ? Google krlo fukk ka mtlb Thik h mat bata vaise bhi mujhe konsa kisi ko bolna h Ok anu.. this is fine name...anu?..easy to write ab pata chala ? F U ( K Mujhe nahi aya samajh Fuk google krlo bs smjh jaoge Annu tum mazak mat karo ? Kl nhi ho.... tum anushka ho?? Shreya aapko pata h bata to dia ? Oh no?? Batao kal mai nahi hu Ab deep mai nahi jayunga ? Hey bta rha kya dibbi ....audience is eager?? Kya ? mc matla fuk mom and bc means fuk sis BASSSSS AB AUR KHUCH NAHI MERA KAM BATANE KA THA ?? Bye...y pkaa wla h??? ??shi h ?... Now Batao na Ek ladke ne pucha maine bola pata nhi ?? kal batayenge Mtlb...full form nhi ...vo to mujhe pta h? khuch nahi timepass emoji ? Gand mai rank matlab Ok anushka...bst of lck Yeh kya h rj Okay bye yrr ...its too late...?? ? Aap sab so jao Okay thx...kch mc bc bhi hota h. ..mujhe uska mtlb bhi nhi pta?? Mai subah tak padungi H ? synonym of PAGAL Gn? Yeh mujhe iski baato ki vajaye se pasand Byee ab so jate Mee too....???gyzz....but i like u all? koi serious nahi le raha Ham to vaise hai rahenge ekdam ch*****? Yeh thik h Are dont take it serious rj I would try to come but not REGULAR??\u200d♂️ Nhi yrr zinda to rhna pdega? Ok well ab sojao sab muje bhi neend aa rahi hai ? Bye divyansh choudhry...patel ji Maro jao sab Mar bhi jaye kisko pata chalega? Bhai tu banda bda sahi lga mujhe?? Nice to meet u rj... ????ladayi se dosti ki shruwaat hui thi??? Maro fir jao Smarkee...??use this handkerchief? Byeeeee zainab Mai aya to tha yaha MAZAK MAZAK mai aur JAYUNGA bhi MAZAK MAZAK mai??? Byyyyyeeeeeeeeee huuuuu,???? Mat jao please...????? Kisi k jisa koi nhi hota?factt ???????? Huhahahahua??????????? Are koi nahi yar, mere jaise aur ayenge unhe friend bana lena? Ok weejends m just like me???....m bhi chod dungi isko 26 k baad ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Well I would try but most probably its 50 - 50 We ll miss u btw Waha toh lad raha tha yha jaa raha h ( mahabharat ) ???????????????????????????????????? Weekends m visit jrur krna dibbi? ? Aree nhi yrr no dikkat ??????????????????????????????????? Ok gn..all bye talli folks ??? Ha Aswathhama ab yaha se jaa raha hai ab koi dikkat nahi aap logo ko ? Ab sab shaanti bai banke rehna Aree iklauta ashwasthama jaa rha kya?? Gn bye Shaanti Okk byee gyzz gn.. Tk cr.. All off uhh.. Nd.. Best of luck in advance??do ur best gyzzz like me XD nonone is ignoring they are just TALLI ? Koi mujhse bhi baate kr lo.. Ignore n kro huuuuu,??????? Yahhh ASSS + HOLES= assholes ? Talli ho gae toh so jao Ass???? Kya h faisla??? Muje ghanta na farak padta vaise bhi parso Ye APP HE NAHI RAHEGA MERE PHONE MAI ??? Okk tmlog baate kro.. Main chli.okk n. Raj tum soye nahi yaha court ka faisla aa gaya I am TALLI ? Koala is mine fav. My fav show h yeh Tmhe kya ho gya rj..???? Koi ni dekho n niche propose bhi kr diya Hmm bhi h uske alava is duniya mai Haa ????wo to h hi.. Pehle toh amardeep ka muh band karo jab dekho tab sowndu By the way mai baat to ni hi krungi wo hdd se zyada gaqli deti h.. Ekk brr usne hde hi paar kr di thi..ekk ladke ko bolne me Pata lena ????? Chalo mamla sudhar gaya bas sanaya ko patana padega ab ????ab kl ki baat kl dekhenge.. Hmm. Tmne peg chadhaya dusra???? Jiii Mujh par bhi bhadak gayi Mujhe bhi sanaya ko maaf kar dena vo aaj kal gusse mai h pata nahi kyu sabse lad rahi h Or mujhe aese log se sakht nafrat h Dekho anushka. Tm ko bhi pta hoga bcz wo tmhari frnd h wo bhutt zyada tease krti h usse baat ni bhi kro tb bhi bich me tapak jati h Hmm.. Ni koi shok ni Aapko dubara ladai karni h kya Raat gai baat gayi vo chodo By the way hm us wqt ladayi kr rhe the???? Kya bolu.. Acha aapko urdu aati h Bolo Yhi huu??? Gayi kya Ek aur ????????????ufff kinne hunar h mujhme Hlo Once more peg please Are mujhe laga kal matlab 11 ko Kya zainab sari utar di ek aur peg lagana padega Bye and missu Aesa kya ho gya??? Mera toh kaleja fatt ke hath me aa gaya tha uff thankgod ????? Then babu 11 ho gyi aaj.. Date dekho phn pe?? Vo toh 12 ko h Babu maths???? Yaad to ayegi lekin es app ka kam yaha khatam ho gaya Kal kon sa exam h zainab Yha bhuttt ladaku h . Prr bss iss baat ki khushi h.. Main uspe bhari huu????????? Mee 222?????? ASHWATTHAMA IS LEAVING THIS APP AFTER MATHS EXAM ? Kha gye rj.. Btao.. Ohhh bolo bolo Kya h jaldi batao Bss bss.. Chlo main bhi jaa rhi sone jao tm bhi kl exm h... Khyal rakhna Aapkonahi chadi kya Oh GOOD NEWS FOR u guys ! Saari raat in the baath daru piyu lagatar Acha kaam h.????? ??????? 4 bottel vodka kaam mera roz ka Hmm byee ???? ????koi ni anushka... Aa jayga hosh.. Nasha h.. Utarte utarte hi n utrega.??? Badiya momos bhi h kya Ok bYe kal milte hai Good zainab mujhe bhi nahi h hose ab ab toh jute khaane ke baad aayega Chakhna means Channe (peas) Duniya jaye saali bhhad me koi parwah hi ni..????????peg chadhane ke baad ki feeling Vo kya hota h ? Desi desi na bolyakar chori se... Sath mai CHAKHNA hai ? Pardesi me kya rkha h sahebb pina h to desii piyo.????????? Lo lo bat rahi h ?????? English nahi hai DESI hai 100% PURE ? Mujhe toh chad gayi h aap sab bhi chada lo H main to lgaungi hii..?????? Hlw mujhe de do English peeni hai dedo plz Byee Gn byee Aao zainanb and sanaya tum bhi laga lo peg Areee yar Shreya kya BAAT kehede apne ab muje ek aur LAGANA padega ? Sanaya ji bhago yha sa hd ho gye bhago soo jao ap ka bed intezar kr rha ho ga ap ki Okk byeee rj. Gn tkcr.. Bade lgayenge....bdi ldai h yrr??? Sanaya bas karo yrrr Main bhi..??? Thx ..... ab mai jaa raha hu.... padhna hai? Bye Hmm???? Back to u kutia amma infinity times marr ab tu ab m chali \'\'\'\' ab tukuch bh bol infinity times back to u???? পকচটিূহতজি পকচােীুবরজ গজডবি্ৈ ্ীবগিাানরচরলর রতজব্েে marr ab tu bhootni amma Chote peg lagae Aao shreya Raj tum mazak acha karte ho? Aap bhi aajao माहौल बना hua hai ? Bas bas bas Mere bina peg lga rhe ho ??? Mai to NEAT peeta hu raat bhar CHADI rehete hai NEEND aran se aati hai aur morning mai 2 nimboo chusta hu ? Kya sahi h Return to uhhh kuuttttiyaaaaaa??????????????kya bolti hu main... Ufff kya bolti hu.. Manna padega jo bhi bolti huuu katayiii jaherrrrr bolti hu..???? Sari chahiye aur aap Shi h anushka.??? same to u dayan urf kutia amma Zainab sanaya ji ko muza bulana ki need nee ha samzi tu dafa ho hum bhokk la ga ja Okkkie! Mai kisi ke favour mai nahi hu Cokeee Sanaya stop it yrr AREEEE SCOTCH KE SATH SODA, COKE YA PANI ?? neat he peyogi kya? *pehle Byee gn gyzz or khushi. Urf kutttiyaaa rat bhr bhokna thikk n or apne kutte tyagi ko bula lena kya h na company mil jaygi teko?????? Mai to accha he hu oehle ke tarah Aba zainab tu half an hour sa sona jaa rahi ha gyee kue nee chal bhaag khuda hafis ?????kuttttiya.... ?????????????tu khud hi likh rhi khud hi smjh rhii িপকজজজ ুহজজীৈ বগডডডিু ুগজডুস Saree de do tumne kon se lee Challll bhkkk hurrrrr and same to u Rj.. Meko scotch..??? Scotch Bhhhhhhoooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk Good night Aree ha smarkee mai tumhe jaanta hu Abb bhokti rehhhhhhh Tu khud hi likh khud hi smjh.. Kuttiya.. Dhurr dhurr..???main chli sone tu bhi mrr jana.??????? E kuttia zainab kl subha dkhte h kon jeeta .. OK so ja kutia yha keechad mt karne ... Chlllll challlll Anushka konsa peg logi? Captain morgan, scotch, ya imperial blues.... neat logi ya pani, coke , soda ke sath? Sorry zainab uski taraf se mujhe suna lo Thikk h to use bol do ki tease n kre.. Or..kisi ka bhi mzki n udaya kre.. Uska roz ka yhi drama h.. Mujhe koi shok ni h kisi ko bhi kuch bhi bolne ka wo hre wqt muh lgane chli aati h.. Tu yha BH a gi t Marne abhi to bdi neend d ari kutti amma tujhe chall rasta naap hurrrr?? tere lie kuch sabdুরূবহগদজু িপরগহবগদ োে রজডহব সলূ... Mai tumhari sari bakwaas sehan kar lungi par use mat bolo please Ek kaam karo mujhe bol lo jo tumhe bolna h zainab Nahi prachi? Haar* Alee laule.. Bachi haat rhi thi. Tmlogo ne madad ni ki iski.. ????isiliye bicharii.. Ko lga tmlog fake frnd ho.. Koi n babu.. Jao. Koi n... Hmmmm????? Yes PRACHI How i U all are fake friends and anushka u too Mujhe bhi de do chota peg Raj h vo ham to PEG LAGAKE dekh rahe hai jhgra ? Mere pass nahi h De do vodka Dont Worry Dont Cry DRINK VODKA and FLY ? |
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