OK, I can't work it out, besides the obvious answer is nothing on this fandangled computer is compatible with anything but the bin!!!!

I have a problem with Direct3d....it isn't enabled, how the heck can I get it enabled
I have copied all the relevant info for all the smart people out there. Your assistance would be greatly appriciated as I have gone beyond nuts trying to work the blighter out
Thanks folks
PS I have no idea what all the gobbly goop is below but I aint ofay on computers

Operating System: Windows Me (4.90, Build 3000)

System Manufacturer: n/a
System Model: n/a
BIOS: Phoenix
Processor: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1.70GHz
Memory: 192MB RAM
Page File: 132MB used, 1724MB available

DirectX Version: DirectX 9.0b (4.09.0000.0902)
DX Setup Parameters: /PackageInstall
DxDiag Version: 4.09.0000.0902 32bit

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DxDiag Notes
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DirectX Files Tab: No problems found.
Display Tab 1: No problems found. Direct3D functionality not available. You should verify that the driver is a final version from the hardware manufacturer.
Sound Tab 1: DirectSound test results: All tests were successful.
Music Tab: DirectMusic test results: All tests were successful.
Input Tab: No problems found.
Network Tab: No problems found. DirectPlay test results: All tests were successful.

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DirectX Debug Levels
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Direct3D: 0/4 (n/a)
DirectDraw: 0/4 (retail)
DirectInput: 0/5 (n/a)
DirectMusic: 0/5 (n/a)
DirectPlay: 0/9 (retail)
DirectSound: 0/5 (retail)
DirectShow: 0/6 (retail)

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Display Devices
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Card name: LEGEND 64PV [ver 1.31.2]
Manufacturer: Legend Performance Technology
Chip type:
DAC type:
Device Key: Enum\PCI\VEN_EDD8&DEV_A099&SUBSYS_00000000&REV_00\48F000
Display Memory: 1.0 MB
Current MODE: 800 x 600 (16 bit)(optimal refresh RATE)
Monitor: V70
Monitor Max Res: 1280,1024
Driver Name: ark.drv
Driver Version: 4.00.0000.0950 (English)
DDI Version: unknown
Driver Attributes: Final Retail
Driver Date/Size: 6/12/1997 17:00:58, 30048 BYTES
WHQL Logo'd: n/a
WHQL Date Stamp: n/a
VDD: *vdd,*vflatd
Mini VDD: ark.vxd
Mini VDD Date: , 0 bytes
Device Identifier: {D7B7E338-E3D9-11CF-0660-0020AFC2C935}
Vendor ID: 0xEDD8
Device ID: 0xA099
SubSys ID: 0x00000000
REVISION ID: 0x0000
Revision ID: 0x0000
Video Accel:
Deinterlace Caps: n/a
Registry: OK
DDraw Status: Enabled
D3D Status: Not Available
AGP Status: Not Available
DDraw Test Result: Not run
D3D7 Test Result: Not run
D3D8 Test Result: Not run
D3D9 Test Result: Not run

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Sound Devices
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Description: AC'97 Sound Card
Default Sound Playback: Yes
Default Voice Playback: Yes
Hardware ID: PCI\VEN_8086&DEV_2445&SUBSYS_4710414C&REV_12\BUS_00&DEV_1F&FUNC_05
Manufacturer ID: 1
Product ID: 100
Type: WDM
Driver Name: ichaud.sys
Driver Version: 4.90.2509.0000 (English)
Driver Attributes: Final Retail
WHQL Logo'd: n/a
Date and Size: 6/8/2000 17:00:00, 36240 bytes
Other Files: ichaud.sys
Driver Provider: Microsoft
HW Accel Level: Full
Cap Flags: 0x0
Min/Max Sample Rate: 0, 0
Static/Strm HW Mix Bufs: 0, 0
Static/Strm HW 3D Bufs: 0, 0
HW Memory: 0
Voice Management: No
EAX(tm) 2.0 Listen/Src: No, No
I3DL2(tm) Listen/Src: No, No
Sensaura(tm) ZoomFX(tm): No
Registry: OK
Sound Test Result: All tests were successful.

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Sound Capture Devices
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Description: AC'97 Sound Card
Default Sound Capture: Yes
Default Voice Capture: Yes
Driver Name: ichaud.sys
Driver Version: 4.90.2509.0000 (English)
Driver Attributes: Final Retail
Date and Size: 6/8/2000 17:00:00, 36240 bytes
Cap Flags: 0x0
Format Flags: 0x0

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DirectMusic
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DLS Path: C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\gm.dls
DLS Version: 1.00.0016.0002
Acceleration: n/a
Ports: Microsoft Synthesizer, Software (Not Kernel Mode), Output, DLS, Internal, Default Port
AC'97 Sound Card, Software (Kernel Mode), Output, DLS, Internal
MIDI Mapper, Hardware (Not Kernel Mode), Output, No DLS, Internal
Microsoft GS Wavetable SW Synth, Hardware (Not Kernel Mode), Output, No DLS, Internal
Roland MPU-401, Hardware (Not Kernel Mode), Output, No DLS, External
Roland MPU-401, Hardware (Not Kernel Mode), Input, No DLS, External
Registry: OK
Test Result: All tests were successful.

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DirectInput Devices
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Device Name: Mouse
Attached: 1
Controller ID: n/a
Vendor/Product ID: n/a
FF Driver: n/a

Device Name: Keyboard
Attached: 1
Controller ID: n/a
Vendor/Product ID: n/a
FF Driver: n/a

Poll w/ Interrupt: Yes
Registry: OKthe problem is direct9.0b..............try a system restore back to.........the day you installed.........dx9...leemings is an old game..if i recall..is on disk ///or floppy..or try knocking dowwn the hardware accelarator....display icon/settings..to 16 bit..