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651.	Solve : Creative Launches $40 MP3 Player?
Answer» With the screenless and smooth-as-a-polished-rock ZEN Stone MP3 player, Creative is promoting the concept of a nearly-disposable, inexpensive MP3 player. Creative CEO Sim Wong Hoo said that you can loan out the ZEN Stone MP3 player "to a friend just like you would a CD or a mix tape and not have to worry about it." MP3 players dropped another notch in pricing on Thursday, when Creative introduced the Creative ZEN Stone and an accompanying speaker system, the TravelSound ZEN Stone. The player and the speaker system each retail for $39.99. Screenless and as smooth as a water-polished rock, the 1GB player will compete directly with the iPod Shuffle. Like that popular Apple mini-device, it comes in a variety of colors. For the Stone, the choices are black, white, red, blue, pink and green. It holds up to 250 songs encoded in MP3 format at 128kbps, or 500 WMA songs encoded at 64kbps, and the built-in, rechargeable battery lasts up to 10 hours on a single charge. 'A Whole New Way' Creative is promoting the concept of a nearly-disposable, inexpensive MP3 player. "Whether it's your only player or a second player to take with you anywhere," said Creative chairman and CEO Sim Wong Hoo in a statement, "the low price lets you think of MP3 players in a whole new way. You can loan it to a friend just like you would a CD or a mix tape and not have to worry about it, but you'll like it so much that you'll want another, so you always have one with you." And, if you decide it's so disposable you could try skipping it along a pond's surface, the size and weight are ideal. It weighs less than an ounce and measures half an inch thick, with overall dimensions of 2.1 x 1.4 x 0.5 inches. Creative is making every effort to encourage personalized styling for the ZEN Stone. It's offering such accessories as translucent skins with color-coordinated clips or armbands, and a keychain with a small case for the unit. The TravelSound ZEN Stone The ZEN Stone docking system, the TravelSound ZEN Stone, is available in either black or white and can run for up to 20 hours on two AAA alkaline batteries. A free software download, Creative Media Lite, is available for PCs running Windows Vista or Windows XP, with SP 1 or above. This tool enables the user to convert songs from CDs to MP3, to manage folders and to transfer files. In addition to MP3 and WMA, the ZEN Stone will also play WAV and Audible formats, and will work with USB 1.1 ports, although USB 2.0 is recommended. The ZEN Stone joins a growing line of other ZEN products from Creative, including the Vision W, Vision:M and V Plus video/audio players and the ZEN Micro MP3 player. The ZEN Stone goes on sale LATER this MONTH, and the TravelSound ZEN Stone will be available in July. Creative, which creates digital entertainment products for use with computers and the Internet, was founded in Singapore in 1981. Its best known products include the Sound Blaster audio cards for PCs and the NOMAD Jukebox digital audio players. (looks pretty cool) http://www.newsfactor.com/news/Creative-Launches--40-MP3-Player/story.xhtml?story_id=003000C99JN9Very nice; thanks for the info. It's probably not of the highest quality, but I haven't had any trouble with Creative products in the past, so maybe I'll check it out when I come across an extra $40.That price and its looks has me sold if I were looking for a MP3 player. Link to product pageWow (I want that!) And its cheap Heh, thats x2 the price of my U3 2.0GB flash drive Great deal!

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652.	Solve : Merlin_2?
Answer» I didn't know about MAC or MELIN until I read this post. Then I looked at some of MERLIN's posts and LAUGHED.

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653.	Solve : Mac vs. PC South Park style?
Answer» Another FUNNY YouTube VIDEO of the Mac vs. PC commercials done with South Park style characters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id_kGL3M5Cgthats greatnot badHilarious!!Not very funny. Southpark is generally a LOT more violent, they could have EASILY replaced these two guys with teletubbies.

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654.	Solve : random computer stuff?
Answer» not sure if this as been posted but oh well http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/04/02/12-signs-you-have-a-computer-addiction/Heh. I don't believe that has been posted on here before. Some great pictures, some I've SEEN but a lot I haven't, thanks for SHARING. Haha, very nice. Quote from: unlovedwarrior on April 26, 2007, 09:21:34 AM not sure if this as been posted but oh well http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/04/02/12-signs-you-have-a-computer-addiction/ really enjoyed this post !!! most awesome ~ And will THAT run VISTA? I like PIC 9, you could get alot done FAST

654.

Solve : random computer stuff?

Answer»

not sure if this as been posted but oh well

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/04/02/12-signs-you-have-a-computer-addiction/Heh. I don't believe that has been posted on here before. Some great pictures, some I've SEEN but a lot I haven't, thanks for SHARING. Haha, very nice. Quote from: unlovedwarrior on April 26, 2007, 09:21:34 AM

not sure if this as been posted but oh well

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/04/02/12-signs-you-have-a-computer-addiction/

really enjoyed this post !!! most awesome ~

And will THAT run VISTA? I like PIC 9, you could get alot done FAST

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655.	Solve : My new home defense?
Answer» A remotely controlled USB gun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu0OX7MQL5IThat's ALMOST as cool as the automatic shotgun.I would do anything for ONE of those i would use it to scare my brothers and sister away when they come over to swarmLoving those, SEEN a few of them around. I would get one, but I have no room for it.I quote " well; I think i expired all my bb's " OMG me too!!!!!!!! I haven't felt all this funny inside since Jr. High !! I want 2# of those and I think I have a woody~ most awesome find & post SIR NathanThat is AWESOME! I WANT IT! Neato! Why hello mr/ms(?) paranoid WANTOK Here: "BANG!"

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656.	Solve : What happened to the swag?
Answer» None sent? LOST in the shuffle? Being punished? What are you talking about?Dummy is running dangerously low on pens so he created a lot of accounts and then posted a lot with 'm so he could get a lot of pens from Nathan. But since Nathan hasn't send any of 'm out yet, his calculations are going wrong and now he may be out of PEN at the end of the week. Which is horrible, just horrible.. Work in progress. Sorry I've been busy with doing a big site update, which I just finished (10,000+ minor updates). I've got the ENVELOPES, still need to do labels and stuff a few hundred of them with pens and then visit the POST office to figure out how to mail them all. It'll be done just taking more time then I expected. I'll let you know when they go out since I obviously missed my last date to go out I don't want to make another estimate to when they will go out, other then: as soon as possible. Quote from: Raptor on May 03, 2007, 08:00:27 AM Dummy is running dangerously low on pens so he created a lot of accounts and then posted a lot with 'm so he could get a lot of pens from Nathan. But since Nathan hasn't send any of 'm out yet, his calculations are going wrong and now he may be out of pen at the end of the week. Which is horrible, just horrible.. Let's all send him pens in the meantime...i have a few LYING around.Almost all my pens are pens i find lying around at school on the floor or just left over from another class Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 04, 2007, 10:16:30 PM Almost all my pens are pens i find lying around at school on the floor or just left over from another class So you're the type of guy who makes other people's pens disappear eh? make them dissapear? no, i make the owner lose it when he leaves it I think 2k_dummy wants a SWAG of sometime in---> 2007.

656.

Solve : What happened to the swag?

Answer»

None sent? LOST in the shuffle? Being punished? What are you talking about?Dummy is running dangerously low on pens so he created a lot of accounts and then posted a lot with 'm so he could get a lot of pens from Nathan. But since Nathan hasn't send any of 'm out yet, his calculations are going wrong and now he may be out of PEN at the end of the week. Which is horrible, just horrible.. Work in progress. Sorry I've been busy with doing a big site update, which I just finished (10,000+ minor updates). I've got the ENVELOPES, still need to do labels and stuff a few hundred of them with pens and then visit the POST office to figure out how to mail them all.

It'll be done just taking more time then I expected. I'll let you know when they go out since I obviously missed my last date to go out I don't want to make another estimate to when they will go out, other then: as soon as possible. Quote from: Raptor on May 03, 2007, 08:00:27 AM

Dummy is running dangerously low on pens so he created a lot of accounts and then posted a lot with 'm so he could get a lot of pens from Nathan. But since Nathan hasn't send any of 'm out yet, his calculations are going wrong and now he may be out of pen at the end of the week. Which is horrible, just horrible..

Let's all send him pens in the meantime...i have a few LYING around.Almost all my pens are pens i find lying around at school on the floor or just left over from another class Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 04, 2007, 10:16:30 PM

Almost all my pens are pens i find lying around at school on the floor or just left over from another class

So you're the type of guy who makes other people's pens disappear eh? make them dissapear? no, i make the owner lose it when he leaves it I think 2k_dummy wants a SWAG of sometime in---> 2007.

Discussion

657.	Solve : google command lines?
Answer» http://projects.felipc.com/gcl/try "similar http:\\www.wikipedia.org" lol look at the FIRST result They DONT have the SITE:sitehere.com format

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658.	Solve : Huh??
Answer» Quote from: helper on May 06, 2007, 10:50:20 AM My profile says that i have only posted 3 posts but when i goto "Show posts" its says how many posts i realy have posted, 16? whats going on? But outside of the OTHER FORUM, please try to make your posts relevant. And don't worry about your post count.As NICE as the higher numbers look, they don't mean a whole lot. Just worry about your posts' content and quality. With that said...I lost two posts a little while ago and it's bugging because I want KNOW what two posts were so BAD. The posts I WOULD expect to get deleted are still there... Weird.lol.....

658.

Solve : Huh??

Answer»

Quote from: helper on May 06, 2007, 10:50:20 AM

My profile says that i have only posted 3 posts but when i goto "Show posts" its says how many posts i realy have posted, 16? whats going on?

But outside of the OTHER FORUM, please try to make your posts relevant.

And don't worry about your post count.As NICE as the higher numbers look, they don't mean a whole lot. Just worry about your posts' content and quality.

With that said...I lost two posts a little while ago and it's bugging because I want KNOW what two posts were so BAD. The posts I WOULD expect to get deleted are still there... Weird.lol.....

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659.	Solve : Snap, Crackle and Pop.?
Answer» Doctor finds SPIDERS in ear of boy with earache LBANY, Oregon (AP) -- These guys were not exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop. What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear. "They were walking on my EARDRUMS," Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery Video) One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her SON insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- "like Rice Krispies." Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him. When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, DEAD. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser. Jesse was given the spiders -- now both dead -- as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.htmli heard about this on the radio this morning on the way to workDiscusting....This will scare Zylstra. Arachnophobia Quote from: street1 on May 07, 2007, 05:01:34 PM This will scare Zylstra. Arachnophobia lol it is kinda nasty story, you know many teenage guys who wouldn't know something was crawling in their ears!! 47 years ago when I was 8 we had a lot of things crawling in the outhouse....hmmmm. A couple of little spiders wouldn't have even been noticed. Urgh, that's so weird. Quote from: Calum on May 08, 2007, 10:31:35 AM Urgh, that's so weird. Sorry,about that Calum. Should have said"The outdoor Loo. Bwahahaha!

659.

Solve : Snap, Crackle and Pop.?

Answer»

Doctor finds SPIDERS in ear of boy with earache

LBANY, Oregon (AP) -- These guys were not exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my EARDRUMS," Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery Video)

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her SON insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, DEAD. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders -- now both dead -- as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.htmli heard about this on the radio this morning on the way to workDiscusting....This will scare Zylstra.

Arachnophobia

Quote from: street1 on May 07, 2007, 05:01:34 PM

This will scare Zylstra.

Arachnophobia

lol it is kinda nasty story, you know many teenage guys who wouldn't know something was crawling in their ears!! 47 years ago when I was 8 we had a lot of things crawling in the
outhouse....hmmmm. A couple of little spiders wouldn't have even
been noticed. Urgh, that's so weird. Quote from: Calum on May 08, 2007, 10:31:35 AM

Urgh, that's so weird.

Sorry,about that Calum. Should have said"The outdoor Loo.

Bwahahaha!

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660.	Solve : "The Morning Guy"?
Answer» Just wanted to share this with you all (I have the high quality version...SD, if you want it, email me) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSiMY9tRYt0 ...and I thought my STEP dad was bad...censored i would be smacking SOMEONEI don't blame his sister for leaving. Quote from: STREET1 on May 08, 2007, 07:36:45 PM I don't blame his sister for leaving. Rob_notpomeroy, it was his WIFE, lol **WP: Humor, avoiding seriousness Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 08, 2007, 07:01:44 PM censored* i would be smacking someone LOL Oh!his wife? Sorry,I get confused.From Georgia ya'know. KUDOS to CBMatt Here is the high quality version: http://files-upload.com/214779/TheMorningGuyAZ-high.wmv.html

660.

Solve : "The Morning Guy"?

Answer»

Just wanted to share this with you all

(I have the high quality version...SD, if you want it, email me)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSiMY9tRYt0
...and I thought my STEP dad was bad...*censored* i would be smacking SOMEONEI don't blame his sister for leaving. Quote from: STREET1 on May 08, 2007, 07:36:45 PM

I don't blame his sister for leaving.

Rob_notpomeroy, it was his WIFE, lol
***WP: Humor, avoiding seriousness
Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 08, 2007, 07:01:44 PM

*censored* i would be smacking someone

LOL Oh!his wife? Sorry,I get confused.From Georgia ya'know. KUDOS to CBMatt

Here is the high quality version:
http://files-upload.com/214779/TheMorningGuyAZ-high.wmv.html

Discussion

661.	Solve : Do you have a phobia??
Answer» Quote from: RAPTOR on May 08, 2007, 05:08:07 PM I know no fear. But I can tell you of things that really, really piss me off? So, Raptor...Did you FIND one for fear of being PISSED off?No, there's absolutely no fear of that. I'm a really calm person. Quote from: honvetops on May 08, 2007, 02:33:35 PM Raptophobia &LT;<< ummmm fear of you know who ! I THINK that's everyone's fear. If you're not afraid, you should be.Raptophobia:Fear of not being afraid.

661.

Solve : Do you have a phobia??

Answer»

Quote from: RAPTOR on May 08, 2007, 05:08:07 PM

I know no fear.

But I can tell you of things that really, really piss me off?

So, Raptor...Did you FIND one for fear of being PISSED off?No, there's absolutely no fear of that. I'm a really calm person. Quote from: honvetops on May 08, 2007, 02:33:35 PM

Raptophobia &LT;<< ummmm fear of you know who !

I THINK that's everyone's fear.
If you're not afraid, you should be.Raptophobia:Fear of not being afraid.

Discussion

662.	Solve : Free comic book day?
Answer» I'm not into comics but thought this would be WORTH mentioning. May 5th is free comic book day around the world, where you can visit MANY of the local comic stores for free comics. http://www.freecomicbookday.com/I cant open that link Huh. That's strange. Works fine here.Yeah, NOW it works. Weird..... It said the page was UNAVAILABLE earlierThe most important thing to REMEMBER about "today" NOW is> its Derby Time Baby!!! watch the ponies run around 6pm est.......I get all my comics from warez sites.. QUOTE from: Raptor on May 05, 2007, 10:14:31 AM I get all my comics from warez sites.. Cinco de Mayo 5 May: liberation day

662.

Solve : Free comic book day?

Answer»

I'm not into comics but thought this would be WORTH mentioning. May 5th is free comic book day around the world, where you can visit MANY of the local comic stores for free comics.

http://www.freecomicbookday.com/I cant open that link Huh. That's strange. Works fine here.Yeah, NOW it works. Weird.....
It said the page was UNAVAILABLE earlierThe most important thing to REMEMBER about "today" NOW is> its Derby Time Baby!!!
watch the ponies run around 6pm est.......I get all my comics from warez sites.. QUOTE from: Raptor on May 05, 2007, 10:14:31 AM

I get all my comics from warez sites..

Cinco de Mayo 5 May: liberation day

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663.	Solve : The Dance Of Total Horror!?
Answer» TryToWatchAllAtOnce.LOL! Fear Comes In Different Ways.The Boogyman ain't crap! I can STILL only WATCH this in 2 second intervals.Now,I can't sleep dumba$$.ummm ILL have to watch when i get home from work Quote This site is blocked by the SonicWALL Content Filter Service. If the site was blocked incorrectly please NOTIFY your... Sigh Proxy! (and the teacher walks in to the ROOM)

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664.	Solve : medieval help desk?
Answer» Now see, the help desk concept REALLY started much longer ago than commonly thought nowadays. http://www.devilducky.com/media/57946/Haha! Thats a GOOD one, Patio SOYBEAN Yeah, thats about what it wasHeh. Good stuff.Zylstra has a good MEMORY... Quote from: patio on May 13, 2007, 08:16:58 PM Zylstra has a good memory... Yeah, cant you tell? http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Stupid%20Bush.jpg

664.

Solve : medieval help desk?

Answer»

Now see, the help desk concept REALLY started much longer ago than commonly thought nowadays.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/57946/Haha!
Thats a GOOD one, Patio SOYBEAN

Yeah, thats about what it wasHeh. Good stuff.Zylstra has a good MEMORY... Quote from: patio on May 13, 2007, 08:16:58 PM

Zylstra has a good memory...

Yeah, cant you tell?
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Stupid%20Bush.jpg

Discussion

665.	Solve : Food for thought...?
Answer» Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his ODD DIET, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what? (This is so bad it's good...) A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.You the man Dilbert! I don't get it. Oh man! At first, I didnt get it at all, but now I completely do! (But seriously, how is that food for though?) Think of it as an appetizer. Raptor: The above PHRASE rhymes with "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Quote from: Dilbert on May 08, 2007, 06:12:55 PM Think of it as an appetizer. Raptor: The above phrase rhymes with "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Raptor:If you say that loud enough........'quite trocious'. Mary Poppins.....Bwahahaha!INTERESTING....Right. Seen that before, but pretty funny anyway.A music teacher not at home may leave a NOTE on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'. Quote from: street1 on May 13, 2007, 04:12:14 PM A music teacher not at home may leave a note on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'. huh?? Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 14, 2007, 08:24:10 AM Quote from: street1 on May 13, 2007, 04:12:14 PM A music teacher not at home may leave a note on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'. huh?? Chopin and Bach were both composers in their time. Pretty good one street1.oh ok

665.

Solve : Food for thought...?

Answer»

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his ODD DIET, he suffered from very bad breath.

This made him.... what? (This is so bad it's good...)

A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.You the man Dilbert!

I don't get it. Oh man! At first, I didnt get it at all, but now I completely do!

(But seriously, how is that food for though?)

Think of it as an appetizer.

Raptor: The above PHRASE rhymes with "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Quote from: Dilbert on May 08, 2007, 06:12:55 PM

Think of it as an appetizer.

Raptor: The above phrase rhymes with "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".

Raptor:If you say that loud enough........'quite trocious'.

Mary Poppins.....Bwahahaha!INTERESTING....Right. Seen that before, but pretty funny anyway.A music teacher not at home may leave a NOTE on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'. Quote from: street1 on May 13, 2007, 04:12:14 PM

A music teacher not at home may leave a note on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'.

huh?? Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 14, 2007, 08:24:10 AM

Quote from: street1 on May 13, 2007, 04:12:14 PM
A music teacher not at home may leave a note on their door saying, 'Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet'.

huh??

Chopin and Bach were both composers in their time.

Pretty good one street1.oh ok

Discussion

666.	Solve : Geek shirts?
Answer» Great listing of GEEK shirts. LinkHaha. I'm considering buying one of those. Quote from: SilentAssasin64 on May 13, 2007, 07:49:46 PM Haha. I'm considering buying one of those. You and me both Some of them are good, others are just not. Like the Myspace one (I have more FRIENDS than you, on Myspace) . . . I'm SURE you do. How many of them KNOW you? Thought so.

666.

Solve : Geek shirts?

Answer»

Great listing of GEEK shirts.

LinkHaha. I'm considering buying one of those. Quote from: SilentAssasin64 on May 13, 2007, 07:49:46 PM

Haha. I'm considering buying one of those.

You and me both Some of them are good, others are just not.
Like the Myspace one (I have more FRIENDS than you, on Myspace) . . . I'm SURE you do. How many of them KNOW you? Thought so.

Discussion

667.	Solve : this is crazy stuff -- stars compare to planets?
Answer» http://www.howbigistheworld.com/That makes me feel like playing with marbles!Neat link, UnlovedWarrior It really does give us a perspective we dont think about And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and all that stuff rotates around us, like a swirl in a commode. Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and all that stuff rotates around us, like a swirl in a commode. Tough decision should I be toilet paper,or a cute little turddie? Do not attempt to feed or raise a baby raptor. Warning this baby wears a 200 lb. Celotex $hit catcher! A streamlined turdie...you'll get to see more of the Universe that way. Quote from: PATIO on May 10, 2007, 05:07:27 PM A streamlined turdie...you'll get to see more of the Universe that way. Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and ... And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it. Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and ... And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it. Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space. Quote from: street1 on May 10, 2007, 06:19:31 PM Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and ... And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it. Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space. Save it for until after you get my bill. This is pretty coolWelcome aboard Stephanie with all the x's. Quote from: street1 on May 10, 2007, 06:19:31 PM Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and ... And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it. Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space. Yeah well? I ME HELPER, owns: ANTARES! Bwahahaha ! But TRUST ME! there more than enogh to go around What the heck is that supposed to mean ? ? Even in this section you should consider content before pressing the Post button...This is really INTERESTING, I had no idea there are stars that big.

667.

Solve : this is crazy stuff -- stars compare to planets?

Answer» http://www.howbigistheworld.com/That makes me feel like playing with marbles!Neat link, UnlovedWarrior

It really does give us a perspective we dont think about And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and all that stuff rotates around us, like a swirl in a commode. Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM

And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and all that stuff rotates around us, like a swirl in a commode.

Tough decision should I be toilet paper,or a cute little turddie?

Do not attempt to feed or raise a baby raptor.

Warning this baby wears a 200 lb. Celotex $hit catcher!

A streamlined turdie...you'll get to see more of the Universe that way. Quote from: PATIO on May 10, 2007, 05:07:27 PM

A streamlined turdie...you'll get to see more of the Universe that way.

Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM

And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and
...

And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it.

Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM

Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM
And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and
...

And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it.

Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space. Quote from: street1 on May 10, 2007, 06:19:31 PM

Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM
And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and
...

And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it.

Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space.

Save it for until after you get my bill.

This is pretty coolWelcome aboard Stephanie with all the x's. Quote from: street1 on May 10, 2007, 06:19:31 PM

Quote from: WillyW on May 10, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
Quote from: 2k_dummy on May 10, 2007, 03:33:23 PM
And just to think the earth is the center of the universe and
...

And to think.... it's my world, and you all are just in it.

Willy my man! Thanks for sharing your space.

Yeah well?
I ME HELPER, owns: ANTARES! Bwahahaha ! But TRUST ME! there more than enogh to go around What the heck is that supposed to mean ? ?

Even in this section you should consider content before pressing the Post button...This is really INTERESTING, I had no idea there are stars that big.

Discussion

668.	Solve : Cirque du Soleil?
Answer» Yesterday, I saw CIRQUE DU SOLEIL in Columbus, Ohio. The web page at that link has a short video CLIP that will give you a glimpse of it. If you ever get a chance to see this, do so. You won't be disappointed.the vids kinda crazy and it seems cool

Discussion

669.	Solve : I Like The Little Picture Of CBMatt?
Answer» Did you kill the baby? lol I like it much more than the other (Great insider joke) Quote from: ZYLSTRA on MAY 14, 2007, 05:55:49 PM lol I like it much more than the other (Great insider joke) You devil.You saying it's smaller ? All HAIL CBMATT, the baby KILLER!So CBMatt, hows the day-care doing?

669.

Solve : I Like The Little Picture Of CBMatt?

Answer»

Did you kill the baby? lol

I like it much more than the other
(Great insider joke) Quote from: ZYLSTRA on MAY 14, 2007, 05:55:49 PM

lol

I like it much more than the other
(Great insider joke)

You devil.You saying it's smaller ? All HAIL CBMATT, the baby KILLER!So CBMatt, hows the day-care doing?

Discussion

670.	Solve : Nothing is On Sale for $6.28?
Answer» What do you WANT for your BIRTHDAY? NOTHING.

Discussion

671.	Solve : There`s no place like 127.0.0.1?
Answer» http://www.ukrease.co.za/article.php/20070504043758165 this is funny you must read Pleeease! Don't throw me in that thar br'ar patch. huhI take it you're not familiar with Uncle Remus and the Brer RABBIT stories.never heard of ITYOU FORGOT his age, 2K. QUOTE from: 2k_dummy on May 16, 2007, 03:32:54 PM I take it you're not familiar with Uncle Remus and the Brer Rabbit stories. I remember Uncle Remus and that stubborn tar BABY. http://www.americanfolklore.net/folktales/ga2.htmlthnx oh i love that siteWelcome to the world of Uncle Remus.

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672.	Solve : Somewhat of an Idea.?
Answer» Keep it up Jp. I really ENJOY the things you come up with. Have you ever READ..'The Life And Times Of JUDGE Sky Blue Tears' ?

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673.	Solve : Evolution does not exist?
Answer» Watch this They've got a really good point! Current Biology Unit: Theory of Evolution (treated as law). This brightened my day after people preach evolution as unmistakable. (On a more serious note, I do believe that species can adapt to climate, and eventually adapt to the point that they can be called different species. The idea that humans descended from apes I cannot accept.)That is a really good clip, explains a lot. Nice find Raptor. Quote from: Dilbert on May 18, 2007, 11:11:59 PM Current Biology Unit: Theory of Evolution (treated as law). This brightened my day after people preach evolution as unmistakable. (On a more serious note, I do believe that species can adapt to climate, and eventually adapt to the point that they can be called different species. The idea that humans descended from apes I cannot accept.) No problem accepting adaptation in Nature... But to SAY a fish crawled out of a swamp and eventually walked upright as something else that's a different hill of beans. Thanx for the link.Thats sort like the Big Bang theory being the beginning of time and the universe. If the bang occurred, there had to be at least two dissimilar substances to make a bang. Where did they come from? If apes evolved into man, why do we still have apes?Did anyone ever take the time to open a jar of peanut BUTTER and check it for single-celled beings? I bet not even these guys who thought up the theory that if live can't begin in Peanut butter, it can't begin anywhere else, have done so. single celled being?? I actually just opened a jar of peanut butter to make myself a sandwich and i didn't find anything but peanut butter in it... Quote from: patio on May 19, 2007, 06:26:09 AM No problem accepting adaptation in Nature... But to say a fish crawled out of a swamp and eventually walked upright as something else that's a different hill of beans. Precisely. The biggest problem with that portion of the Theory of Evolution is two-fold. One: Apes have sufficient intelligence. They are capable of living in communities, making TOOLS and using them, and they have the ability to adapt, without evolving, to most climates of the world. So can we. However, once these are in effect, the need to walk upright and build buildings seems almost superfluous. Why bother increasing the complexity and the potential for disaster, when a perfectly capable mammal already exists? Two: There had to have been a first human. Sure, there were the Neanderthals, but someone had to be first in being a human as we know it. Meaning that there was, at one time, only one human. Now, even today in our "civilized" world, there is hate, prejudice, genocides. Back then, I can only imagine that it was worse, thanks to the trends back in time (the further in the past you look at, the more of this there is). Excuse me for using the classic "what are the odds" argument, but this bears looking at. Let's say that in a family of Neanderthals, the first homo sapiens sapiens was born. The chance of this happening are... well, the genetic difference is about 0.5% of our DNA. Our DNA contains 3 billion base pairs. .5% of that is 150,000,000 base pairs. The odds of all these changes occurring, at once, is 1/150,000,0002, or: 1/22500000000000000 (Or is it "150,000,000!"? If so, the denominator is even larger...) Okay, now, this baby is born. I can't give definitive odds on how likely it is that a completely different baby is accepted by their parents (even today we don't always accept differences from the norm), the chances that a sufficiently similar baby of the opposite gender is available for procreation, the odds that they will procreate at all, and the chances that both are fertile and healthy and produce offspring. However, the odds I've already given are so out of this world that I can't wrap my mind around it and accept it.Dilbert, I'm glad you got that off your chest ! Wheww ! Does this mean you are throwing out the humanoid ascension, and excepting the ape evolution to human theory ? JpRight. I am saying that humans didn't evolve, but animals do.Oh, . .OK ! I tend to agree, however, my thoughts are, even though apes may have a highly relevant DNA relationship with humans, I stll think that if they evolved into humans, that isn't any reason they didn't learn to stand on two feet reaching into the apple tree. JpSo this comes to a monkey sitting in a tree. Imagine this is the first one who lost it's tail.. It falls over on the limb expecting to hold on by it's tail... SMACK! it hits the ground. Imagine the look on it's face... Getting back up....Priceless. Quote from: Dilbert on May 19, 2007, 11:15:10 AM Right. I am saying that humans didn't evolve, but animals do. NOTHING evolves...things adapt but nothing evolves.

673.

Solve : Evolution does not exist?

Answer» Watch this

They've got a really good point!

Current Biology Unit: Theory of Evolution (treated as law). This brightened my day after people preach evolution as unmistakable.

(On a more serious note, I do believe that species can adapt to climate, and eventually adapt to the point that they can be called different species. The idea that humans descended from apes I cannot accept.)That is a really good clip, explains a lot. Nice find Raptor. Quote from: Dilbert on May 18, 2007, 11:11:59 PM

Current Biology Unit: Theory of Evolution (treated as law). This brightened my day after people preach evolution as unmistakable.

(On a more serious note, I do believe that species can adapt to climate, and eventually adapt to the point that they can be called different species. The idea that humans descended from apes I cannot accept.)

No problem accepting adaptation in Nature...
But to SAY a fish crawled out of a swamp and eventually walked upright as something else that's a different hill of beans.

Thanx for the link.Thats sort like the Big Bang theory being the beginning of time and the universe. If the bang occurred, there had to be at least two dissimilar substances to make a bang. Where did they come from?
If apes evolved into man, why do we still have apes?Did anyone ever take the time to open a jar of peanut BUTTER and check it for single-celled beings? I bet not even these guys who thought up the theory that if live can't begin in Peanut butter, it can't begin anywhere else, have done so. single celled being??

I actually just opened a jar of peanut butter to make myself a sandwich and i didn't find anything but peanut butter in it... Quote from: patio on May 19, 2007, 06:26:09 AM

No problem accepting adaptation in Nature...
But to say a fish crawled out of a swamp and eventually walked upright as something else that's a different hill of beans.

Precisely.

The biggest problem with that portion of the Theory of Evolution is two-fold. One: Apes have sufficient intelligence. They are capable of living in communities, making TOOLS and using them, and they have the ability to adapt, without evolving, to most climates of the world. So can we. However, once these are in effect, the need to walk upright and build buildings seems almost superfluous. Why bother increasing the complexity and the potential for disaster, when a perfectly capable mammal already exists?

Two: There had to have been a first human. Sure, there were the Neanderthals, but someone had to be first in being a human as we know it. Meaning that there was, at one time, only *one* human. Now, even today in our "civilized" world, there is hate, prejudice, genocides. Back then, I can only imagine that it was worse, thanks to the trends back in time (the further in the past you look at, the more of this there is).

Excuse me for using the classic "what are the odds" argument, but this bears looking at. Let's say that in a family of Neanderthals, the first homo sapiens sapiens was born. The chance of this happening are... well, the genetic difference is about 0.5% of our DNA. Our DNA contains 3 billion base pairs. .5% of that is
150,000,000 base pairs. The odds of all these changes occurring, at once, is 1/150,000,0002, or:

1/22500000000000000

(Or is it "150,000,000!"? If so, the denominator is even larger...)

Okay, now, this baby is born. I can't give definitive odds on how likely it is that a completely different baby is accepted by their parents (even today we don't always accept differences from the norm), the chances that a sufficiently similar baby of the opposite gender is available for procreation, the odds that they will procreate at all, and the chances that both are fertile and healthy and produce offspring. However, the odds I've already given are so out of this world that I can't wrap my mind around it and accept it.Dilbert,

I'm glad you got that off your chest !

Wheww !

Does this mean you are throwing out the humanoid ascension, and excepting the ape evolution to human theory ?

JpRight. I am saying that humans didn't evolve, but animals do.Oh, . .OK !

I tend to agree, however, my thoughts are, even though apes may have a
highly relevant DNA relationship with humans, I stll think that if they evolved into humans, that isn't any reason they didn't learn to stand on two feet reaching into the apple tree.

JpSo this comes to a monkey sitting in a tree.

Imagine this is the first one who lost it's tail..

It falls over on the limb expecting to hold on
by it's tail...

SMACK! it hits the ground.

Imagine the look on it's face...

Getting back up....Priceless. Quote from: Dilbert on May 19, 2007, 11:15:10 AM

Right. I am saying that humans didn't evolve, but animals do.

NOTHING evolves...things adapt but nothing evolves.

Discussion

674.	Solve : Freedom Of Speech????
Answer» Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd! http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5That's twisted. Quote from: Calum on May 17, 2007, 10:51:52 AM That's twisted. More than that...I've got to get me that. Download link anyone? Quote from: Raptor on May 17, 2007, 08:25:11 PM I've got to get me that. Download link anyone? And once again, you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers, Raptor... Or should I say: RAP-TOP! (Ill be done with the repeated comebacks by tomorrow...) If it had better graphics it'd be the next Halo. Let's face it, people love violence. All new games that "take off" sales-wise are violent, even if only fantasy-violence. If he MADE that school a "secret enemy BASE" and made the plot very cheesy, then nobody would care. I happen to agree with the author on one point: It does truly take a significant act to be noticed. I don't, HOWEVER, agree that the V. Tech was the best EXAMPLE. Quote from: street1 on May 17, 2007, 04:50:54 AM Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd! http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5 Yeah, either a Sick Ba$turd or very immature. Quote from: soybean on May 18, 2007, 06:17:12 PM Quote from: street1 on May 17, 2007, 04:50:54 AM Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd! http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5 Yeah, either a Sick Ba$turd or very immature. Or both.

674.

Solve : Freedom Of Speech????

Answer»

Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is
considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd!

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5That's twisted. Quote from: Calum on May 17, 2007, 10:51:52 AM

That's twisted.

More than that...I've got to get me that. Download link anyone? Quote from: Raptor on May 17, 2007, 08:25:11 PM

I've got to get me that. Download link anyone?

And once again, you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers, Raptor...
Or should I say: RAP-TOP!

(Ill be done with the repeated comebacks by tomorrow...) If it had better graphics it'd be the next Halo.

Let's face it, people love violence. All new games that "take off" sales-wise are violent, even if only fantasy-violence. If he MADE that school a "secret enemy BASE" and made the plot very cheesy, then nobody would care.

I happen to agree with the author on one point: It does truly take a significant act to be noticed. I don't, HOWEVER, agree that the V. Tech was the best EXAMPLE. Quote from: street1 on May 17, 2007, 04:50:54 AM

Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is
considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd!

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5

Yeah, either a Sick Ba$turd or very immature. Quote from: soybean on May 18, 2007, 06:17:12 PM

Quote from: street1 on May 17, 2007, 04:50:54 AM
Well, folks according to USA Congress and Supreme Court anything is
considered talking. See Below.Sick Ba$turd!

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995212668.html?from=top5
Yeah, either a Sick Ba$turd or very immature.

Or both.

Discussion

675.	Solve : Don't Copy that Floppy?
Answer» Don't Copy that Floppy A rap song about Piracy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAY06IcH4YThat was actually the slogan way back when when floppies were the means of distributing new software. Anyone else REMEMBER that? WordPerfect 5.2 for Windows was a BIG program and it came on 8 floppies.I've still got a copy of Windows on floppies around here somewhere...I'm too young, yes too young to see a 8 floppy programI have SEEN an 8 floppy program... Windows 3.0! And so was 3.1 and 3.11 for Workgroups (But, I lost them... so I dont have them anymore... they were illegal copies, made by my brothers old School District ) Quote from: Zylstra on May 17, 2007, 05:24:16 PM I have seen an 8 floppy program... Windows 3.0! And so was 3.1 and 3.11 for Workgroups (But, I lost them... so I dont have them anymore... they were illegal copies, made by my brothers old School District ) My Windows is actually legit! Ha. I need to go DIG up those old floppies. I've also got a two-floppy mouse driver. Not to mention Word PERFECT and several games on B-drive floppies. Ah, I miss my old IBM... The hours of Quest and Double Dragon on that COMPUTER were priceless.I hate floppies! they take a lot of time to open up!Rap and anti-piracy, two things the world would be better off without! It's obvious, judging from the movie, that the SPA is not only brainwashing the youth but it also releases spyware and annoying black people who take over your PC and start singing in a really crappy fashion. Besides that, "tetris" never failed. (He "raps", can't call it singing, about that) just like no company ever had to shutdown because of piracy... So. True. Got MS Office 4.3 (Word 6.0, Excel 5.0, Access 2.0, etc. if I recall correctly); 24 floppies!You can legally download the last DOS Version of Microsoft Word that was ever released. http://www.downloadsquad.com/2005/11/25/free-file/ The download is provided my Microsoft, so its piracy free! Nice find, Zylstra , now for me to get MS-DOS Quote from: Zylstra on May 20, 2007, 09:47:58 PM You can legally download the last DOS Version of Microsoft Word that was ever released. http://www.downloadsquad.com/2005/11/25/free-file/ The download is provided my Microsoft, so its piracy free! In some countries, there is no piracy!

675.

Solve : Don't Copy that Floppy?

Answer»

Don't Copy that Floppy

A rap song about Piracy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAY06IcH4YThat was actually the slogan way back when when floppies were the means of distributing new software. Anyone else REMEMBER that?

WordPerfect 5.2 for Windows was a BIG program and it came on 8 floppies.I've still got a copy of Windows on floppies around here somewhere...I'm too young, yes too young to see a 8 floppy programI have SEEN an 8 floppy program...

Windows 3.0!

And so was 3.1 and 3.11 for Workgroups (But, I lost them... so I dont have them anymore... they were illegal copies, made by my brothers old School District )

Quote from: Zylstra on May 17, 2007, 05:24:16 PM

I have seen an 8 floppy program...

Windows 3.0!

And so was 3.1 and 3.11 for Workgroups (But, I lost them... so I dont have them anymore... they were illegal copies, made by my brothers old School District )

My Windows is actually legit! Ha. I need to go DIG up those old floppies. I've also got a two-floppy mouse driver. Not to mention Word PERFECT and several games on B-drive floppies. Ah, I miss my old IBM... The hours of Quest and Double Dragon on that COMPUTER were priceless.I hate floppies!
they take a lot of time to open up!Rap and anti-piracy, two things the world would be better off without!

It's obvious, judging from the movie, that the SPA is not only brainwashing the youth but it also releases spyware and annoying black people who take over your PC and start singing in a really crappy fashion.

Besides that, "tetris" never failed. (He "raps", can't call it singing, about that) just like no company ever had to shutdown because of piracy...
So. True. Got MS Office 4.3 (Word 6.0, Excel 5.0, Access 2.0, etc. if I recall correctly); 24 floppies!You can legally download the last DOS Version of Microsoft Word that was ever released.

http://www.downloadsquad.com/2005/11/25/free-file/

The download is provided my Microsoft, so its piracy free! Nice find, Zylstra , now for me to get MS-DOS Quote from: Zylstra on May 20, 2007, 09:47:58 PM

You can legally download the last DOS Version of Microsoft Word that was ever released.

http://www.downloadsquad.com/2005/11/25/free-file/

The download is provided my Microsoft, so its piracy free!

In some countries, there is no piracy!

Discussion

676.	Solve : the monitor giving only 4bit resolution?
Answer» the monitor has low resolutionsmore info possibly?how is your VIDEO driverIt's fine. How is yours?Mine's good.Perhaps you should raise the resolution? ah very good Gx and patio mines ALSO doing goodYour what's doing good ? ?lolI love these valuable questions that really add to the collective KNOWLEDGE of CH.. Filter system, ANYONE? lusweti, I suggest you post your question again in the Hardware forum. The Off-Topic forum is not the right place for it. And, provide more info. What version of Windows? Did you have higher resolution prior to this happening? Have you made any changes to your system? Are you USING onboard video or an add-on video card?

Discussion

677.	Solve : Living Life Backwards...........?
Answer» Living Life Backwards........... I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a BABY, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an censored. I rest my case. Jpwhat the duce JPYou spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap, and then... you get all of that, in a stomech? stay at stomech inn near you Huh ? Can I DELETE the last post ? Jp, I can help you carry out the first item on your list...! Raptor, Your such a censored, nice guy ! Oh! . . . . I SAID censored hey, . .but thats OK contrex said G. D. Hey Like why don't you have REMOTE accsess computer fixes, or do you want to teach all the little nerds a lesson, if you can't afford it, censored I'll pass the hat around for you, . . . and you could be really really great ! ! ! I hope you sons miss me, . . . . . . Best of Luck, . . I really like you guys, You are the latest ! ! ! . . . . . . . . . . . That would actually be pretty good, I like the idea.

Discussion

678.	Solve : should anatomical terminologies be allowed in forums??
Answer» Quote Ok, did ANYONE know that before you read this? Yes, because I googled it myself and figured someone was PLAYING a trick on us. Quote from: Dark Blade on May 21, 2007, 04:31:55 AM Wikipedia is one of my two homepages! (the other is Google) But really, is peculiaroso at anatomical terminology? I think that's as close as it needs to go.I say that, if used PROPERLY, terminology related to the genital area shouldn't be disallowed. I'm not saying that they should be used willy-nilly, but if, for some reason, one has to make a reference to the censored, they should be allowed to. So long as we can be more mature than "OMG h3 s41d "p3n1s!!!111oneoneone", anyway. Quote from: Dilbert on May 22, 2007, 05:58:01 PM I say that, if used properly, terminology related to the genital area shouldn't be disallowed. I'm not saying that they should be used willy-nilly, but if, for some reason, one has to make a reference to the p**s, they should be allowed to. So long as we can be more mature than "OMG h3 s41d "p3n1s!!!111oneoneone", anyway. Congratulations ! ! You have just been promoted to our Official textspeak/hakrz translator....I, for one, would like to know why an individual would "have to make reference to the censored" on a computer help forum. If we start getting topics like "Help, I got my censored* caught in the A drive!" then I think we have issues bigger than censorship here. Not that I'd be upset. I mean, I'm sure we've all been caught in inanimate objects before. Are you guys talking about the Off-Topic Post or Some other part of CH ? Hey Its Happy Hour ! ! ! But Yeah , . . . I will say this, . . . Our own Government Couldn't Find it's Own as If It Had It's Hand In It's Back POCKET ! And by that I mean, How could you keep Kids off this site or that site ? I Think that would be Unquestionable ! Besides That, For That Matter How would ? ? ? You or Could , . .I Think, . . Like You Tell Me , Ummmm,. . "Blahbity Blab-Blab Blah ! ! By This I Mean , . .* No disrespect, . . but it would be NICE if we could eliminate the concern for minors ! Pages: 1 [2] All Poll Question: Should you be allowed to say such words as peculiaroso? yes no View results P.S. I do Somewhat Like, My CH Pen ! SKREW THE BANK of ROMA ! ! ! Benafactobutofoko !! Qoute: Raptor, 052307 Bengladesha,..Binganstrada, News Makers on CH Fantastic Network: Make sure to cast your vote in this months poll. Raptoir ; "I like yingling!" Enough of this nonsense people....... This THREAD has degenerated into something that is not even close to being called off-topic. I am going to lock it for your own protection. dl65 Quote from: CBMatt on May 23, 2007, 08:21:18 AM I, for one, would like to know why an individual would "have to make reference to the censored" on a computer help forum. If we start getting topics like "Help, I got my censored caught in the A drive!" then I think we have issues bigger than censorship here. I know this topic is closed, but LOL. That's awesome.

678.

Solve : should anatomical terminologies be allowed in forums??

Answer»

Quote

Ok, did ANYONE know that before you read this?

Yes, because I googled it myself and figured someone was PLAYING a trick on us. Quote from: Dark Blade on May 21, 2007, 04:31:55 AM

Wikipedia is one of my two homepages! (the other is Google)

But really, is peculiaroso at anatomical terminology?

I think that's as close as it needs to go.I say that, if used PROPERLY, terminology related to the genital area shouldn't be disallowed. I'm not saying that they should be used willy-nilly, but if, for some reason, one has to make a reference to the *censored*, they should be allowed to.

So long as we can be more mature than "OMG h3 s41d "p3n1s!!!111oneoneone", anyway. Quote from: Dilbert on May 22, 2007, 05:58:01 PM

I say that, if used properly, terminology related to the genital area shouldn't be disallowed. I'm not saying that they should be used willy-nilly, but if, for some reason, one has to make a reference to the p***s, they should be allowed to.

So long as we can be more mature than "OMG h3 s41d "p3n1s!!!111oneoneone", anyway.

Congratulations ! !

You have just been promoted to our Official textspeak/hakrz translator....I, for one, would like to know why an individual would "have to make reference to the *censored*" on a computer help forum. If we start getting topics like "Help, I got my *censored* caught in the A drive!" then I think we have issues bigger than censorship here.

Not that I'd be upset. I mean, I'm sure we've all been caught in inanimate objects before.
Are you guys talking about the Off-Topic Post or Some other part of CH ?

Hey Its Happy Hour ! ! !

But Yeah , . . . I will say this, . . . Our own Government Couldn't Find it's Own a*s
If It Had It's Hand In It's Back POCKET !

And by that I mean, How could you keep Kids off this site or that site ?

I Think that would be Unquestionable ! Besides That, For That Matter How would ? ? ? You or Could , . .I Think, . . Like You Tell Me , Ummmm,. . "Blahbity Blab-Blab Blah ! !

By This I Mean , . .

No disrespect, . . but it would be NICE if we could eliminate the concern for minors !

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Poll
Question: Should you be allowed to say such words as peculiaroso?
yes
no
View results

P.S. I do Somewhat Like, My CH Pen !

SKREW THE BANK of ROMA ! ! !

Benafactobutofoko !!

Qoute: Raptor, 052307 Bengladesha,..Binganstrada,

News Makers on CH Fantastic Network:
Make sure to cast your vote in this months poll.

Raptoir ; "I like yingling!"

Enough of this nonsense people.......

This THREAD has degenerated into something that is not even close to being called off-topic.

I am going to lock it for your own protection.

dl65 Quote from: CBMatt on May 23, 2007, 08:21:18 AM

I, for one, would like to know why an individual would "have to make reference to the *censored*" on a computer help forum. If we start getting topics like "Help, I got my *censored* caught in the A drive!" then I think we have issues bigger than censorship here.

I know this topic is closed, but LOL. That's awesome.

Discussion

679.	Solve : Some non-appetizer food for thought?
Answer» Some non-appetizer food for thought Our life styles change EVERY two generations. Today, we say “Thank You” Now, in all honesty, this is not the best example, but going with this: As our technology advances, ANOTHER word will start to be used. It will eventually morph into something else. (Like the word “Owned” now meaning “Powned” or just “PWND”) Years and years ago, we used to say “Thank you” and then “Ma'am” or “SIR” or even “Master” The same theory applies to how we call someone referring as: Hey, its that guy again! As opposed to two generations ago Hey, its that fellow again! “Thats how our parents used to talk” So, here is the guess we all get to take: What will we be saying in the future? Guy is already turning into “Dude” But what about other terms? (I'm hopeless) You NEED a hobby, but if it calms you, call me master. Trying...so hard...to not...make jokes...that will get...me banned...pm me with so u WONT i dont care i like jokes Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 09, 2007, 09:11:53 AM pm me with so u wont i dont care i like jokes Ha, I can if you really want me to. I have to go now, though, so it'll have to be later today. PM me so I don't forget.done and repliedi blame words morphing on "snoop dog"

679.

Solve : Some non-appetizer food for thought?

Answer»

Some non-appetizer food for thought

Our life styles change EVERY two generations.

Today, we say “Thank You”
Now, in all honesty, this is not the best example, but going with this:
As our technology advances, ANOTHER word will start to be used. It will eventually morph into something else. (Like the word “Owned” now meaning “Powned” or just “PWND”)

Years and years ago, we used to say “Thank you” and then “Ma'am” or “SIR” or even “Master”

The same theory applies to how we call someone referring as:
Hey, its that guy again!
As opposed to two generations ago
Hey, its that fellow again!

“Thats how our parents used to talk”

So, here is the guess we all get to take:
What will we be saying in the future?

Guy is already turning into “Dude”

But what about other terms?

(I'm hopeless) You NEED a hobby, but if it calms you, call me master. Trying...so hard...to not...make jokes...that will get...me banned...pm me with so u WONT i dont care i like jokes Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 09, 2007, 09:11:53 AM

pm me with so u wont i dont care i like jokes

Ha, I can if you really want me to. I have to go now, though, so it'll have to be later today. PM me so I don't forget.done and repliedi blame words morphing on "snoop dog"

Discussion

680.	Solve : unauthorized access by "ex"?
Answer» This may sound strange but I really need help. My "ex" moved out about 1 year ago and left the computer we were sharing. He bought a new one. RECENTLY, I have bought some stuff online, and he calls me and tells me he got the e-mail acknowledging my order? How can that be? I don't want him knowing my business!! Can anyone help or offer some explanation for this!! Thanks!! perhaps he has login info? did you get a new email acountwhat protections do you have?? anti-virus anti-spyware? he might have a key logger on your computer.. did he know your login information when you lived together?? scan with spybot search and destroyIt's LIKELY that either the account SETUP with who you're ordering through is simply sending the conformations to his e-mail address or that he has your login information for either the place of purchase and/or your e-mail. Verifying what e-mail address the place of purchase has and changing your passwords on your e-mail account as well as the place of purchase should resolve your issue. Just make sure before you change the place of purchase password that it's being sent to your e-mail address and not his. Finally, if that doesn't FIX the issue and he's still able to monitor your system it's likely something is installed on your computer that he's able to log in through. If this is the case this is illegal in every state in the United STATES and most other countries. I'd advise him about it and scan your computer as mentioned. If he really wants to continue you can prosecute him in accordance with many laws already in place. Sounds like you and your "ex" were sharing an email account. Recommended free email services: Hotmail -- www.hotmail.com Yahoo -- www.yahoo.com Gmail -- mail.google.com There is no way to take the information back, but if you are at reasonable speaking levels, you could just ask they he/she forward the emails to your new email address. Be sure to change any online account information (like an eBay account, or Amazon account you may have also bee sharing) to your email address, better yet, to avoid causing him/her problems, make a new one. A good step would be to backup all of your important data from that machine and do a clean install. This would also involve brand new e-mail accounts etc. but it's no more hassle than moving to a brand new city... This will ensure a better level of privacy.Do you have a new boyfriend yet. If so, have him kick the guy's censored. If not, PM Raptor. He could use some affection.

Discussion

681.	Solve : Eating mustard?
Answer» Quote from: patio on May 25, 2007, 04:00:39 PM Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 22, 2007, 08:49:06 AM who's this fed-up2? Our Saviour... Seriously, guys...it's not me...I'm Fed Up alias Saviour...I have absolutely no clue who Fed up2 actually is. I think it may be someone else who had a beef with Raptor, but it's most definitely not me. I will take a lie detector test...for that matter. Quote from: Fed Up on May 25, 2007, 04:04:50 PM Quote from: patio on May 25, 2007, 04:00:39 PM Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 22, 2007, 08:49:06 AM who's this fed-up2? Our Saviour... Seriously, guys...it's not me...I'm Fed Up alias Saviour...I have absolutely no clue who Fed up2 actually is. I think it may be someone else who had a beef with Raptor, but it's most definitely not me. I will take a lie detector test...for that matter. You know, honestly people GX1_Man KNEW it was me immediately. I know you remember his warning ."You do realize you are only authorized 1 ACCOUNT." I thought everyone knew it was me immediately. So,I apologize to Saviour and the CH forum members. Robert-------------->Fed_up2but, why did you make a nex acount? p.s who is "Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen" Quote from: helper on May 25, 2007, 06:08:02 PM but, why did you make a nex acount? p.s who is "Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen" Oh! The"Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen" they are cartoon termites I dreamed up. Did you mean"but, why did you make a new account? It's a mind thing.Mine is in and out sometimes.You're an odd one, Robert. Quote from: CBMatt on May 26, 2007, 02:44:48 AM You're an odd one, Robert. You replaced our CH baby. This really disturbed PeckerWood. Goo Goo Gah Gah!!!I'm...going to...back away...very slowly... Quote from: CBMatt on May 26, 2007, 04:57:21 AM I'm...going to...back away...very slowly... Oh no! Look out behind you Chris! LATER friend. Robert

681.

Solve : Eating mustard?

Answer»

Quote from: patio on May 25, 2007, 04:00:39 PM

Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 22, 2007, 08:49:06 AM
who's this fed-up2?

Our Saviour...

Seriously, guys...it's not me...I'm Fed Up alias Saviour...I have absolutely no clue who Fed up2 actually is. I think it may be someone else who had a beef with Raptor, but it's most definitely not me.

I will take a lie detector test...for that matter. Quote from: Fed Up on May 25, 2007, 04:04:50 PM

Quote from: patio on May 25, 2007, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 22, 2007, 08:49:06 AM
who's this fed-up2?

Our Saviour...

Seriously, guys...it's not me...I'm Fed Up alias Saviour...I have absolutely no clue who Fed up2 actually is. I think it may be someone else who had a beef with Raptor, but it's most definitely not me.

I will take a lie detector test...for that matter.

You know, honestly people GX1_Man KNEW it was me immediately.
I know you remember his warning ."You do realize you are only
authorized 1 ACCOUNT."

I thought everyone knew it was me immediately.

So,I apologize to Saviour and the CH forum members.

Robert-------------->Fed_up2but, why did you make a nex acount?
p.s who is "Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen" Quote from: helper on May 25, 2007, 06:08:02 PM

but, why did you make a nex acount?
p.s who is "Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen"

Oh! The"Bloody Little Yellow Lumbermen" they are cartoon termites
I dreamed up.

Did you mean"but, why did you make a new account?
It's a mind thing.Mine is in and out sometimes.You're an odd one, Robert.
Quote from: CBMatt on May 26, 2007, 02:44:48 AM

You're an odd one, Robert.

You replaced our CH baby. This really disturbed PeckerWood.

Goo Goo Gah Gah!!!I'm...going to...back away...very slowly... Quote from: CBMatt on May 26, 2007, 04:57:21 AM

I'm...going to...back away...very slowly...

Oh no! Look out behind you Chris!

LATER friend.

Robert

Discussion

682.	Solve : a hunters "dream & Night mare!"?
Answer» Unbelievable !!!!!!!! http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PBKB5G0&show_article=1&image=largeWOW! That's pretty amazing.The hog looks smaller than my brother. Joking Can't believe a pistol could TAKE down that thing.HoneyTop, Feel like talking, . . Whats it all about Alphie ? Jp Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 25, 2007, 09:26:56 PM The hog looks smaller than my brother. Joking Can't believe a pistol could take down that thing. Carbon Dude, . . . Who Is Kidding Whooo Boy ? ? ? Now That I getting to know you a Little Better ! ! ! ! Seriously, . . . . . .What The H_l l, . . are you Talking About ? ? ? Jp Code: [Select]Seriously, . . . . . .What The H_l l, . . are you Talking About ? ? ?Lol first, what do you mean? . . . is that thing REAL? Quote He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50- caliber revolver and chased it for three HOURS through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot. Pretty hard to take down then, huh?"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian HERITAGE Academy, a small, private school. The above statement is what's scarey,an Alabama redneck 11 years old with an education. Bubba Please! Quote from: street1 on May 26, 2007, 03:47:29 AM "I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school. The above statement is what's scarey,an Alabama redneck 11 years old with an education. Bubba Please! Street I'm totally LMAO ~~~~~~~ I USED to live down-south I can relate...he he that "kid" should be groomed for the new John Wayne, I would have scampered up a tree calling for my mommy, that thing is a MONSTER !

682.

Solve : a hunters "dream & Night mare!"?

Answer»

Unbelievable !!!!!!!!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PBKB5G0&show_article=1&image=largeWOW! That's pretty amazing.The hog looks smaller than my brother. Joking

Can't believe a pistol could TAKE down that thing.HoneyTop,

Feel like talking, . . Whats it all about Alphie ?

Jp Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 25, 2007, 09:26:56 PM

The hog looks smaller than my brother. Joking

Can't believe a pistol could take down that thing.

Carbon Dude, . . .

Who Is Kidding Whooo Boy ? ? ?

Now That I getting to know you a Little Better ! ! ! !

Seriously, . . . . . .What The H_l l, . . are you Talking About ? ? ?

Jp Code: [Select]Seriously, . . . . . .What The H_l l, . . are you Talking About ? ? ?Lol first, what do you mean? . . . is that thing REAL?
Quote

He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50- caliber revolver and chased it for three HOURS through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

Pretty hard to take down then, huh?"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian HERITAGE Academy, a small, private school.

The above statement is what's scarey,an Alabama redneck 11 years old with an education.

Bubba Please! Quote from: street1 on May 26, 2007, 03:47:29 AM

"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school.

The above statement is what's scarey,an Alabama redneck 11 years old with an education.

Bubba Please!

Street I'm totally LMAO ~~~~~~~ I USED to live down-south I can relate...he he
that "kid" should be groomed for the new John Wayne, I would have scampered up a tree calling for my mommy, that thing is a MONSTER !

Discussion

683.	Solve : The most realistic graphics ever -- Windows.?
Answer» Haven't done too many off-topics RECENTLY and took a small break and Stumbled across this amazing PICTURE demonstrating the most photo realistic graphics I've ever seen! Link Haha, the next post from that guy is 'why can't I see my desktop??'Wow...what video card can handle such a setup?!Haha, nice.I see he's WIRED for sound as well...it's not as good as my setup.... EG. my Radeon 17364400 XXXL mach 3, with cideo SIGNALS sent so fast your monitor would blow up.... but not mine... peculiaroso....

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684.	Solve : How to save the airlines........?
Answer» How to save the airlines........ DUMP the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the censored - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers WOULD at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. censored, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see RECORD revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the censored didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely yours, BILL Clinton LMAO !!! coming from an Airline family pretty freakin funny and true Branson is kinda going this route! Don't humor me with the Clinton comment though, his name doesn't deserve mention on excrement to me. Haha, that'd be great. If only . . . QUOTE from: Calum on May 24, 2007, 12:56:26 PM Haha, that'd be great. If only . . . it wasn't Jp who wrote it?* If only . . . it was a reality. That's what I was going to say. No, really.If only...

Discussion

685.	Solve : Nightmare with a diaper...?
Answer» ...and it's not even real. Long story short: Baby project for SCHOOL. Baby likes to wake me up at wee HOURS in the morning. And won't relent. And won't let me sleep. And it's set on "easy". If I'm not here much, it's because I'm enslaved by a plastic 5-lb brick until Monday at 8:00.why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? Heh. Well good luck with that. Think it's a good idea although glad I didn't have to do it while I was in school. Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 26, 2007, 05:23:07 PM why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? I'd hate to have neglect on my record. Quote from: Dilbert on May 26, 2007, 06:57:40 PM Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 26, 2007, 05:23:07 PM why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? I'd hate to have neglect on my record. Maybe you could use Depends Dilbert. The Super-Plus pull-ons have the same features as the Extra Absorbency pull-ons with added absorbency for INCREASED protection. Absorbency: 16 oz.----16oz. is a lot of wee hours. I've been waiting on Dilbert to GET that baby settled down and respond to my post.

685.

Solve : Nightmare with a diaper...?

Answer»

...and it's not even real.

Long story short: Baby project for SCHOOL. Baby likes to wake me up at wee HOURS in the morning. And won't relent. And won't let me sleep. And it's set on "easy". If I'm not here much, it's because I'm enslaved by a plastic 5-lb brick until Monday at 8:00.why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper? Heh. Well good luck with that. Think it's a good idea although glad I didn't have to do it while I was in school. Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 26, 2007, 05:23:07 PM

why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper?

I'd hate to have neglect on my record. Quote from: Dilbert on May 26, 2007, 06:57:40 PM

Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 26, 2007, 05:23:07 PM
why don't you just stuff it's noise maker full of toilet paper?

I'd hate to have neglect on my record.

Maybe you could use Depends Dilbert.

The Super-Plus pull-ons have the same features as the Extra Absorbency pull-ons with added absorbency for INCREASED protection. Absorbency: 16 oz.----16oz. is a lot of wee hours.
I've been waiting on Dilbert to GET that baby settled down
and respond to my post.

Discussion

686.	Solve : ddddddddddddd?
Answer» noneMay I ask the meaning of this thread? when I TURN on my com puter nothing happens! That is an extremely mature and UNDERSTANDABLE way to EXPLAIN your issue... Reviewing your other posts, what's going on? Are all these topics RELATED? You neglect to provide any information too.Well, this IS the Off-Topic section... Maybe we should redirect him to a Help FAQ or something.Hello,JOEsa98--->PleaseGoHereFirstOr post HEREZ i think this explains verything lol...his monitor says ddddddddd to him or is it duhhh

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687.	Solve : Numa Numa vs Angry German Kid?
Answer» Wow! This one had me REALLY LAUGHING. Very funny YouTube video worth watching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N29QLQ8O9q8 Does contain a few swearwords in subtitle.this is retarded. this LOOKS like it came from ebaumsworld or something similar. if you LOOK up the original translation, it looks like terrible acting or just a censored* up kid.Lol, seriously Nathan, you wasted 3 mins of my life.... That kid has serious problems....... How did you come across it?Was on a link from Digg if I recall correctly.I don't know which is funnier, the original or that one dude. Now That was good! DANCE YOU FAT MAN, DANCE!

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688.	Solve : Drugs in School (not computer related)?
Answer» If you have a drug dog RANDOMLY CHECK your school lockers for drugs, you wont >bring drugs to school<, which, ultimately, makes it so that there is no presents of drugs >in the school< and you can call your school drug free. But once you have the drug dog, students will stop. (The whole point) But when you get rid of the drug dog, the problem starts again. Only the presence stops the drugs from being >at school< What good does it do? Lol, have them bring a stuffed dog that looks like its alive so the kids wont bring drugs to school There is a cure for the drug problem. The US has spent untold billions so FAR, for drug abuse to increase. Why not use the money the other way? Look how WELL they have forced seatbelts and airbags to be used in automobiles. With that in mind,they must hope all motorcycle operators die. Who knows? My ,Oh My! ain't they pretty.SEE below link. http://www.bmwworld.com/models/concepts/c1.htm Driving a motorcycle 150mph on a straight road. There is a rock on the road but you can't see it. The bike runs over the rock. The front wheel runs over that big rock and knocks out the suspension and bends the wheel. The rear wheel runs over the rock and it destroys the suspension as well as the engine. Out of control, you fall off the bike and roll 20 meters and lay on the ground....motionless...... Totally irrelevant but street1 said: Quote With that in mind,they must hope all motorcycle operators die. Who knows? and I thought that

688.

Solve : Drugs in School (not computer related)?

Answer»

If you have a drug dog RANDOMLY CHECK your school lockers for drugs, you wont >bring drugs to school<, which, ultimately, makes it so that there is no presents of drugs >in the school< and you can call your school drug free.
But once you have the drug dog, students will stop. (The whole point)
But when you get rid of the drug dog, the problem starts again.
Only the presence stops the drugs from being >at school<

What good does it do?
Lol, have them bring a stuffed dog that looks like its alive so the kids wont bring drugs to school There is a cure for the drug problem.

The US has spent untold billions so FAR,
for drug abuse to increase.

Why not use the money the other way?

Look how WELL they have forced seatbelts
and airbags to be used in automobiles.

With that in mind,they must hope all
motorcycle operators die. Who knows?

My ,Oh My! ain't they pretty.SEE below link.

http://www.bmwworld.com/models/concepts/c1.htm

Driving a motorcycle 150mph on a straight road. There is a rock on the road but you can't see it. The bike runs over the rock. The front wheel runs over that big rock and knocks out the suspension and bends the wheel. The rear wheel runs over the rock and it destroys the suspension as well as the engine. Out of control, you fall off the bike and roll 20 meters and lay on the ground....motionless......

Totally irrelevant but street1 said:
Quote

With that in mind,they must hope all
motorcycle operators die. Who knows?

and I thought that

Discussion

689.	Solve : A few games I made...?
Answer» Wow, how long did it TAKE you to make that CLICK one? Couple of minutes? Quote ou could all be game testers, working for me for little or no pay Grin Tongue Yeh, I didn't even have to use much code! The below is all I used (it's in GML, the in-built language): Create Event width = display_get_width() height = display_get_height() Step Event window_set_position(random(width),random(height)) wind_width = window_get_width() wind_height = window_get_height() window_set_size(wind_width -5, wind_height-3) Fun games indeed. There is a bug In which one? Quote from: Dark Blade on May 30, 2007, 12:17:20 AM In which one? Lat Shift I THINK. I stick in the middle of the game with no reason.Lemme guess: you're going really fast and you hit a bit and you can't move anymore. FIX: Turn normal again and SLOW down. You will get unstuck and you can bounce off the block (if your ship doesn't have a flame). Quote from: Dark Blade on May 30, 2007, 04:32:34 AM Lemme guess: you're going really fast and you hit a bit and you can't move anymore. FIX: Turn normal again and slow down. You will get unstuck and you can bounce off the block (if your ship doesn't have a flame). yes. exactly.

689.

Solve : A few games I made...?

Answer»

Wow, how long did it TAKE you to make that CLICK one? Couple of minutes?

Quote

ou could all be game testers, working for me for little or no pay Grin Tongue

Yeh, I didn't even have to use much code! The below is all I used (it's in GML, the in-built language):

Create Event
width = display_get_width()
height = display_get_height()
Step Event
window_set_position(random(width),random(height))

wind_width = window_get_width()
wind_height = window_get_height()

window_set_size(wind_width -5, wind_height-3)
Fun games indeed. There is a bug In which one? Quote from: Dark Blade on May 30, 2007, 12:17:20 AM

In which one?

Lat Shift I THINK. I stick in the middle of the game with no reason.Lemme guess: you're going really fast and you hit a bit and you can't move anymore.

FIX: Turn normal again and SLOW down. You will get unstuck and you can bounce off the block (if your ship doesn't have a flame). Quote from: Dark Blade on May 30, 2007, 04:32:34 AM

Lemme guess: you're going really fast and you hit a bit and you can't move anymore.

FIX: Turn normal again and slow down. You will get unstuck and you can bounce off the block (if your ship doesn't have a flame).

yes. exactly.

Discussion

690.	Solve : Worst Robbery Ever?
Answer» GOES without further EXPLANATION. Just watch. http://bloggertrail.com/funny/worst-robbery-ever/thats funnyso boring i gave up after 30 seconds

Discussion

691.	Solve : Youtube won't let me log in?
Answer» I try to log in to youtube and it doesnt work. a little yellow bubble SHOWS up at the bottom of my screen saying the file is CORRUPT and unreadable. it says to do the chkdsk utility, which i cant because 'autocheck program not found - AUTO chek skipped'. I have INSTALLED ccleaner, which didnt help (though it freed up some space! ) and i have followed all of youtube's ideas, which was to clear my cache and enable cookies. please help me! plz dont post double posts..."a little yellow bubble shows up at the bottom of my screen saying the file is corrupt and unreadable" you didnt mention this in your other post did you??no sorry i forgot dont kill me please no biggie just stick to one QUESTION per problem plz

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692.	Solve : May he rest in peace...?
Answer» I'm sure many of you have probably seen this already, but I THOUGHT I'd post it anyway. Just CHECK out the attachments... [cleaning up - attachment deleted by admin]Haha, that's weird. I do LOVE pacman though, great game.Yeah, really fun game. Poor guy. I wonder where his eyes are...Take a closer look at your mom's next Tuna Melt Surprise. Guess what the surprise is...Heh. Stumbled across this recently too. I really wish that this COULD be purchased, would make a great conversation piece. "how did you get that pacman's BONES?" "well i went and hunted him down killed him skinned and demeated him"

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693.	Solve : (Rant) How to troll a help forum?
Answer» Quote from: CALUM on May 25, 2007, 12:01:45 PM ... If you don't want to help folks, no one is making you stay. You're volunteering your time, leave if you don't like the people. No one forces you to read the posts. Recently, I said essentially the same thing, in reply to SOMEONE here that felt their time was being "wasted". They replied, and obviously didn't understand that they are in charge of their time, not the question askers/other posters. I didn't waste my time responding further. Quote I agree with some of what you're saying, but I don't see why it's such a problem to you, I just avoid posts that are too STUPID or lacking in info. BINGO! You hit that nail squarely on the head. Tallahatchie Bridge is in Carroll County. This is where Porter Wagoner’s accident took place. That's'The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia. And Papa said to Mama as he PASSED around the black-eyed peas: "Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the liverscuits, please." Quote folks reading this and wondering just what in the heck we are talking about? me.... Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 30, 2007, 03:51:42 PM Quote folks reading this and wondering just what in the heck we are talking about? me.... Find it yet? Here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_to_Billie_Joe

693.

Solve : (Rant) How to troll a help forum?

Answer»

Quote from: CALUM on May 25, 2007, 12:01:45 PM

...
If you don't want to help folks, no one is making you stay.
You're volunteering your time, leave if you don't like the people.
No one forces you to read the posts.

Recently, I said essentially the same thing, in reply to SOMEONE here that felt their time was being "wasted".
They replied, and obviously didn't understand that they are in charge of their time, not the question askers/other posters.
I didn't waste my time responding further.

Quote

I agree with some of what you're saying, but I don't see why it's such a problem to you, I just avoid posts that are too STUPID or lacking in info.

BINGO! You hit that nail squarely on the head.

Tallahatchie Bridge is in Carroll County. This is where Porter Wagoner’s accident took place. That's'The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia.

And Papa said to Mama as he PASSED around the black-eyed peas:
"Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the liverscuits, please."

Quote

folks reading this and wondering just what in the heck we are talking about?

me.... Quote from: unlovedwarrior on May 30, 2007, 03:51:42 PM

Quote

folks reading this and wondering just what in the heck we are talking about?

me....

Find it yet?

Here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_to_Billie_Joe

Discussion

694.	Solve : Virtual haircut?
Answer» GET your virtual haircut, need HEADPHONES for it to REALLY SINK in, but definitely worth listening to. LinkNathan, that is FREAKIN' AMAZIN' NEATO/COLIO FIND! THANK you!

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695.	Solve : omg so funny?
Answer» a COMPILATION of PEOPLE PRANK calling c-span http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRWen6392yA&mode=related&search= do not watch if you are offended by MILD expletives. my favorite- hello, this is c-span. Am I on the air? Yes. F*%&!

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696.	Solve : barcode yourself?
Answer» http://www.barcodeart.com/art/yourself/yourself.htmlJust had to add this: http://www.barcodesinc.com/free-barcode-font/ Free barcode font, great if you own a STORE, or do similar processing Bar coded myself and SCANNED it I'm worth $9.47.Lol, that is INSULTING. I'm only worth $0.91lol...http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.htmli'm worth$9.57.

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697.	Solve : Painting Mona Lisa in MS Paint!?
Answer» Amazing YouTube VIDEO of someone using MS Paint to draw the famous Mona Lisa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU That KICKS censored. Seriously. No way, that is awesome! Nice off topic forum too but it's kinda hidden in a weird place.Yeah it's a childboard, to help keep the main page compact and not a mile long of different boards like a lot of other forums. You can access childboards from the main page, they're listed under the category they're a child of, in this case Other or you can VISIT Other and it will SHOW the childboard above the posts. In addition if new topics are in a childboard the name of the childboard will be in bold.Very impressive I havent seen much good come from MS-Paint, but that is neatLol, paint is the best picture editing software i like reading comments on youtube, they often involve a lot of swearing/derogatory terms, and show you just how arrogant/naive/ignorant/stupid/all of the above the world is losers cool vid though Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 16, 2007, 05:39:47 AM i like reading comments on youtube, they often involve a lot of swearing/derogatory terms, and show you just how arrogant/naive/ignorant/stupid/all of the above the world is losers cool vid though Thanks for the evening chortle reaper. Really good FIND Nathan.thats sweetwhen people badly critique a good vid, i alwys write "i looked at all of ur mother F***s' st and its worse than a vid of yo mama getting it on" lol jk

697.

Solve : Painting Mona Lisa in MS Paint!?

Answer»

Amazing YouTube VIDEO of someone using MS Paint to draw the famous Mona Lisa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU

That KICKS *censored*. Seriously. No way, that is awesome!

Nice off topic forum too but it's kinda hidden in a weird place.Yeah it's a childboard, to help keep the main page compact and not a mile long of different boards like a lot of other forums. You can access childboards from the main page, they're listed under the category they're a child of, in this case Other or you can VISIT Other and it will SHOW the childboard above the posts.

In addition if new topics are in a childboard the name of the childboard will be in bold.Very impressive
I havent seen much good come from MS-Paint, but that is neatLol, paint is the best picture editing software i like reading comments on youtube, they often involve a lot of swearing/derogatory terms, and show you just how arrogant/naive/ignorant/stupid/all of the above the world is

losers

cool vid though Quote from: reaper_tbs on May 16, 2007, 05:39:47 AM

i like reading comments on youtube, they often involve a lot of swearing/derogatory terms, and show you just how arrogant/naive/ignorant/stupid/all of the above the world is

losers

cool vid though

Thanks for the evening chortle reaper.

Really good FIND Nathan.thats sweetwhen people badly critique a good vid, i alwys write "i looked at all of ur mother F*****s' s**t and its worse than a vid of yo mama getting it on" lol jk

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698.	Solve : Mineral oil submerged computer?
Answer» Awesome idea. http://www.pugetsystems.com/submerged.phpI want one!!! Getting the LIQUID must be hard though...and expensive...Wow, that's pretty nifty. Looks like a real pain to make, though.If I had all the PIECES I would make it. Even if I have to cut the acrylic myself.I was about to scream "old news" but then I saw that it was a new project. Nice, but I imagine they'd have to change the oil every so often, just like a car.i would hope so... and it feaked me out at firstThere has been an ARTICLE in the past on how the oil would damage components and how oil would not be the best way to cool a PC. I wonder why people keep trying; the results aren't very interesting. My air cooled PC runs cooler, was less difficult to build, is just as stable and I haven't wasted any parts by introducing eroding oil.. Now all it needs is fish... (too bad fish dont do well in Mineral oil) Very neat findthey need a water-cooled system so you could put fishies in it.Good find Nathan.I enjoyed the article. Robert _______________________________________ ____ Or,as an alternative you could have an aquarium and a computer. Wait! I ALREADY have that. Below is how 'Bubba'thinks. Mineral oil is good if you are constipated. http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/detail?prodid=152355 Perhaps it would speed up the PROCESSES on a computer. Personally i'm with Raptor on this one...a lot of effort for a machine that's no cooler than Raptor's ...or mine. I'da used peanut butter for those results....

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699.	Solve : Stroking The Chicken Singapore Style?
Answer» The Mixed Reality Lab at the NATIONAL University of Singapore has come up with a weird telepresence rig which allows you to touch chickens over the Internet. The user strokes a chicken (no jokes, please) doll in the lab and embedded touch sensors translate and send the touch location information over the NET to a LIVE chicken wearing a "lightweight jacket" outfitted with small vibrating motors. The researchers say the technology COULD be used for things like allowing kids with severe allergies to pet animals at a distance. I seem to remember this making news about a year ago, did they get any further with it yet?Thats so cool, I could pet my dog from the other room Of course I would never let her wear that vibrating coat thing. It's a really neat idea, but no matter how realistic it MIGHT feel, they're still petting a toy. Quote from: CBMatt on June 04, 2007, 12:54:51 PM It's a really neat idea, but no matter how realistic it might feel, they're still petting a toy. Use your imagination. Can't you see one BIG application of this technology? ... Well, I can see some use, but hardly any for this... Then again, who knows what it can be morphed into. I don't mean that people will pay to pet a toy, rather that they will pay to be the toy. This idea seems to come up every few years, there was a kind of glove thing a few years ago.

699.

Solve : Stroking The Chicken Singapore Style?

Answer»

The Mixed Reality Lab at the NATIONAL University of Singapore has come up with a weird telepresence rig which allows you to touch chickens over the Internet. The user strokes a chicken (no jokes, please) doll in the lab and embedded touch sensors translate and send the touch location information over the NET to a LIVE chicken wearing a "lightweight jacket" outfitted with small vibrating motors.

The researchers say the technology COULD be used for things like allowing kids with severe allergies to pet animals at a distance.

I seem to remember this making news about a year ago, did they get any further with it yet?Thats so cool, I could pet my dog from the other room
Of course I would never let her wear that vibrating coat thing.

It's a really neat idea, but no matter how realistic it MIGHT feel, they're still petting a toy. Quote from: CBMatt on June 04, 2007, 12:54:51 PM

It's a really neat idea, but no matter how realistic it might feel, they're still petting a toy.

Use your imagination. Can't you see one BIG application of this technology?

...

Well, I can see some use, but hardly any for this...

Then again, who knows what it can be morphed into. I don't mean that people will pay to pet a toy, rather that they will pay to be the toy. This idea seems to come up every few years, there was a kind of glove thing a few years ago.

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700.	Solve : great prank?
Answer» www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Miscellaneous/BlueScreen.mspx this is a screensaver that realistically looks like a fatal windows NT/XP error. (press space to get out of it) make sure you save it to the C:\WINDOWS folder and unzip it, right click, press install, click run (ignore the warning, I scanned it with norton 4 times), go to control panel, dispay, screen saver, sysInternals Bluescreen. looks very realistic except for the file name where the "error" occured) i did it to my sister and it took about 15 minutes before I decided that the JOKE had gone on long enough. YEAH, I have that. Don't use it though.http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/fakefmt/default.shtmlI ordered 1/2 dozen fart candles....

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