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51.	Solve : I... Hate Zohan...?
Answer» I was fumbling through my photobucket when I found these photo's of a "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" Standie my lil bro got from the THEATER he use to work at. He's got it standing in what we call the "Front room" of my fathers HOUSE, which, is covered by a thermoblanket to try to keep the COLD AIR in the room and the warm air out. We only use the room for storage, anyway, you walk past and you see this: Its like Adam Sandler is about to attack your hair with scissors or somethin'... Its both ANNOYING, bizzare, and absolutely terrifying to see in the middle of the night when you forget its even there. Here's a full shot of the Zohan standie...

Discussion

52.	Solve : Optimism...?
Answer» Got that from the game Fallout 3, one of 'em said "They have plasma weapons that can turn people into a pile of goo, how do you defend against that!?". This was the response: Great game, took me forever to finish though.Why did you start 3 different topics when it could have been 1 ? ?Uh, what patio?Kind of offtopic but You should get some mods when you beat the game It MAKES it last much much longer.I have all the expansions for it, bought the game of the year edition and gave the other copy to my older bro. At least Microcrap ain't like they use to be with halo and whatnot. They use to be all "No! One person per game! Noone else or you will DIE! Alright, MAYBE you won't die, but we'll invalidate your serial then you'll kill yourself anyway! So you will DIE!"What exactly does Microsoft have to do with Fallout 3?Microsoft Games for Windows Live, horrible SYSTEM, its rooted in a lot of PC games. Its usually that or Steam, I prefer steam, I can take my games with me.

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53.	Solve : A very notable birthday..?
Answer» Jimmy Page is having a birthday.WHO Quote from: harry 48 on January 09, 2010, 02:36:42 PM WHO You must be kidding. Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 02:37:08 PM You must be kidding. does it look like it , jimmy who ?? Quote from: harry 48 on January 09, 2010, 02:49:19 PM does it look like it , jimmy who ?? I just assumed that you had to be kidding. I thought everyone knew who Jimmy Page is.I confess, I didn't know either.I had no idea that there were people who didn't know who he was. Do you all know who Jimi HENDRIX was? Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 03:08:23 PM Do you all know who Jimi Hendrix was? Now, that is a familiar name.sigh It's a sad state of affairs for the current generation. Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 03:16:46 PM sigh It's a sad state of affairs for the current generation. I've had people who had NEVER heard of the tragically hip! It was actually a funny conversation... they'd say, "the who?" And I'd say, NO! the tragically hip, not the who... Then again, there are a lot of people in CANADA and the U.S who don't know who Craig Charles is. But they are few and FAR between in the U.K.I have no idea who anyone you are talking about are. Except Jimi Hendrix, The Who and The Tragically Hip. Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 09, 2010, 03:56:56 PM Then again, there are a lot of people in Canada and the U.S who don't know who Craig Charles is. But they are few and far between in the U.K. The comedian?Saw Led Zep from 2nd row, center stage at Madison Square Garden. Great show. Met Robert Plant's wife.All is not lost! I've known who Jimmy Page was since I was probably 5 years old. (Note- this was only 16 years ago)... However, this is probably a result of hippie/burnout parents Quote from: hotelgirl on January 09, 2010, 11:16:06 PM All is not lost! I've known who Jimmy Page was since I was probably 5 years old. (Note- this was only 16 years ago)... However, this is probably a result of hippie/burnout parents What's wrong with burnt out HIPPIES?

53.

Solve : A very notable birthday..?

Answer»

Jimmy Page is having a birthday.WHO Quote from: harry 48 on January 09, 2010, 02:36:42 PM

WHO

You must be kidding. Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 02:37:08 PM

You must be kidding.

does it look like it , jimmy who ?? Quote from: harry 48 on January 09, 2010, 02:49:19 PM

does it look like it , jimmy who ??

I just assumed that you had to be kidding. I thought everyone knew who Jimmy Page is.I confess, I didn't know either.I had no idea that there were people who didn't know who he was.

Do you all know who Jimi HENDRIX was? Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 03:08:23 PM

Do you all know who Jimi Hendrix was?

Now, that is a familiar name.*sigh*

It's a sad state of affairs for the current generation. Quote from: Quantos on January 09, 2010, 03:16:46 PM

*sigh*

It's a sad state of affairs for the current generation.

I've had people who had NEVER heard of the tragically hip!

It was actually a funny conversation...
they'd say, "the who?"

And I'd say, NO! the tragically hip, not the who...

Then again, there are a lot of people in CANADA and the U.S who don't know who Craig Charles is. But they are few and FAR between in the U.K.I have no idea who anyone you are talking about are. Except Jimi Hendrix, The Who and The Tragically Hip. Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 09, 2010, 03:56:56 PM

Then again, there are a lot of people in Canada and the U.S who don't know who Craig Charles is. But they are few and far between in the U.K.

The comedian?Saw Led Zep from 2nd row, center stage at Madison Square Garden. Great show. Met Robert Plant's wife.All is not lost! I've known who Jimmy Page was since I was probably 5 years old. (Note- this was only 16 years ago)... However, this is probably a result of hippie/burnout parents Quote from: hotelgirl on January 09, 2010, 11:16:06 PM

All is not lost! I've known who Jimmy Page was since I was probably 5 years old. (Note- this was only 16 years ago)... However, this is probably a result of hippie/burnout parents

What's wrong with burnt out HIPPIES?

Discussion

54.	Solve : Today's A+ Auiz. Professor Messer?
Answer» Today this was found on his web site: You are moving a video card between computers located on different floors of a building. What’s the best way to protect the video adapter during transportation between the systems? A) Wrap the adapter card in bubble-wrap B) No special protection is required for moving the adapter such a small distance C) Place the adapter inside a box or folder so that the contacts cannot be accidentally touched D) Place the adapter in an anti-static bag E) Hide the adapter card inside of a cake and sneak it through security http://www.professormesser.com/2010/01/11/whats-the-best-way-to-transport-an-adapter-card/It's OBVIOUSLY E. Actually, I was going to say, STUFF it in your coat pocket so no one asks questions....michaewlewis, He should have allowed us a write in candidate. D....then E...then eat Cake. Quote from: patio on January 11, 2010, 03:15:45 PM D....then E...then eat Cake. Of course! The bag would keep static and delicious cake out! Why didn't think of that before!?but wouldn't you rather have a card that smelled like cake when it heated up? MMMMMMMM Like a glade plug in, just for your computer! Quote from: paudashlake on January 12, 2010, 06:03:13 PM but wouldn't you rather have a card that smelled like cake when it heated up? MMMMMMMM Like a glade plug in, just for your computer! OMG! That reminds me of a video I saw simmilar to that. Glade PLUG ups. Search it on YouTube. EDIT: Be advised, Mild language and detailed stupid drawings. I was thinking of that same video while I was typing my post! Quote from: paudashlake on January 12, 2010, 07:36:39 PM I was thinking of that same video while I was typing my post! Great minds think alike? Salmon and I both posted basically the exact same code in the MS-DOS section, not even 20 seconds apart. Wierd... Quote from: Helpmeh on January 12, 2010, 08:14:10 PM Great minds think alike? Hmmm...How does Salmon spell "WEIRD"? Quote from: patio on January 11, 2010, 03:15:45 PM D....then E...then eat Cake. yes I agree eat the cake! Then, walk the card down to the destination room, dragging your rubber soles the entire way Quote from: Karnac on January 12, 2010, 08:28:46 PM Hmmm...How does Salmon spell "weird"? Ask him yourself lol. noz, youz mustz eatz thez cakez thenz getz thez cardz outz, whichz mightz meanz pukingz. lolz

54.

Solve : Today's A+ Auiz. Professor Messer?

Answer»

Today this was found on his web site:

You are moving a video card between computers located on different floors of a building. What’s the best way to protect the video adapter during transportation between the systems?

A) Wrap the adapter card in bubble-wrap

B) No special protection is required for moving the adapter such a small distance

C) Place the adapter inside a box or folder so that the contacts cannot be accidentally touched

D) Place the adapter in an anti-static bag

E) Hide the adapter card inside of a cake and sneak it through security

http://www.professormesser.com/2010/01/11/whats-the-best-way-to-transport-an-adapter-card/It's OBVIOUSLY E.
Actually, I was going to say, STUFF it in your coat pocket so no one asks questions....michaewlewis,
He should have allowed us a write in candidate. D....then E...then eat Cake. Quote from: patio on January 11, 2010, 03:15:45 PM

D....then E...then eat Cake.

Of course! The bag would keep static and delicious cake out! Why didn't think of that before!?but wouldn't you rather have a card that smelled like cake when it heated up? MMMMMMMM Like a glade plug in, just for your computer! Quote from: paudashlake on January 12, 2010, 06:03:13 PM

but wouldn't you rather have a card that smelled like cake when it heated up? MMMMMMMM Like a glade plug in, just for your computer!

OMG! That reminds me of a video I saw simmilar to that. Glade PLUG ups. Search it on YouTube.
EDIT: Be advised, Mild language and detailed stupid drawings. I was thinking of that same video while I was typing my post! Quote from: paudashlake on January 12, 2010, 07:36:39 PM

I was thinking of that same video while I was typing my post!

Great minds think alike?

Salmon and I both posted basically the exact same code in the MS-DOS section, not even 20 seconds apart. Wierd... Quote from: Helpmeh on January 12, 2010, 08:14:10 PM

Great minds think alike?

Hmmm...How does Salmon spell "WEIRD"? Quote from: patio on January 11, 2010, 03:15:45 PM

D....then E...then eat Cake.

yes I agree

eat the cake!

Then, walk the card down to the destination room, dragging your rubber soles the entire way

Quote from: Karnac on January 12, 2010, 08:28:46 PM

Hmmm...How does Salmon spell "weird"?

Ask him yourself lol. noz, youz mustz eatz thez cakez thenz getz thez cardz outz, whichz mightz meanz pukingz. lolz

Discussion

55.	Solve : Hubble discovers Black Hole mergers...?
Answer» Fascinating... Full StoryAmazing! I can feel some sucking forces ALREADY Oh, no, it was just BC Programmer IMPLODING monitor Very strange, I don't like to bring up topics that are more than a couple days old but have you heard of the Death Star Galaxy? Here's a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Star_Galaxy Basically one galaxies black hole is blasting the bejesus out of a neighboring galaxy by way of some kind of death ray that a black hole keeps FIRING off. Guess shooting at ones NEIGHBORS isn't just a thing that HUMANS do

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56.	Solve : Anti Viurs Live Removal Video?
Answer» I had to PUT this here... It is the voice that GETS your attention. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5DenJdsB1E At the end of the video she says: "Have a Nice DAY!" -LOL yes funny voice

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57.	Solve : My computer ate a... Stinkbug...?
Answer» Alright, so, this stupid stinkbug was ORBITING my lamp when it spotted one of the annoying blue LED fans in this computer case, the DECORATIVE grill did nothing to stop it from dive bombing the fan, the BUG obliterated in the fan, there where only PIECES of it. I had to clean a chunk out of the fan so it would stop buzzing against the blades. Ironically, I was listening to a song called Take This Life by In Flames when the bug kamakazed my fan.Wow. At least it didn't manage to get through and land on one of the parts that heats up. A heated stinkbug is a smelly stinkbug. Indeed... It was hillarios, I expected to find it twitching on the floor, I even took the side panel off expecting it to be inside, I can't really SEE inside even though this case has a window. Not a trace other than that bit that was lodged in the fan... I almost feel sorry for the stupid thing, it only sees light and dark in black and white, and there wired to think that light is up, 'cause that's where the sun is and always has been. Then we come along putting up lights and there beating there heads to death trying to get to 'em. Kind of like moths spiralling toward a candle, because they try to keep the "sun" at the same angle to go in a straight line.Yeah, its the same concept, all insects seem to only see dark and light in black and white. Like a fuzzy over contrasted black and white camera. I almost feel sorry for the lil things, they don't have a brain, just a nerve cluster.

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58.	Solve : What will you do in the future??
Answer» In this situation and condition..what will you do in the future? Go to mars.Probably be a programmer. Either that, or a jet pilot or an air traffic controller. On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old. Quote from: Helpmeh on January 04, 2010, 04:25:00 AM For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old. What's that supposed to mean? Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on January 04, 2010, 05:03:56 AM What's that supposed to mean? I don't think it means something -ve. I have that feeling too . I don't think you're over 30...heck i'll strech it to 25!! Quote On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old. Hmmm, there is a topic about that somewhere but you probably won't find it. Anyway, I'm hoping to study computer forensics. Quote from: kpac on January 04, 2010, 05:35:55 AM Hmmm, there is a topic about that somewhere but you probably won't find it. hehe. the power of the MODERATOR ...or is it? I forgot to answer the question... programmer or [software ] "repair" guy, but first....EXMASSSSSSS Quote from: Helpmeh on January 04, 2010, 04:25:00 AM On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old. you could ALWAYS LOOK in his profile. Also why are there this many responses to a spam post? Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM Also why are there this many responses to a spam post? DING DING DING == And we have a winner Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM Also why are there this many responses to a spam post? Because it's fun to fool yourself into thinking that you will become someone important in the human society. It also gives you a good incentive to study and work hard; having spread your hopes and dreams on the INTERNET, the greatest forum in the world [I believe], you would not like to fall below those hopes and dreams and make a fool out of yourself. Nah, I don't have BC's gift Quote Also why are there this many responses to a spam post? It's still a valid question..... Quote from: Two-eyes on January 04, 2010, 06:12:31 AM Because it's fun to fool yourself into thinking that you will become someone important in the human society. It also gives you a good incentive to study and work hard; having spread your hopes and dreams on the internet, the greatest forum in the world [I believe], you would not like to fall below those hopes and dreams and make a fool out of yourself. No offense, but if that's what it takes to motivate you to study and get ahead (not disappointing people you don't know) I think a reevaluation may be in order. And if you believe that thinking you may go somewhere in this world is "fooling yourself" ... WELL, maybe a BIG reevalutaion .hehe. i was just fooling around .I hope so. Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM you could always look in his profile. -16. Either he is 16 or this is a glitch.

58.

Solve : What will you do in the future??

Answer»

In this situation and condition..what will you do in the future?
Go to mars.Probably be a programmer. Either that, or a jet pilot or an air traffic controller.

On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old. Quote from: Helpmeh on January 04, 2010, 04:25:00 AM

For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old.

What's that supposed to mean? Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on January 04, 2010, 05:03:56 AM

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't think it means something -ve. I have that feeling too . I don't think you're over 30...heck i'll strech it to 25!! Quote

On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old.

Hmmm, there is a topic about that somewhere but you probably won't find it.

Anyway, I'm hoping to study computer forensics. Quote from: kpac on January 04, 2010, 05:35:55 AM

Hmmm, there is a topic about that somewhere but you probably won't find it.

hehe. the power of the MODERATOR ...or is it?

I forgot to answer the question... programmer or [software ] "repair" guy, but first....EXMASSSSSSS Quote from: Helpmeh on January 04, 2010, 04:25:00 AM

On a side note, how old are you carbon? For some reason, I have a feeling you are not very old.

you could ALWAYS LOOK in his profile.

Also why are there this many responses to a spam post? Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM

Also why are there this many responses to a spam post?

DING DING DING == And we have a winner Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM

Also why are there this many responses to a spam post?

Because it's fun to fool yourself into thinking that you will become someone important in the human society. It also gives you a good incentive to study and work hard; having spread your hopes and dreams on the INTERNET, the greatest forum in the world [I believe], you would not like to fall below those hopes and dreams and make a fool out of yourself.

Nah, I don't have BC's gift Quote

Also why are there this many responses to a spam post?

It's still a valid question..... Quote from: Two-eyes on January 04, 2010, 06:12:31 AM

Because it's fun to fool yourself into thinking that you will become someone important in the human society. It also gives you a good incentive to study and work hard; having spread your hopes and dreams on the internet, the greatest forum in the world [I believe], you would not like to fall below those hopes and dreams and make a fool out of yourself.

No offense, but if that's what it takes to motivate you to study and get ahead (not disappointing people you don't know) I think a reevaluation may be in order. And if you believe that thinking you may go somewhere in this world is "fooling yourself" ... WELL, maybe a BIG reevalutaion .hehe. i was just fooling around .I hope so. Quote from: BC_Programmer on January 04, 2010, 06:04:24 AM

you could always look in his profile.

-16. Either he is 16 or this is a glitch.

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59.	Solve : Dateien gelöscht - hilfe benötigt?
Answer» hallo, ich hoffe hier im Forum kann MIR jemand HELFEN! Ich habe versehentlich viele bilder von meiner mobilen Festplatte gelöscht. Leider SIND die Daten nicht mehr im meinem Papierkorb. Die Dateien sind sehr wichtig für mich! Ich würde die gerne retten. Wer kennt ne Seite auf der ich Infos dazu finde, wie ich die Daten retten kann?? Vielen Dank schonmal für eure Antworten danke Quote from: unipsy on January 06, 2010, 10:45:11 PM hello I hope can HELP myself here in the forum someone! I deleted mistakenly many pictures of my mobile hard disk. Unfortunately the data are no LONGER in that my wastepaper basket. The files are very important to me! I would rescue that gladly. Who ne side knows would find I on that information in addition, rescue the data like I kann?? Thank you very much schonmal for your answers thanks How to recover missing, lost, or deleted files A second translation from Google with a few slight differences. Quote Hello, I hope here in the forum can help me someone! I accidentally deleted many pictures of my mobile hard disk. Unfortunately, the data are no longer in my trash. The files are very important for me! I would like to save. Who knows ne page on which I find info on how I can save the data? Thank you for your responses schonmal thanks

59.

Solve : Dateien gelöscht - hilfe benötigt?

Answer»

hallo,

ich hoffe hier im Forum kann MIR jemand HELFEN!
Ich habe versehentlich viele bilder von meiner mobilen Festplatte gelöscht. Leider SIND die Daten nicht mehr im meinem Papierkorb.
Die Dateien sind sehr wichtig für mich! Ich würde die gerne retten.
Wer kennt ne Seite auf der ich Infos dazu finde, wie ich die Daten retten kann??

Vielen Dank schonmal für eure Antworten

danke Quote from: unipsy on January 06, 2010, 10:45:11 PM

hello

I hope can HELP myself here in the forum someone! I deleted mistakenly many pictures of my mobile hard disk. Unfortunately the data are no LONGER in that my wastepaper basket. The files are very important to me! I would rescue that gladly. Who ne side knows would find I on that information in addition, rescue the data like I kann??

Thank you very much schonmal for your answers

thanks

How to recover missing, lost, or deleted files
A second translation from Google with a few slight differences.

Quote

Hello,

I hope here in the forum can help me someone!
I accidentally deleted many pictures of my mobile hard disk. Unfortunately, the data are no longer in my trash.
The files are very important for me! I would like to save.
Who knows ne page on which I find info on how I can save the data?

Thank you for your responses schonmal

thanks

Discussion

60.	Solve : Walmart people?
Answer» have you guys ever realized how many weird people go to walmart? just to name a few: clowns, very old people, shoplifters that don't have BRAINS, scray lepord skin jacket dude with multi-colored hair... If you have any creepy, odd, strange, or insane stories about walmart post them here.You must go there then if you've seen them eh ? ? Quote from: Juice217 on December 10, 2009, 08:09:03 AM have you guys ever realized how many weird people go to walmart? just to name a few: clowns, very old people, shoplifters that don't have brains, scray lepord skin jacket dude with multi-colored hair... If you have any creepy, odd, strange, or insane stories about walmart post them here. if thats the case , i'm glad we don't have walmart , even if it is a small second rate storeYeah, why would you want to shop somewhere that old people go? This is the most moronic thread I've ever seen - and believe me, that's saying a lot. Quote This is the most moronic thread I've ever seen Especially if you don't live in a Wal-Mart country.I'm not sure what wal-mart country is, but we have one less than a mile from where I live.Can someone tell my why almost all people hate Wall-Mart? If all people hate Wall-Mart why do they buy STUFF there? We don't have a Wall-Mart in this country, but if we had I would properly buy there. Like the stuff is really, really, really cheap. and they have the most stuff + they give more job, and I do know they put other business in bankruptcy but that's only becuase people stop buying there. So why dose every one hate them?To say that everyone hates them is a gross exaggeration. Obviously, if that were true, Walmart would not have achieved the level of success it has achieved. But, they've had some very negative public image issues to deal with. This Oct. 2006 articlle should shed some light: Wal-Mart: A 'Reputation Crisis'No, they don't hate it! It is just that it is so crowded... NOBODY goes there anymore! Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 10:09:47 AM I'm not sure what wal-mart country is, but we have one less than a mile from where I live. I wrote "who don't live in a Wal-Mart country". And I meant to say "I don't know what a wal-mart country is" Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 01:39:45 PM And I meant to say "I don't know what a wal-mart country is" You really don't understand that it means "A country where Wal-Mart operates stores"? Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Puerto Rico and the USA. Plus a number of other countries where they own part or all of store chains with different names. I once went in to a wal-mart intent on bringing them down. But I found a great deal on a set of sockets... and they had just rolled back their price on desk fans; and really, I felt bad about my idea after that senior citizen greeted me so warmly. And I mean, really, with all those smiley faces everywhere, you really would need a cold heart to do anything mean. I mean, the smiley faces are always watching. Always. So I decided to abate my crusade, at least until I could milk out the great value. I suddenly had an URGE to paint everything blue, as well. But I think that might be because I was stuck in Happy-Happy VALLEY on Earthbound at the time. Quote from: Salmon Trout on December 10, 2009, 01:50:39 PM You really don't understand that it means "A country where Wal-Mart operates stores"? Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Puerto Rico and the USA. Plus a number of other countries where they own part or all of store chains with different names. No, I really didn't. I thought it was a metaphor. Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 02:15:47 PM No, I really didn't. I thought it was a metaphor. I like metaphors. No seriously, giant metal symbols; metal fours.

60.

Solve : Walmart people?

Answer»

have you guys ever realized how many weird people go to walmart? just to name a few: clowns, very old people, shoplifters that don't have BRAINS, scray lepord skin jacket dude with multi-colored hair...

If you have any creepy, odd, strange, or insane stories about walmart post them here.You must go there then if you've seen them eh ? ? Quote from: Juice217 on December 10, 2009, 08:09:03 AM

have you guys ever realized how many weird people go to walmart? just to name a few: clowns, very old people, shoplifters that don't have brains, scray lepord skin jacket dude with multi-colored hair...

If you have any creepy, odd, strange, or insane stories about walmart post them here.

if thats the case , i'm glad we don't have walmart , even if it is a small second rate storeYeah, why would you want to shop somewhere that old people go?

This is the most moronic thread I've ever seen - and believe me, that's saying a lot. Quote

This is the most moronic thread I've ever seen

Especially if you don't live in a Wal-Mart country.I'm not sure what wal-mart country is, but we have one less than a mile from where I live.Can someone tell my why almost all people hate Wall-Mart?

If all people hate Wall-Mart why do they buy STUFF there? We don't have a Wall-Mart in this country, but if we had I would properly buy there. Like the stuff is really, really, really cheap. and they have the most stuff + they give more job, and I do know they put other business in bankruptcy but that's only becuase people stop buying there. So why dose every one hate them?To say that everyone hates them is a gross exaggeration. Obviously, if that were true, Walmart would not have achieved the level of success it has achieved. But, they've had some very negative public image issues to deal with. This Oct. 2006 articlle should shed some light: Wal-Mart: A 'Reputation Crisis'No, they don't hate it!

It is just that it is so crowded...

NOBODY goes there anymore! Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 10:09:47 AM

I'm not sure what wal-mart country is, but we have one less than a mile from where I live.

I wrote "who don't live in a Wal-Mart country".

And I meant to say "I don't know what a wal-mart country is" Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 01:39:45 PM

And I meant to say "I don't know what a wal-mart country is"

You really don't understand that it means "A country where Wal-Mart operates stores"? Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Puerto Rico and the USA. Plus a number of other countries where they own part or all of store chains with different names.
I once went in to a wal-mart intent on bringing them down.

But I found a great deal on a set of sockets... and they had just rolled back their price on desk fans; and really, I felt bad about my idea after that senior citizen greeted me so warmly. And I mean, really, with all those smiley faces everywhere, you really would need a cold heart to do anything mean.

I mean, the smiley faces are always watching.

Always.

So I decided to abate my crusade, at least until I could milk out the great value. I suddenly had an URGE to paint everything blue, as well. But I think that might be because I was stuck in Happy-Happy VALLEY on Earthbound at the time. Quote from: Salmon Trout on December 10, 2009, 01:50:39 PM

You really don't understand that it means "A country where Wal-Mart operates stores"? Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Puerto Rico and the USA. Plus a number of other countries where they own part or all of store chains with different names.

No, I really didn't. I thought it was a metaphor. Quote from: Allan on December 10, 2009, 02:15:47 PM

No, I really didn't. I thought it was a metaphor.

I like metaphors.

No seriously, giant metal symbols; metal fours.

Discussion

61.	Solve : Hi people?
Answer» Nice to see you !Welcome Aboard... See Here for our Introduction thread... Enjoy your stay. Quote from: Sussanterranvik on December 17, 2009, 08:28:07 AM Nice to see you ! to see you nice , welcome to CHHi ! Is your last name German or Russian, or nieither ? just curious I like to try guessing at nationalities.. This is just a spammer, so don't expect him to be around much longer. Quote from: CBMATT on January 05, 2010, 04:42:28 PM This is just a spammer, so don't expect him to be around much longer. REALLY? That's a shame we have to lose ANOTHER member...Trust me...the attrition rate will never OUTNUMBER the Bots...so we're good to go... Quote from: Helpmeh on January 05, 2010, 04:44:04 PM Really? That's a shame we have to lose another member... It's a shame to lose a spammer?

61.

Solve : Hi people?

Answer»

Nice to see you !Welcome Aboard...

See Here for our Introduction thread...

Enjoy your stay. Quote from: Sussanterranvik on December 17, 2009, 08:28:07 AM

Nice to see you !

to see you nice , welcome to CHHi !

Is your last name German or Russian, or nieither ? just curious I like to try guessing at nationalities.. This is just a spammer, so don't expect him to be around much longer. Quote from: CBMATT on January 05, 2010, 04:42:28 PM

This is just a spammer, so don't expect him to be around much longer.

REALLY? That's a shame we have to lose ANOTHER member...Trust me...the attrition rate will never OUTNUMBER the Bots...so we're good to go... Quote from: Helpmeh on January 05, 2010, 04:44:04 PM

Really? That's a shame we have to lose another member...

It's a shame to lose a spammer?

Discussion

62.	Solve : Google honoring Isaac Newton today?
Answer» For the ... umm ... gravity of this, visit www.google.com to see their logo in recognition of Isaac Newton. but... Newton's theories NEVER predicted mercury's perihelion! He should be a laughing stock! So that's why the Apple Newton failed? Quote The Principia...is considered to be among the most INFLUENTIAL books in the history of science, LAYING the groundwork for most of classical mechanics. It's Principia Mathematica, and everybody KNOWS that was really written by his cat, Luther. The name of the cat was Lutherus

62.

Solve : Google honoring Isaac Newton today?

Answer»

For the ... umm ... gravity of this, visit www.google.com to see their logo in recognition of Isaac Newton.
but...

Newton's theories NEVER predicted mercury's perihelion! He should be a laughing stock!

So that's why the Apple Newton failed? Quote

The Principia...is considered to be among the most INFLUENTIAL books in the history of science, LAYING the groundwork for most of classical mechanics.

It's Principia Mathematica, and everybody KNOWS that was really written by his cat, Luther. The name of the cat was Lutherus

Discussion

63.	Solve : Some photoshopping I've done...?
Answer» Here's a PHOTOBUCKET album dedicated to some photoshopping I've done. There are some imagines which CONTAIN language not suitable for all audiences, viewer discretion is ADVISED. I've always wanted a reason to say that http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t226/dead-reckon-gallery/ This one is my PERSONAL favorite, you have to play half-life 2, garrysmod, or half-life 2 DEATHMATCH to get it though. nice work!! One time I photoshopped a picture of my uncles stump and put a face on it. I call him stumpy

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64.	Solve : Spam?
Answer» What is the best Spam email you have received trying to DISGUISE itself as something else. Mine was today. They called me Mr.yahoo and they have found my wallet with £4000 in it. Heh. The LAST time my wallet saw that was when I.... well... anyway. They needed my bank and contact details to send the money HA. I almost pee'd my pants at that bit. Ahh you have to admire there gall. I keep getting hsbc UK fishing (spelling) emails. They point me to an obviously fake website, but they've only changed the login script. If one was to click a LINK, then log in they were safe. I actually reported the website through the fake site's link. That wasn't the best, just the only one I still have. Although I did get the site taken down lol. * phishing Quote from: kpac on January 03, 2010, 11:35:08 AM * phishing AHA! On a side note, the web browser on the wii is really hard to USE...CORRECTION: the keyboard is hard, the actual browser is fun.

64.

Solve : Spam?

Answer»

What is the best Spam email you have received trying to DISGUISE itself as something else.

Mine was today.
They called me Mr.yahoo and they have found my wallet with £4000 in it. Heh. The LAST time my wallet saw that was when I.... well... anyway.
They needed my bank and contact details to send the money HA. I almost pee'd my pants at that bit.
Ahh you have to admire there gall.
I keep getting hsbc UK fishing (spelling) emails. They point me to an obviously fake website, but they've only changed the login script. If one was to click a LINK, then log in they were safe. I actually reported the website through the fake site's link. That wasn't the best, just the only one I still have. Although I did get the site taken down lol. * phishing Quote from: kpac on January 03, 2010, 11:35:08 AM

* phishing

AHA!

On a side note, the web browser on the wii is really hard to USE...CORRECTION: the keyboard is hard, the actual browser is fun.

Discussion

65.	Solve : what do u think is the worlds problem ?????
Answer» i asked that question to my self too many times is it the petrol /WATER / what is wrong with people?There's nothing wrong with people...it's people's conceptions of other people that are skewed.... There's FAR more good being DONE in the World than bad.... Otherwise we'd have been gone long ago. That being said i'll let you know we normally don't engage in Political/Religious debates here at this Forum... But Welcome ABOARD !i think that u are right about that but we must have faith in what we do for good in our life it is just survival in this world like we are animals >is that right or whatno we aren't animals but we don't act like humans Quote what do u think is the worlds problem Spelling.2i don't think so1 Quote from: james202428 on DECEMBER 25, 2009, 06:19:06 AM we may not be stupid like the morons you see on tv but we or all stupid like them. just because people do some smart deeds doesn't make them not stupid. FTFY.That's not what i saidPeople have forgotten, or never learned, to love eachother. Alan <>< Quote from: ale52 on December 25, 2009, 03:07:29 PM People have forgotten, or never learned, to love eachother. Alan <>< Not Tiger - he remembered Quote from: Allan on December 25, 2009, 03:18:24 PM Not Tiger - he remembered And look at what kind of trouble that kind of love gets you. Alan <>< not all

65.

Solve : what do u think is the worlds problem ?????

Answer»

i asked that question to my self too many times is it the petrol /WATER / what is wrong with people?There's nothing wrong with people...it's people's conceptions of other people that are skewed....

There's FAR more good being DONE in the World than bad....

Otherwise we'd have been gone long ago.

That being said i'll let you know we normally don't engage in Political/Religious debates here at this Forum...

But Welcome ABOARD !i think that u are right about that but we must have faith in what we do for good in our life it is just survival in this world like we are animals >is that right or whatno we aren't animals but we don't act like humans Quote

what do u think is the worlds problem

Spelling.2i don't think so1 Quote from: james202428 on DECEMBER 25, 2009, 06:19:06 AM

we may not be stupid like the morons you see on tv but we or all stupid like them. just because people do some smart deeds doesn't make them not stupid.

FTFY.That's not what i saidPeople have forgotten, or never learned, to love eachother.

Alan <>< Quote from: ale52 on December 25, 2009, 03:07:29 PM

People have forgotten, or never learned, to love eachother.

Alan <><

Not Tiger - he remembered Quote from: Allan on December 25, 2009, 03:18:24 PM

Not Tiger - he remembered

And look at what kind of trouble that kind of love gets you.

Alan <>< not all

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66.	Solve : Assess, right-minded a test?
Answer» Hello. And Bye. ok? Something tells me not to click on the LINK...Or to respond to it. Just IGNORE spam posts.The link leads nowhere. Quote ok? Huh? Something tells me not to click on the link. I agree and I didn't. That's got to be one of the dumbest spammers out there.I clicked on it a VMware Windows 7 VIRTUAL MACHINE

66.

Solve : Assess, right-minded a test?

Answer»

Hello. And Bye.
ok? Something tells me not to click on the LINK...Or to respond to it. Just IGNORE spam posts.The link leads nowhere.

Quote

ok? Huh? Something tells me not to click on the link.

I agree and I didn't.

That's got to be one of the dumbest spammers out there.I clicked on it a VMware Windows 7 VIRTUAL MACHINE

Discussion

67.	Solve : Yahoo Answers?
Answer» As far as I know these are real questions posted on Yahoo Answers (answers are obviously made up). http://www.esarcasm.com/9133/yahoo-answers-dumbest-questions/ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 26 Quote “I’ve been asked to write an application in my own handwriting….? is there a computer programme that will do this for me? they also want original ideas. do you know any?” LOL SO MUCH WIN!!! Why does my mouse not work when I'm holding it in the air? LOL Did BC write the best answer to this question? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213094901AAsW1uK Quote from: kpac on December 28, 2009, 05:24:03 AM Did BC write the best answer to this question? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213094901AAsW1uK Can anyone ACTUALLY read the whole answer? I gave up at point 2. Therefor, it must be BC. I read it all. [do i get a cookie? ] but the style doesn't seem to be 100% BC.....at particular points he says something that is quite HARSH, and I don't know BC to be like that...he points out the obvious, but he doesn't say harsh [and i mean HARSH] things....does he?well... it wasn't me. parts of it were pretty similar though, heh. And That's something I would do, totally psychoanalyze a silly little question like "why do I have to go to school" and turn it into a long drawn out soliliquiy. Of course the dead giveaway it wasn't me is that there is no mention of the giant earthworm squeezed in there.yay i was right. [do i get ANOTHER cookie?]. except i didn't know it from Quote that there is no mention of the giant earthworm squeezed in there maybe it's a relative of yours, huh BC?

67.

Solve : Yahoo Answers?

Answer»

As far as I know these are real questions posted on Yahoo Answers (answers are obviously made up).

http://www.esarcasm.com/9133/yahoo-answers-dumbest-questions/

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 26 Quote

“I’ve been asked to write an application in my own handwriting….? is there a computer programme that will do this for me? they also want original ideas. do you know any?”

LOL SO MUCH WIN!!!
Why does my mouse not work when I'm holding it in the air? LOL Did BC write the best answer to this question?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213094901AAsW1uK

Quote from: kpac on December 28, 2009, 05:24:03 AM

Did BC write the best answer to this question?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213094901AAsW1uK

Can anyone ACTUALLY read the whole answer? I gave up at point 2. Therefor, it must be BC. I read it all. [do i get a cookie? ] but the style doesn't seem to be 100% BC.....at particular points he says something that is quite HARSH, and I don't know BC to be like that...he points out the obvious, but he doesn't say harsh [and i mean HARSH] things....does he?well... it wasn't me.

parts of it were pretty similar though, heh. And That's something I would do, totally psychoanalyze a silly little question like "why do I have to go to school" and turn it into a long drawn out soliliquiy. Of course the dead giveaway it wasn't me is that there is no mention of the giant earthworm squeezed in there.yay i was right. [do i get ANOTHER cookie?]. except i didn't know it from
Quote

that there is no mention of the giant earthworm squeezed in there

maybe it's a relative of yours, huh BC?

Discussion

68.	Solve : Happy B-Day?
Answer» Broni.I was just after seeing this! It seems to be a bit away yet - pity it doesn't say when.YEAH, it just says 'Upcoming'.He's an Old Fart... He'll get hear just in time or 2 days late...Yeah, turning 55. Do you think he's MET Moses?I thought that's who he was...dont insult people Quote from: patio on August 21, 2009, 04:31:17 PM I thought that's who he was... Or would he remember inventing dirt?your lucky i am nice enough not to REPORT you to the admin Quote from: smeezekitty on August 22, 2009, 12:34:16 AM your lucky i am nice enough not to report you to the admin I'm not even going to justify it. Go ahead and report it, you won't get far.Happy Birthday Broni! What does this make you? 55 thousand? Happy Birthday Broni Bear! God bless you and have an awesome Bday! Quote from: IVY on August 22, 2009, 01:21:54 AM Happy Birthday Broni Bear! God bless you and have an awesome Bday! i know this is off topic but ivy how did your post count get so high? and whats with that odd avatar 1532 Posts in 2 years is a lot??? I don't think so. anyway Happy Bday again Broni. Happy birthday Broni!!!

68.

Solve : Happy B-Day?

Answer»

Broni.I was just after seeing this!

It seems to be a bit away yet - pity it doesn't say when.YEAH, it just says 'Upcoming'.He's an Old Fart...
He'll get hear just in time or 2 days late...Yeah, turning 55.

Do you think he's MET Moses?I thought that's who he was...dont insult people Quote from: patio on August 21, 2009, 04:31:17 PM

I thought that's who he was...

Or would he remember inventing dirt?your lucky i am nice enough not to REPORT you to the admin Quote from: smeezekitty on August 22, 2009, 12:34:16 AM

your lucky i am nice enough not to report you to the admin

I'm not even going to justify it.

Go ahead and report it, you won't get far.Happy Birthday Broni!

What does this make you? 55 thousand?

Happy Birthday Broni Bear!

God bless you and have an awesome Bday!

Quote from: IVY on August 22, 2009, 01:21:54 AM

Happy Birthday Broni Bear!

God bless you and have an awesome Bday!

i know this is off topic
but ivy how did your post count get so high?
and whats with that odd avatar
1532 Posts in 2 years is a lot??? I don't think so.

anyway Happy Bday again Broni.
Happy birthday Broni!!!

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69.	Solve : Funny signs?
Answer» Anybody else seen any ridiculous signs? [attachment DELETED by admin]Few more: [attachment deleted by admin]Last one [attachment deleted by admin]Lol I like the one about the clothes REQUIREMENT.. I loved the last one heh! That's brilliant patio.. Im still laughing... I have a few OTHERS...give it time.i wish i had a picture of the beach access no water sign Quote from: smeezekitty on August 31, 2009, 12:19:51 PM i wish i had a picture of the beach access no water sign Thanks for the random yet useless input.My favourite is a modded wet floor sign. I don't have the pic, use your imagination. In the center is a guy falling backwards, with one leg sticking out. They added a guy flying backwards, opposite the original man, in black marker (LOOKING like he was kicked). At them top it says "CAUTION" and at the bottom, instead of saying "WET FLOOR" it says "THIS IS SPARTA!!!". If you see the picture, you will understand better than reading this. looooooooooooooooooool Quote from: Helpmeh on August 31, 2009, 05:50:07 PM My favourite is a modded wet floor sign. I don't have the pic, use your imagination. In the center is a guy falling backwards, with one leg sticking out. They added a guy flying backwards, opposite the original man, in black marker (looking like he was kicked). At them top it says "CAUTION" and at the bottom, instead of saying "WET FLOOR" it says "THIS IS SPARTA!!!". If you see the picture, you will understand better than reading this. Did it look something like this? [attachment deleted by admin]Couple more for you: [attachment deleted by admin]

69.

Solve : Funny signs?

Answer»

Anybody else seen any ridiculous signs?

[attachment DELETED by admin]Few more:

[attachment deleted by admin]Last one

[attachment deleted by admin]Lol

I like the one about the clothes REQUIREMENT.. I loved the last one heh!

That's brilliant patio.. Im still laughing... I have a few OTHERS...give it time.i wish i had a picture of the beach access no water sign Quote from: smeezekitty on August 31, 2009, 12:19:51 PM

i wish i had a picture of the beach access no water sign

Thanks for the random yet useless input.My favourite is a modded wet floor sign. I don't have the pic, use your imagination.

In the center is a guy falling backwards, with one leg sticking out. They added a guy flying backwards, opposite the original man, in black marker (LOOKING like he was kicked). At them top it says "CAUTION" and at the bottom, instead of saying "WET FLOOR" it says "THIS IS SPARTA!!!". If you see the picture, you will understand better than reading this. looooooooooooooooooool Quote from: Helpmeh on August 31, 2009, 05:50:07 PM

My favourite is a modded wet floor sign. I don't have the pic, use your imagination.

In the center is a guy falling backwards, with one leg sticking out. They added a guy flying backwards, opposite the original man, in black marker (looking like he was kicked). At them top it says "CAUTION" and at the bottom, instead of saying "WET FLOOR" it says "THIS IS SPARTA!!!". If you see the picture, you will understand better than reading this.

Did it look something like this?

[attachment deleted by admin]Couple more for you:

[attachment deleted by admin]

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70.	Solve : Simpsonize yourself?
Answer» Here is a picture of me Simpsonized Let's see your pic! go here: http://simpsonizeme.com/ I did a "print screen" in Windows XP and "PASTE" it into Windows Paint... Then I saved it as a .jpg file [attachment deleted by admin]you guys are no fun That doesn't look like me.... LOL [attachment deleted by admin]Lol You can customize it CARBON... Look closer at the options...You can add eye glasses, hats, longer/shorter hair, hair styles, different nose, eyes, all kinds of stuff.. I didn't customize MINE because it turned out being almost right on the MONEY... I didn't customize it because the website lags like heck on this computer. Haha I think it looks good though.thank you for participating... You're LOOKING sharp, Carbonawww, I tried to simpsonize duke nukem... it said there was no face. must be the sunglasses.Here you go.. [attachment deleted by admin] Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 27, 2009, 08:59:14 AM awww, I tried to simpsonize duke nukem... it said there was no face. must be the sunglasses. If you're up to trying again, try to use a photo that's a close-up of you, and has as much contrast as possible...............But even if you meet those conditions, sometimes pictures still don't work... The first picture I tried didn't work either Quote from: Mulreay on August 27, 2009, 09:13:10 AM Here you go.. LOl I think I SAW a picture of you before, it looks fairly close Quote from: block_head on August 27, 2009, 09:48:25 AM If you're up to trying again, try to use a photo that's a close-up of you, and has as much contrast as possible...............But even if you meet those conditions, sometimes pictures still don't work... The first picture I tried didn't work either but I look nothing LIKE duke nukem.... Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 27, 2009, 10:14:21 AM duke nukem.... Is that Canadian, for something Quote from: block_head on August 27, 2009, 05:06:51 PM Is that Canadian, for something It's a game Block_HEAD... has... never heard of... Duke Nukem OMG! you must be joking! Do a google. block_head... He has no idea what he missed....sad.

70.

Solve : Simpsonize yourself?

Answer»

Here is a picture of me Simpsonized

Let's see your pic!

go here:

http://simpsonizeme.com/

I did a "print screen" in Windows XP and "PASTE" it into Windows Paint... Then I saved it as a .jpg file

[attachment deleted by admin]you guys are no fun That doesn't look like me....

LOL

[attachment deleted by admin]Lol

You can customize it CARBON...

Look closer at the options...You can add eye glasses, hats, longer/shorter hair, hair styles, different nose, eyes, all kinds of stuff..

I didn't customize MINE because it turned out being almost right on the MONEY... I didn't customize it because the website lags like heck on this computer. Haha

I think it looks good though.thank you for participating... You're LOOKING sharp, Carbonawww, I tried to simpsonize duke nukem...

it said there was no face. must be the sunglasses.Here you go..

[attachment deleted by admin] Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 27, 2009, 08:59:14 AM

awww, I tried to simpsonize duke nukem...

it said there was no face. must be the sunglasses.

If you're up to trying again, try to use a photo that's a close-up of you, and has as much contrast as possible...............But even if you meet those conditions, sometimes pictures still don't work... The first picture I tried didn't work either

Quote from: Mulreay on August 27, 2009, 09:13:10 AM

Here you go..

LOl

I think I SAW a picture of you before, it looks fairly close Quote from: block_head on August 27, 2009, 09:48:25 AM

If you're up to trying again, try to use a photo that's a close-up of you, and has as much contrast as possible...............But even if you meet those conditions, sometimes pictures still don't work... The first picture I tried didn't work either

but I look nothing LIKE duke nukem.... Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 27, 2009, 10:14:21 AM

duke nukem....

Is that Canadian, for something Quote from: block_head on August 27, 2009, 05:06:51 PM

Is that Canadian, for something

It's a game Block_HEAD... has... never heard of... Duke Nukem

OMG!

you must be joking!

Do a google. block_head...

He has no idea what he missed....sad.

Discussion

71.	Solve : Trouble with software updates?
Answer» This is my first question and may not be the right forum but here goes: why am I RECEIVING error messages when I try to update ITUNES and the new Firefox VERSION? The message says the file is corrupt. Why would it be corrupt if I'm loading it from their SITE? Thanks for any help.What type of internet CONNECTION is this ? ? BTW Welcome Aboard !

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72.	Solve : wow awesome indian video?
Answer» you guys gotta watch this i almost peed on myself when i SAW this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ Perhaps these will help.haha thats a GOOD video "would you mustard my hole"YEA FIGURED i could get a laugh off of thisNot from me. LAME, lame, lame! Not the video itself - the lame translation. Would you musty-musty? Now, read it as if smokey the bear would say it: Only YOU can musty-musty!not that good

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73.	Solve : Slim Jim crisis! Will we Survive??
Answer» From http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022009/business/wheres_the_beef__177174.htm Quote Don't be surprised if Slim Jims start disappearing from convenience store shelves -- lovers of the dried meat snack may start stockpiling them now that production has been halted. ConAgra, the maker of Slim Jim, hasn't produced any new inventory since an explosion destroyed the only plant in the country that made the beef jerky treat in early June. Three people died in the incident, which appears to have been caused by a gas leak. The company won't be able to make new Slim Jims for at least another MONTH, which means that, for the time being, there's a finite supply available to sate the appetites of hungry truckers. And just like the infamous "Seinfeld" episode, in which Elaine begins hoarding the Sponge after the female contraceptive is taken off the market, analysts are bracing for a BIG summer Slim Jim run Start hoarding now while you still can! Are you prepared to live a month or more without Slim Jims? Are you?Oh my God! The world is COMING to an end! It's Judgment Day, I TELL you! Kiss your ### good-bye! Oh wait, what were we talking about?OMG I LOVE BEEF JERKY... but since i dont have a clue what slim jim is...Soft round jerky meat in plastic... Available anywhere in the civilised world... Heck i bought them in Borneo even.yes, I don't think we even get them up here. we have to opt for some better stuff. I LOVE SLIMJIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Even in the small convienent food marts or gas stations ? ? That's where they normally lurk... Quote from: patio on July 05, 2009, 11:02:47 AM Even in the small convienent food marts or gas stations ? ? That's where they normally lurk... Nope! well, they aren't the same brand, I forget the brand but they aren't "slim jims". Probably the same thing, really.LOL! "Slim Jim Unit's"... Man that's a laugh... I had no clue the factory blew up, man whats going on lately? Is the earth trying to shake us off by killing the famous and the snack hungry?

73.

Solve : Slim Jim crisis! Will we Survive??

Answer»

From
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022009/business/wheres_the_beef__177174.htm

Quote

Don't be surprised if Slim Jims start disappearing from convenience store shelves -- lovers of the dried meat snack may start stockpiling them now that production has been halted.

ConAgra, the maker of Slim Jim, hasn't produced any new inventory since an explosion destroyed the only plant in the country that made the beef jerky treat in early June. Three people died in the incident, which appears to have been caused by a gas leak.

The company won't be able to make new Slim Jims for at least another MONTH, which means that, for the time being, there's a finite supply available to sate the appetites of hungry truckers.

And just like the infamous "Seinfeld" episode, in which Elaine begins hoarding the Sponge after the female contraceptive is taken off the market, analysts are bracing for a BIG summer Slim Jim run

Start hoarding now while you still can!
Are you prepared to live a month or more without Slim Jims? Are you?Oh my God! The world is COMING to an end! It's Judgment Day, I TELL you! Kiss your ### good-bye!

Oh wait, what were we talking about?OMG I LOVE BEEF JERKY...

but since i dont have a clue what slim jim is...Soft round jerky meat in plastic...
Available anywhere in the civilised world...

Heck i bought them in Borneo even.yes, I don't think we even get them up here. we have to opt for some better stuff.
I LOVE SLIMJIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Even in the small convienent food marts or gas stations ? ?

That's where they normally lurk... Quote from: patio on July 05, 2009, 11:02:47 AM

Even in the small convienent food marts or gas stations ? ?

That's where they normally lurk...

Nope!

well, they aren't the same brand, I forget the brand but they aren't "slim jims". Probably the same thing, really.LOL! "Slim Jim Unit's"... Man that's a laugh... I had no clue the factory blew up, man whats going on lately? Is the earth trying to shake us off by killing the famous and the snack hungry?

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74.	Solve : What is Burbank or Inglewood, California like??
Answer» Is anyone familiar with BURBANK or Inglewood in California? What's the crime rate like in these two cities? NEVER been to either place but ... check out these links .... 1. http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ca/inglewood/crime/ 2. http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ca/burbank/crime/ Data might be bit old, according to whois.net, neighborhoodscout.com domain was updated in August 09, 2008 so I EXPECT the data you see to reflect somewhere 'round that TIME PERIOD, though I think the data shouldn't be too far off from now.

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75.	Solve : Mourn Walk?
Answer» Just a little something my brother sent me. http://mournwalk.ytmnd.com/ Sure, its not nice to MOCK dead PEOPLE, but its not like they can say anything about it. and on a SIDE note, RIP Billy Those are IMAGES of the a prop for a game called Garrysmod

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76.	Solve : an introduction while helping?
Answer» i went into a few other pc HELP sites and found this introduction by the experts before they start , what do you think of it , harry _______________________________________ _______________________________________ _________ My name is Katana and I will be helping you to REMOVE any infection(s) that you may have. Please observe these rules while we work: 1.Please Read All Instructions Carefully 2.If you don't understand something, stop and ASK! Don't keep going on. 3.Please do not run any other tools or SCANS whilst I am helping you 4.Failure to reply within 5 days will result in the topic being closed. 5.Please continue to respond until I give you the "All Clear" (Just because you can't see a problem doesn't mean it isn't there) If you can do those few things, everything should go smoothly Some of the logs I request will be quite large, You may need to split them over a couple of replies. Please NOTE, your security programs may give warnings for some of the tools I will ask you to use. Be assured, any links I give are safe

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77.	Solve : Computer settings for dummies?
Answer» BET this stuff isn't on the A+ test... LOL!!!! Were can I find it!It's hidden in Vista only, so you have no access It LOOKS like 95 to me! Well actually photoshop but w/eIt looks like the SORT of error class which the payment of gift certificates will CORRECT... Absolutely

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78.	Solve : Computer related film?
Answer» What is your most enjoyable computer based film?"The Net", and I'm in love with Sandra Mr. Broni beat me to it. Definitely the Net with Sandra Bullock whom I adore. However times have changed and now I like Abby on NCSI. Yes she is weird but change is GOOD buy now we are talking about T.V. shows. maybe ANOTHER poll? You have to appreciate 'Hackers' though? I liked the 'net' because she did what I would love to do, shut myself off from all this mahem and order a pizza to be delivered without moving a step. And she got paid a fortune.. feeling quite under privilaged now!Swordfish was prity cool as well. Again its all stupid but you wish it was that easy. I really liked "War Games" with Matthew Broderick. If you haven't seen it, it's about this kid that hacks into a top secret military computer. The kid starts playing games on the computer and the computer starts world war III. It's really amazing, watching that movie and REALIZING how far computer technology has come since 1983. I saw this really horrible movie about computers. It was called "New World Disorder". I caught it late one night on HBO. It starred Rutger HAUER and Andrew McCarthy. It's one of those movies that are so bad that they become funny. If you like computers, you should check it out - you'll get a few laughs out of it.I suppose you COULD argue that the 'terminator' films were comp related... may be. Quote from: Mulreay on July 02, 2009, 10:37:05 PM You have to appreciate 'Hackers' though? I've seen hackers. I've got it on VHS somewhere. Not bad, I found it entertaining. I guess I'll just go ahead and put 'The Net' on my to-do list.

78.

Solve : Computer related film?

Answer»

What is your most enjoyable computer based film?"The Net", and I'm in love with Sandra
Mr. Broni beat me to it. Definitely the Net with Sandra Bullock whom I adore. However times have changed and now I like Abby on NCSI. Yes she is weird but change is GOOD buy now we are talking about T.V. shows. maybe ANOTHER poll?
You have to appreciate 'Hackers' though? I liked the 'net' because she did what I would love to do, shut myself off from all this mahem and order a pizza to be delivered without moving a step. And she got paid a fortune.. feeling quite under privilaged now!Swordfish was prity cool as well. Again its all stupid but you wish it was that easy. I really liked "War Games" with Matthew Broderick. If you haven't seen it, it's about this kid that hacks into a top secret military computer. The kid starts playing games on the computer and the computer starts world war III. It's really amazing, watching that movie and REALIZING how far computer technology has come since 1983.

I saw this really horrible movie about computers. It was called "New World Disorder". I caught it late one night on HBO. It starred Rutger HAUER and Andrew McCarthy. It's one of those movies that are so bad that they become funny. If you like computers, you should check it out - you'll get a few laughs out of it.I suppose you COULD argue that the 'terminator' films were comp related... may be. Quote from: Mulreay on July 02, 2009, 10:37:05 PM

You have to appreciate 'Hackers' though?

I've seen hackers. I've got it on VHS somewhere. Not bad, I found it entertaining.

I guess I'll just go ahead and put 'The Net' on my to-do list.

Discussion

79.	Solve : My petition, plz sign.?
Answer» Hi guys, I'm sure most of you know me. I banned myself from the chat by ACCIDENT and the Admin won't uban me. So i have a petition to admin for unbanning me, if you like please sign. It is in text format so please put down your name and attach the new version when your done. THANKS all NOTE to Admin: this topic BELONGS in Off Topic, please do not move it. Thanks [ATTACHMENT deleted by admin]This is absolutely unnecessary. You've already started a topic and PMed the Admin. This is a useless topic. Closed.

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80.	Solve : How to not get tech support in an online forum?
Answer» http://kadaitcha.cx/xp/help_me.html

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81.	Solve : Where are you??
Answer» Here's my home on Google earth where's yours? [ATTACHMENT deleted by admin]Took me a while, but I found it. [attachment deleted by admin] Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on July 03, 2009, 12:59:58 PM Took me a while, but I found it. You just could not TAKE it serious could you Carbon. I refuse to give my location Quote from: Mulreay on July 03, 2009, 01:01:58 PM You just could not take it serious could you Carbon. I'm being serious! Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on July 03, 2009, 12:59:58 PM Took me a while, but I found it. I like your style. My location right now is on my bed, and no you can't have a picture, streetview notwithstanding.Umm is it really a good idea to give an exact address over the internet? Anyways, my location is sitting in front of my deskThis is in keeping with his resume: Carbon Dudeoxide - Space Cadet." Quote from: computeruler on July 03, 2009, 03:02:38 PM Umm is it really a good idea to give an exact address over the internet? Anyways, my location is sitting in front of my desk Hence I blanked out my details. Just a picture not your social security number. House right on Long Lake. Great for this time of year. OH no! you can see my taskbar! Quote OH no! you can see my taskbar! Quote from: Mulreay on July 03, 2009, 03:14:00 PM Hence I blanked out my details. Just a picture not your social security number. You might have blanked out your details but your Longitude and Latitude are still shown at the bottom of the pic. So we can still find you if we want.I'm sitting in front of my computer. Where are you? Quote from: mroilfield on July 04, 2009, 02:01:44 AM You might have blanked out your details but your Longitude and Latitude are still shown at the bottom of the pic. So we can still find you if we want. Come and GET me it's a long road. Quote from: Mulreay on July 04, 2009, 04:42:55 AM Come and get me it's a long road. I like a good long DRIVE, so do the 'family guys'.

81.

Solve : Where are you??

Answer»

Here's my home on Google earth where's yours?

[ATTACHMENT deleted by admin]Took me a while, but I found it.

[attachment deleted by admin] Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on July 03, 2009, 12:59:58 PM

Took me a while, but I found it.

You just could not TAKE it serious could you Carbon. I refuse to give my location

Quote from: Mulreay on July 03, 2009, 01:01:58 PM

You just could not take it serious could you Carbon.

I'm being serious!

Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on July 03, 2009, 12:59:58 PM

Took me a while, but I found it.

I like your style.

My location right now is on my bed, and no you can't have a picture, streetview notwithstanding.Umm is it really a good idea to give an exact address over the internet?
Anyways, my location is sitting in front of my deskThis is in keeping with his resume: Carbon Dudeoxide - Space Cadet." Quote from: computeruler on July 03, 2009, 03:02:38 PM

Umm is it really a good idea to give an exact address over the internet?
Anyways, my location is sitting in front of my desk

Hence I blanked out my details. Just a picture not your social security number.

House right on Long Lake. Great for this time of year.

OH no! you can see my taskbar! Quote

OH no! you can see my taskbar!

Quote from: Mulreay on July 03, 2009, 03:14:00 PM

Hence I blanked out my details. Just a picture not your social security number.

You might have blanked out your details but your Longitude and Latitude are still shown at the bottom of the pic.

So we can still find you if we want.I'm sitting in front of my computer. Where are you? Quote from: mroilfield on July 04, 2009, 02:01:44 AM

You might have blanked out your details but your Longitude and Latitude are still shown at the bottom of the pic.

So we can still find you if we want.

Come and GET me it's a long road. Quote from: Mulreay on July 04, 2009, 04:42:55 AM

Come and get me it's a long road.

I like a good long DRIVE, so do the 'family guys'.

Discussion

82.	Solve : What do you do on your computer??
Answer» A very simple question. What do you do on your computer? I can't think of much to do today so I thought you all might be able to conjure up some things you do. WITHIN FORUM RULES! Everything from games to eating. Simply plug myself into the Firewire port and I get a refreshing charge of power.What games? Do you ever just go to sites like cnet.com and look at reviews of things you can never afford but still dream of having? Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 12:52:39 PM What games? Do you ever just go to sites like cnet.com and look at reviews of things you can never afford but still dream of having? I'm not that sad. When I'm on the computer, I'm either playing games, WORKING, or doing SOMETHING productive.....most of the time....What do you do that is productive? I have photoshop, PAID a fortune for it, but never use it. Mostly Software DEVELOPMENT in VB6- which generally requires Visual Basic, APIViewer 2004, a text editor (to edit the XML files used to create the menus/popups). I swear, BCSearch is gonna be released... one of these days. I've already used it a few times to locate files. I just have to stop trying to add too many features... And of course browse the web. ahaha we all browse the web to pas time sometimes. Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM What do you do that is productive? Most recently, check the website in my profile.oh. Does it take a long time to make a 3D model like that? Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM this is a sign of bi-polar disorder Suffer fools gladly. Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 02:31:26 PM oh. Does it take a long time to make a 3d model like that? Yes1.) I do have bipolar disorder 2.) About how long does it take to make a model? Quote from: paudashlake on July 01, 2009, 11:17:16 AM 2.) About how long does it take to make a model? How long is a piece of string?

82.

Solve : What do you do on your computer??

Answer»

A very simple question. What do you do on your computer? I can't think of much to do today so I thought you all might be able to conjure up some things you do. WITHIN FORUM RULES! Everything from games to eating. Simply plug myself into the Firewire port and I get a refreshing charge of power.What games? Do you ever just go to sites like cnet.com and look at reviews of things you can never afford but still dream of having? Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 12:52:39 PM

What games? Do you ever just go to sites like cnet.com and look at reviews of things you can never afford but still dream of having?

I'm not that sad.

When I'm on the computer, I'm either playing games, WORKING, or doing SOMETHING productive.....most of the time....What do you do that is productive? I have photoshop, PAID a fortune for it, but never use it. Mostly Software DEVELOPMENT in VB6- which generally requires Visual Basic, APIViewer 2004, a text editor (to edit the XML files used to create the menus/popups).

I swear, BCSearch is gonna be released... one of these days. I've already used it a few times to locate files. I just have to stop trying to add too many features...

And of course browse the web.

ahaha we all browse the web to pas time sometimes. Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM

What do you do that is productive?

Most recently, check the website in my profile.oh. Does it take a long time to make a 3D model like that? Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM

this is a sign of bi-polar disorder Suffer fools gladly. Quote from: paudashlake on June 30, 2009, 02:31:26 PM

oh. Does it take a long time to make a 3d model like that?

Yes1.) I do have bipolar disorder

2.) About how long does it take to make a model? Quote from: paudashlake on July 01, 2009, 11:17:16 AM

2.) About how long does it take to make a model?

How long is a piece of string?

Discussion

83.	Solve : Worst virus you've ever had on your computer?
Answer» What is the worst virus you have ever had on your computer? Describe what the name of the virus was, if you know how you got the virus, what the virus did and, if so, how you got rid you the virus. Thanksyou should have put your post in ( other )I almost had a virut infection once but my pc tolls firewall+ (witch block apps from modifying apps) STOPPED it from doing anything before it could HARM me . Quote from: cat-bomb on June 15, 2009, 09:26:46 AM I almost had a virut infection once but my pc tolls firewall+ (witch block apps from modifying apps) stopped it from doing anything before it could harm me . I think you have the wrong impression of Virut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymorphic_codeWhat if were not really sure? I know that I constinlly get new pages at times on IE.On my computer?.....or someone elses' that I was working on? I think the worst for me was a worm (don't know the exact name). I did a fresh install of Windows XP on my mom's computer and she had a dial-up connection and she was not behind a hardware firewall... The installation CD that came with her computer is plain Windows XP Home CD, without any service packs....Security Center (with Windows Firewall) for Windows XP didn't come until Service Pack 2 was released... So we've got here, a fresh Windows XP Home installation, with a BASIC 56k modem connection with no firewall enabled....... After the installation was complete (several times), as soon as I connected to the internet to get the XP updates, within seconds the computer automatically restarted because of a worm infecting the system as a result of having no firewall enabled....I reinstalled multiple times until I figured out that a worm was messing up the works...The solution: Reinstall XP, and BEFORE connecting to the internet for updates..Install a third-party firewall, temporarily........I used PC TOOLS firewall, until Service Pack 2 (at least) was installed. Once the PC TOOLS firewall was installed, I could get the updates no problem.....I know I could have installed Service Pack 2 from an installation ISO, but I didn't have an option to make a CD, at the time. being behind a router solves that whole problem, as well, BlockHead. Quote from: blockHEAD on June 23, 2009, 10:51:51 PM I did a fresh install of Windows XP on my mom's computer and she had a dial-up connection and she was not behind a hardware firewall... I'm aware of that BC That was sort of included in my story and with the open source firewall, she wouldn't have to buy a router... don't cha think?at the same time a software firewall is easily circumvented by trojans that do manage to get on. a hardware firewall isn't. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 24, 2009, 11:04:24 AM at the same time a software firewall is easily circumvented by trojans that do manage to get on. a hardware firewall isn't. ok, so next time this happens and the software firewall doesn't work, I'll consider either a hardware firewall or having Service Pack 2 (minimum) ready on a CD, after the installation is complete..........that is, if windows firewall is up to the task So far I can say that I had a TSR on my Gaming PC when I was still new with it.TSR's aren't necessarily bad... Not to mention they haven't existed since pure DOS...my machine wouldnt have stopped rebooting, as much as I know.I intentionally downloaded Antivirus 2009. I was reformatting my pc in a few minutes, so I thought what the heck, LETS see what it does. Turns out when I installed it and restarted, it deleted a file that was needed for windows to boot. I can't remember the file, but it WAS important! hahaI can't remember the exact name because it's no-longer in my quarantine. It was some sort of adware, malicious pile of garbage. Every 5mins or so it would bring up a little box just above the notification area saying that I had not completed registration/paid a bill... Billsystem something it was called now I think. And the box would not go away, you clicked on the little x on the top right then a pop came up on your screen saying pay this money now Blah blah. I phoned Norton and they were so kind to offer me a £49 charge to remove it... love those guy's. 2 day's later I updated Norton and it got automatically removed. Cheeky so and so's! Not exactly a virus but enough to make you want to kick the creaters censored into the next millenium!

83.

Solve : Worst virus you've ever had on your computer?

Answer»

What is the worst virus you have ever had on your computer?

Describe what the name of the virus was, if you know how you got the virus, what the virus did and, if so, how you got rid you the virus.

Thanksyou should have put your post in ( other )I almost had a virut infection once but my pc tolls firewall+ (witch block apps from modifying apps) STOPPED it from doing anything before it could HARM me . Quote from: cat-bomb on June 15, 2009, 09:26:46 AM

I almost had a virut infection once but my pc tolls firewall+ (witch block apps from modifying apps) stopped it from doing anything before it could harm me .

I think you have the wrong impression of Virut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymorphic_codeWhat if were not really sure? I know that I constinlly get new pages at times on IE.On my computer?.....or someone elses' that I was working on?

I think the worst for me was a worm (don't know the exact name).
I did a fresh install of Windows XP on my mom's computer and she had a dial-up connection and she was not behind a hardware firewall...

The installation CD that came with her computer is plain Windows XP Home CD, without any service packs....Security Center (with Windows Firewall) for Windows XP didn't come until Service Pack 2 was released...

So we've got here, a fresh Windows XP Home installation, with a BASIC 56k modem connection with no firewall enabled.......

After the installation was complete (several times), as soon as I connected to the internet to get the XP updates, within seconds the computer automatically restarted because of a worm infecting the system as a result of having no firewall enabled....I reinstalled multiple times until I figured out that a worm was messing up the works...The solution: Reinstall XP, and BEFORE connecting to the internet for updates..Install a third-party firewall, temporarily........I used PC TOOLS firewall, until Service Pack 2 (at least) was installed.

Once the PC TOOLS firewall was installed, I could get the updates no problem.....I know I could have installed Service Pack 2 from an installation ISO, but I didn't have an option to make a CD, at the time.

being behind a router solves that whole problem, as well, BlockHead. Quote from: blockHEAD on June 23, 2009, 10:51:51 PM

I did a fresh install of Windows XP on my mom's computer and she had a dial-up connection and she was not behind a hardware firewall...

I'm aware of that BC That was sort of included in my story

and with the open source firewall, she wouldn't have to buy a router... don't cha think?at the same time a software firewall is easily circumvented by trojans that do manage to get on. a hardware firewall isn't. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 24, 2009, 11:04:24 AM

at the same time a software firewall is easily circumvented by trojans that do manage to get on. a hardware firewall isn't.

ok, so next time this happens and the software firewall doesn't work, I'll consider either a hardware firewall or having Service Pack 2 (minimum) ready on a CD, after the installation is complete..........that is, if windows firewall is up to the task So far I can say that I had a TSR on my Gaming PC when I was still new with it.TSR's aren't necessarily bad... Not to mention they haven't existed since pure DOS...my machine wouldnt have stopped rebooting, as much as I know.I intentionally downloaded Antivirus 2009. I was reformatting my pc in a few minutes, so I thought what the heck, LETS see what it does. Turns out when I installed it and restarted, it deleted a file that was needed for windows to boot. I can't remember the file, but it WAS important! hahaI can't remember the exact name because it's no-longer in my quarantine. It was some sort of adware, malicious pile of garbage. Every 5mins or so it would bring up a little box just above the notification area saying that I had not completed registration/paid a bill...

Billsystem something it was called now I think. And the box would not go away, you clicked on the little x on the top right then a pop came up on your screen saying pay this money now Blah blah. I phoned Norton and they were so kind to offer me a £49 charge to remove it... love those guy's. 2 day's later I updated Norton and it got automatically removed. Cheeky so and so's!

Not exactly a virus but enough to make you want to kick the creaters *censored* into the next millenium!

Discussion

84.	Solve : Argonauts vs Tiger Cats?
Answer» The Toronto Argonauts are leading the Hamilton Tiger CATS 23:10 at the half. And this is significant because?Toronto over Hamilton 30:17. Hamilton did a good job, way better than last year. Of course doing worse WOULD be physically impossible. Since 2005 Hamilton has only won 15 of 57 games. Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 01, 2009, 08:11:29 PM And this is significant because? It's REAL foot ball. you mean soccer?No, soccer is soccer. I'm talking CFL. 10 yards longer, 15 yards wider, only three downs... REAL football, not that wussy NFL stuff. No, Soccer is real football. it actually uses the feet. Gridiron is a different sport altogether. Either way, the entire class is somewhat wussified when you bring Rugby into the equation.Yeah, those guys are psycho. My best friends gf plays women's rugby. I swear, half of those chicks have more facial hair than I do...hey, my MOM used to play Rugby... Dead SERIOUS!!!It takes leather balls to play Rugby... Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 01, 2009, 09:23:56 PM hey, my mom used to play Rugby... Dead serious!!! I meant EVERYONE but your mom.... struggles to get both feet out of mouth

84.

Solve : Argonauts vs Tiger Cats?

Answer»

The Toronto Argonauts are leading the Hamilton Tiger CATS 23:10 at the half.

And this is significant because?Toronto over Hamilton 30:17.

Hamilton did a good job, way better than last year. Of course doing worse WOULD be physically impossible.

Since 2005 Hamilton has only won 15 of 57 games. Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 01, 2009, 08:11:29 PM

And this is significant because?

It's REAL foot ball. you mean soccer?No, soccer is soccer. I'm talking CFL. 10 yards longer, 15 yards wider, only three downs...

REAL football, not that wussy NFL stuff. No, Soccer is real football. it actually uses the feet. Gridiron is a different sport altogether.

Either way, the entire class is somewhat wussified when you bring Rugby into the equation.Yeah, those guys are psycho. My best friends gf plays women's rugby.

I swear, half of those chicks have more facial hair than I do...hey, my MOM used to play Rugby...

Dead SERIOUS!!!It takes leather balls to play Rugby... Quote from: BC_Programmer on July 01, 2009, 09:23:56 PM

hey, my mom used to play Rugby...

Dead serious!!!

I meant EVERYONE but your mom....

*struggles to get both feet out of mouth*

Discussion

85.	Solve : Dead celebrities.?
Answer» Michael Jackson is dead. So is Farah Fawcett.as is Ed Mc Mahon Wow, I didn't hear about that one. It's not a good day to be a celebrity...nopeDid he have a heart attack? Maybe someone told him that he won the sweepstakes who?Sorry, Ed McMahon.Jeff Goldblum too. 3 in one day.my mom was saying how it goes in 3s or somethinghttp://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/website-hoax-jeff-goldblum-not-dead-20090626-cyz9.html NO STOP Jeff Goldblum is not dead. This forum exists, in case you've forgotten, on the INTERNET, on which you may find a GREAT deal of information, if you so choose. As long as you're so willing to be led by the nose, give me all of your money. Three grins after the death of Michael Jackson? Really?? Yes, he's responsible for the choices he made throughout his life, and only a handful of people know if the charges made against him are true. I don't have him up for sainthood, or anything like that...but most of us would do well to be able to use our talents to a fraction of the extent to which he used his. How MANY of us would HANDLE domineering parents, and a whole life in the spotlight? How many of us get to look back, and know that, once upon a time, the world was in the palm of our hand?Well, I only know who Michael Jackson is. And I thought he was already dead I'm glad Jeffs not dead. Decent actor funny dude. Thats a very unfunny hoax.Jeff would have made four. I'm glad he's not dead. I'm still doing the happy dance about MJ though. Wouldn't it be a LAUGH riot if it turns out to have something to do with that O2 tent?I heard that Rick Moranis DIED too. I'm really upset about Micheal Jackson's death. I had this really great joke about him that I can't tell now. Quote I had this really great joke about him that I can't tell now. Sure you can, I'll let you

85.

Solve : Dead celebrities.?

Answer»

Michael Jackson is dead.

So is Farah Fawcett.as is Ed Mc Mahon Wow, I didn't hear about that one.
It's not a good day to be a celebrity...nopeDid he have a heart attack?
Maybe someone told him that he won the sweepstakes who?Sorry, Ed McMahon.Jeff Goldblum too.

3 in one day.my mom was saying how it goes in 3s or somethinghttp://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/website-hoax-jeff-goldblum-not-dead-20090626-cyz9.html

NO

STOP

Jeff Goldblum is not dead.

This forum exists, in case you've forgotten, on the INTERNET, on which you may find a GREAT deal of information, if you so choose. As long as you're so willing to be led by the nose, give me all of your money.

Three grins after the death of Michael Jackson? Really??

Yes, he's responsible for the choices he made throughout his life, and only a handful of people know if the charges made against him are true. I don't have him up for sainthood, or anything like that...but most of us would do well to be able to use our talents to a fraction of the extent to which he used his.

How MANY of us would HANDLE domineering parents, and a whole life in the spotlight? How many of us get to look back, and know that, once upon a time, the world was in the palm of our hand?Well, I only know who Michael Jackson is. And I thought he was already dead I'm glad Jeffs not dead. Decent actor funny dude.

Thats a very unfunny hoax.Jeff would have made four. I'm glad he's not dead.

I'm still doing the happy dance about MJ though. Wouldn't it be a LAUGH riot if it turns out to have something to do with that O2 tent?I heard that Rick Moranis DIED too.

I'm really upset about Micheal Jackson's death. I had this really great joke about him that I can't tell now. Quote

I had this really great joke about him that I can't tell now.

Sure you can, I'll let you

Discussion

86.	Solve : Fascinating Story?
Answer» The Girl That Does Not Age...very interestingWow, that really was interesting. Thanks for sharing that, Patio.I have to wonder if her cells age. I really HOPE that she doesn't have to spend the rest of her life being 'studied'.It says she doesn't have any known disorder. Well there's ya go! It's simply not known!Yeah, I read something about that a while back. Really bizarre, but its all in our genetic makeup. Quote from: QUANTOS on June 28, 2009, 01:02:23 PM I have to wonder if her cells age. I really hope that she doesn't have to spend the rest of her life being 'studied'. Yes, as far as I know because her cells can only live for so long they die and now cells are made using MITOSIS, now if these weren't dying and therfore no new cells were being replicated she would have cancer (because mitosis repairs the cells) and cancer is any abnormality in the number of new cells being produced.Your assuming the rest of her doesn't age Irish, they said she has the skeleton that appears to be aged to about that of a ten year old. So she IS aging. Something ain't right there..... Is this a hoax?Paud, your too dismissive, thinking anything too bizarre isn't true. Things do exist beyond our realm of UNDERSTANDING, most people just refuse to accept that.I'll beleive it when scientists figure it out and deem it true for me!That sounds reminiscent of the Catholic church and Galileo's views of the solar system. There is proof, do you really want to be in her place?Fascinating, but I wonder if she may BECOME the oldest person alive if this continues to pause her aging(but from what the article said: "Her body parts are independent in the aging process, not in sync")

Discussion

87.	Solve : I'm graduating today!?
Answer» Today I am finally leaving elementary school and HEADING off to high school!Congratulations, HELPMEH! Congratulations! And GOOD LUCK! Congrats! Now on to more pain and suffering. Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 24, 2009, 08:36:46 PM Congrats! Now on to more pain and suffering. lol yah, whatever happens don't get any BsStay away from Spanish ... ... and be nice to your teachers else they give you the DEVIL's advocate and don't go to the "Ice Breaker" dance either....all the freshmen get trash-canned congrats best of luckThere was a major party from last night to after midnight, and it was fun yawn!Wow you get out late Quote from: computeruler on June 25, 2009, 08:16:55 PM Wow you get out late hey, look who's back! I'm going to tell your folks that you secretly used your computer.. They let me for 1 day so today only Quote from: computeruler on June 25, 2009, 08:19:24 PM They let me for 1 day so today only LOL did you beg them? I can just hear it.....moooooooooom, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaassssse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Congrats and good luck with High School.

87.

Solve : I'm graduating today!?

Answer»

Today I am finally leaving elementary school and HEADING off to high school!Congratulations, HELPMEH! Congratulations!
And GOOD LUCK! Congrats! Now on to more pain and suffering. Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 24, 2009, 08:36:46 PM

Congrats! Now on to more pain and suffering.

lol

yah, whatever happens don't get any BsStay away from Spanish ...
... and be nice to your teachers else they give you the DEVIL's advocate and don't go to the "Ice Breaker" dance either....all the freshmen get trash-canned congrats best of luckThere was a major party from last night to after midnight, and it was fun *yawn*!Wow you get out late Quote from: computeruler on June 25, 2009, 08:16:55 PM

Wow you get out late

hey, look who's back! I'm going to tell your folks that you secretly used your computer.. They let me for 1 day so today only Quote from: computeruler on June 25, 2009, 08:19:24 PM

They let me for 1 day so today only

LOL did you beg them?

I can just hear it.....moooooooooom, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaassssse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Congrats and good luck with High School.

Discussion

88.	Solve : Worlds ugliest computer mouse?
Answer» Ever seen a completely hideous computer mouse? POST pics of them here! awe man thats nasty!world's wierdest MICE ... or a least a few of them anyway See the little slideshow on the following link ... http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=20231801&imageindex=6 Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 30, 2009, 02:02:19 PM Carbon, is that a real mouse STUFFED with electronics, with a chord attached? Quote from: BLOCKHEAD on June 30, 2009, 04:04:38 PM Carbon, is that a real mouse stuffed with electronics, with a chord attached? HAHA, I hope not! I think it's just a facsimile.I dunno, I think it is real...

88.

Solve : Worlds ugliest computer mouse?

Answer»

Ever seen a completely hideous computer mouse? POST pics of them here!

awe man thats nasty!world's wierdest MICE ... or a least a few of them anyway See the little slideshow on the following link ...

http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=20231801&imageindex=6 Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 30, 2009, 02:02:19 PM

Carbon, is that a real mouse STUFFED with electronics, with a chord attached? Quote from: BLOCKHEAD on June 30, 2009, 04:04:38 PM

Carbon, is that a real mouse stuffed with electronics, with a chord attached?

HAHA, I hope not! I think it's just a facsimile.I dunno, I think it is real...

Discussion

89.	Solve : Whats going on!??!!?
Answer» http://www.kwtx.com/nationalnews/headlines/49382987.html Billie mays died at 50. The same age as MICHAEL Jackson. Thats 4 in one week! Whos next?This has been a bad year to be a celebrity! Whats going on? People are dieing, NOTHING more too it. I think some conspiracy must be involved I'm happy not to be 50 anymore...I figure that if I can make it to be 100 then chances are that I'll NEVER die. Really, I kid you not, look at what percentage of men die that are older than 100, it's less than 2%...Lol because not many men get up past 100. Just 2%

Discussion

90.	Solve : common pc maintenance?
Answer» I use to ask my mom if she keeps her browser cleaned out by DELETING temporary files and cookies...Her response was always, "Yah I always go in and delete my "cookies" and my "cake". At first I never thought MUCH of it. It was before I really started to learn about the Windows Operating System. Later when she used the word "cake", I realized she really meant cache. She was obviously pronouncing it incorrectly and I laughed pretty GOOD and brought it to her attention the last time she said it. When I first saw the word "cache" I thought it was pronounced as "cak" I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 26, 2009, 10:43:31 AM I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself. Guilty ... from Quebec roots....Irish roots.Your pronunciations are probably more correct, anyway.Officially its prounounced KASH K as in sky A as in bad SH as in shy I know. I was referring to how I USED to pronounce it. It's originally from the french word for "HIDING place". I know but nobody had yet said How to pronounce it. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 26, 2009, 10:43:31 AM I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself. lol how funnyI don't know why we even call it 'cache' -- say that to most computer users, and they have no idea what you mean. Did you clear your browser cache? At least if you talk about cookies and temporary internet files, you have a chance they'll understand.cache --- isn't that where the browser hides all those things.... ?In windows xp, browser cookies are actually stored in C:\documents and settings\user\cookies In Vista the cookies folder is a little bit more difficult to get to, you have to break the permissions on the folder if you want to access it...I pronounce it "cabbage"...a vegetable? How ODD LOL ok, on my mark, everyone clear your browser cabbage! ready, one, two, three...................Heh great story.

90.

Solve : common pc maintenance?

Answer»

I use to ask my mom if she keeps her browser cleaned out by DELETING temporary files and cookies...Her response was always, "Yah I always go in and delete my "cookies" and my "cake". At first I never thought MUCH of it. It was before I really started to learn about the Windows Operating System.

Later when she used the word "cake", I realized she really meant cache. She was obviously pronouncing it incorrectly and I laughed pretty GOOD and brought it to her attention the last time she said it.

When I first saw the word "cache" I thought it was pronounced as "cak"
I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 26, 2009, 10:43:31 AM

I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself.

Guilty ... from Quebec roots....Irish roots.Your pronunciations are probably more correct, anyway.Officially its prounounced KASH

K as in sky
A as in bad
SH as in shy
I know. I was referring to how I USED to pronounce it.

It's originally from the french word for "HIDING place". I know but nobody had yet said How to pronounce it. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 26, 2009, 10:43:31 AM

I used to pronounce it as Cash-ay, myself.

lol how funnyI don't know why we even call it 'cache' -- say that to most computer users, and they have no idea what you mean. Did you clear your browser cache?

At least if you talk about cookies and temporary internet files, you have a chance they'll understand.cache --- isn't that where the browser hides all those things.... ?In windows xp, browser cookies are actually stored in C:\documents and settings\user\cookies

In Vista the cookies folder is a little bit more difficult to get to, you have to break the permissions on the folder if you want to access it...I pronounce it "cabbage"...a vegetable? How ODD LOL ok, on my mark, everyone clear your browser cabbage!

ready, one, two, three...................Heh great story.

Discussion

91.	Solve : Filipino inmates in 'Thriller' video stage tribute?
Answer» In the news, but not really computer news (hence being in 'Off Topic'), the same group of Filipino inmates who performed "Thriller" 2 years ago got together again in an encore PERFORMANCE to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, who you all know passed away a few days ago. Before anyone goes knocking their performance, think about this: Why don't you try choreographing 1,500 inmates? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090627/ap_on_en_mu/as_michael_jackson_dancing_inmates Quote CEBU, Philippines – The Filipino inmates who shot to global fame with a YouTube video of their "Thriller" dance swayed and stomped again Saturday in a behind-bars tribute to their idol, Michael Jackson. After being told of Jackson's death Thursday in Los Angeles, the 1,500 inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center hit the exercise yard, practicing for nine hours Friday night — and into the wee hours of Saturday morning — for the show. They took breaks only to eat or when it rained, said professional choreographer Gwendolyn Lador, hired by the prison to teach the inmates the dance. "I felt sad because we lost our idol," said inmate Wenjiel Resane, who PLAYS the role of Jackson's girlfriend in the video. Crisanto Nieri, 38, was feeling a little extra stress. He danced Jackson's part in "Thriller." "Even as a kid, he was already my idol," said Nieri, who is serving seven years on drug charges. "I am happy that our video became famous, but I feel some pressure to perform well." A crowd of 700 Cebuanos and foreign tourists watched the performance from a second-floor corridor, swaying to the music and applauding as the inmates, dressed in orange prison T-shirts and sweat pants, stomped and clapped in unison in the hilltop prison, behind thick stone walls topped by electrified razor wire. Other numbers included "Ben," "I'll Be There" and "We Are the World." The inmates then held up a 5-by-10 foot (1.5-by-3 meter) tarpaulin showing Michael Jackson holding a sword with his name WRITTEN below it. Others waved the flags of the Philippines and other nations. Before the show, the performers dedicated a prayer to Jackson's family. "I was sad because one of the songs of Michael Jackson, `Thriller,' made us famous around the world," said Francis Mercader, 36, who has spent a year in detention while on trial for drug charges. Byron Garcia, the Cebu provincial security consultant who came up with the idea of adding synchronized dancing to poorly attended exercise sessions, said he was surprised by the popularity of the 2007 video — one of more than a dozen inmate dance numbers he has posted on YouTube. "Thriller" has attracted 24.3 million hits since it was posted two years ago, with nearly a million of them in the 24 hours since news of Jackson's death spread. The inmates "consider Michael Jackson as a god here," Garcia said. "If not for Michael Jackson, they would not have this international recognition." "The fame brought them back their self-esteem," he told reporters. "So that's why we have these public performances." Inmate Alfredo Gaballo, 52, says Jackson "inspired us, so we are all sad about his death." "The performance today has been amazing," said Karen Benrad, 29, from London. She and about two dozen foreign and local tourists later joined the inmates at the prison quadrangle, dancing to the tune of "Macarena" and "I just can't get enough." Kim Hua-sung, a 23-year-old South Korean student in Cebu who watched the inmates' performance, said he is also a Jackson fan. "I'm sad that I can't listen to more songs from him." In Taiwan, two top Michael Jackson impersonators donned fedora hats and sequined outfits Saturday, moonwalking to "Billie Jean" in their own tribute to the pop star. Thirty-year-old Wang Chih-wei told The Associated Press he secured a photo op with his idol during Jackson's WHIRLWIND tour in 1993 after winning an impersonation contest. "I didn't know much English so I could only tell him, 'I love you,'" Wang said. "He was very friendly. I melted when he put his hand on my shoulder for the photo." The original "Thriller" practice performance by the inmates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o The final "Thriller" performance: (audio isn't as good) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mv9Hv9MeXQ The tribute prepared and performed within 10 hours of the news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK25cfzdTTgI can't even choreograph myself. Nice to see...thanks! Quote Why don't you try choreographing 1,500 inmates? There's two reasons really. 1. I don't want to GO to jail. 2. I think they would call it a riot.

91.

Solve : Filipino inmates in 'Thriller' video stage tribute?

Answer»

In the news, but not really computer news (hence being in 'Off Topic'), the same group of Filipino inmates who performed "Thriller" 2 years ago got together again in an encore PERFORMANCE to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, who you all know passed away a few days ago. Before anyone goes knocking their performance, think about this: Why don't you try choreographing 1,500 inmates?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090627/ap_on_en_mu/as_michael_jackson_dancing_inmates
Quote

CEBU, Philippines – The Filipino inmates who shot to global fame with a YouTube video of their "Thriller" dance swayed and stomped again Saturday in a behind-bars tribute to their idol, Michael Jackson.

After being told of Jackson's death Thursday in Los Angeles, the 1,500 inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center hit the exercise yard, practicing for nine hours Friday night — and into the wee hours of Saturday morning — for the show. They took breaks only to eat or when it rained, said professional choreographer Gwendolyn Lador, hired by the prison to teach the inmates the dance.

"I felt sad because we lost our idol," said inmate Wenjiel Resane, who PLAYS the role of Jackson's girlfriend in the video.

Crisanto Nieri, 38, was feeling a little extra stress. He danced Jackson's part in "Thriller."

"Even as a kid, he was already my idol," said Nieri, who is serving seven years on drug charges. "I am happy that our video became famous, but I feel some pressure to perform well."

A crowd of 700 Cebuanos and foreign tourists watched the performance from a second-floor corridor, swaying to the music and applauding as the inmates, dressed in orange prison T-shirts and sweat pants, stomped and clapped in unison in the hilltop prison, behind thick stone walls topped by electrified razor wire.

Other numbers included "Ben," "I'll Be There" and "We Are the World." The inmates then held up a 5-by-10 foot (1.5-by-3 meter) tarpaulin showing Michael Jackson holding a sword with his name WRITTEN below it.

Others waved the flags of the Philippines and other nations.

Before the show, the performers dedicated a prayer to Jackson's family.

"I was sad because one of the songs of Michael Jackson, `Thriller,' made us famous around the world," said Francis Mercader, 36, who has spent a year in detention while on trial for drug charges.

Byron Garcia, the Cebu provincial security consultant who came up with the idea of adding synchronized dancing to poorly attended exercise sessions, said he was surprised by the popularity of the 2007 video — one of more than a dozen inmate dance numbers he has posted on YouTube.

"Thriller" has attracted 24.3 million hits since it was posted two years ago, with nearly a million of them in the 24 hours since news of Jackson's death spread.

The inmates "consider Michael Jackson as a god here," Garcia said. "If not for Michael Jackson, they would not have this international recognition."

"The fame brought them back their self-esteem," he told reporters. "So that's why we have these public performances."

Inmate Alfredo Gaballo, 52, says Jackson "inspired us, so we are all sad about his death."

"The performance today has been amazing," said Karen Benrad, 29, from London. She and about two dozen foreign and local tourists later joined the inmates at the prison quadrangle, dancing to the tune of "Macarena" and "I just can't get enough."

Kim Hua-sung, a 23-year-old South Korean student in Cebu who watched the inmates' performance, said he is also a Jackson fan. "I'm sad that I can't listen to more songs from him."

In Taiwan, two top Michael Jackson impersonators donned fedora hats and sequined outfits Saturday, moonwalking to "Billie Jean" in their own tribute to the pop star.

Thirty-year-old Wang Chih-wei told The Associated Press he secured a photo op with his idol during Jackson's WHIRLWIND tour in 1993 after winning an impersonation contest.

"I didn't know much English so I could only tell him, 'I love you,'" Wang said. "He was very friendly. I melted when he put his hand on my shoulder for the photo."

The original "Thriller" practice performance by the inmates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

The final "Thriller" performance: (audio isn't as good)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mv9Hv9MeXQ

The tribute prepared and performed within 10 hours of the news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK25cfzdTTgI can't even choreograph myself.

Nice to see...thanks! Quote

Why don't you try choreographing 1,500 inmates?

There's two reasons really.

1. I don't want to GO to jail.
2. I think they would call it a riot.

Discussion

92.	Solve : Well it's up to you?
Answer» Try this a friend just gave me this info but I'm not to sure. 1. If you lock yourself out out of your car, and the key's are in your car. You have a spare SET at home, call someone mobile to mobile who can get your spare set of key's. Hold your mobile 12inc from your car door and get your friend to press the unlock button into there mobile even if your 500 miles away, your phone will transmit the signal and opens your car. 2. (May be only in England this one) If you are ever forced to remove money from a cash machine by a robber. Type in your pin backwards which immediately calls the police secretly to your exact location. Let me know if this can be done No. 1. The first one won't work, because the device works by Remote- not by sound. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise- or for that matter, use their own unlocker tool to unlock any car. 2. That just doesn't make any SENSE. May as well, have it say, "insert the first prime number after the square root of your pin number". completely arbitrary. additionally you have only one PIN number- if you put it in backwards, that means you have two (the backwards one as well as your standard forward one). And lastly- the bank would outline this as a security feature if it existed. Why implement a feature and never tell anybody? Definitely a wasted EFFORT. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 27, 2009, 02:49:50 PM No. 1. The first one won't work, because the device works by Remote- not by sound. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise- or for that matter, use their own unlocker tool to unlock any car. Yeah I get that. But Most of these remotes communicate to their respective devices via infrared (IR) signals and a few via radio signals. 2. That just doesn't make any sense. May as well, have it say, "insert the first prime number after the square root of your pin number". completely arbitrary. additionally you have only one PIN number- if you put it in backwards, that means you have two (the backwards one as well as your standard forward one). And lastly- the bank would outline this as a security feature if it existed. Why implement a feature and never tell anybody? Definitely a wasted effort. So how many variables are there in every 'card number' in the world followed by every 'PIN' number in the world reversed against the COMMON variable. I think about the same number of probabilities out there today.Sorry I forgot to break up the quote I just tested this...i inserted my PIN # backwards and 50 feet away my car door unlocked... Quote from: patio on June 27, 2009, 04:21:55 PM I just tested this...i inserted my PIN # backwards and 50 feet away my car door unlocked... That's funny.But not that funny.I never try to be that funny... A man's gotta know his limitations...Certainly and I have spent thirty years working out my limitations. And I get them.I've got limitations too, be careful, it's contagious... rotflmao. Patio's reply is not only clever but hilarious! I know JOKE writers that wrote for the old laugh in show and J. Leno who couldn't have done better.Try this. With your car keys, stand out of range of the car. Now point the remote to your temple/head and press Unlock. You will find that the range of your remote has almost doubled.I know one like that... Put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it counter clockwise. It makes your bum fall off.... Quote from: Quantos on June 27, 2009, 11:38:31 PM I know one like that... Put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it counter clockwise. It makes your bum fall off.... The only difference between our tricks is mine actually works. LOL Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 27, 2009, 02:49:50 PM 1. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise Yes, I can just see the thief now. Down on his knees, mouth to the keyhole, saying "beep...... BEEP...."

92.

Solve : Well it's up to you?

Answer»

Try this a friend just gave me this info but I'm not to sure.

1. If you lock yourself out out of your car, and the key's are in your car. You have a spare SET at home, call someone mobile to mobile who can get your spare set of key's. Hold your mobile 12inc from your car door and get your friend to press the unlock button into there mobile even if your 500 miles away, your phone will transmit the signal and opens your car.

2. (May be only in England this one) If you are ever forced to remove money from a cash machine by a robber. Type in your pin backwards which immediately calls the police secretly to your exact location.

Let me know if this can be done

No.

1. The first one won't work, because the device works by Remote- not by sound. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise- or for that matter, use their own unlocker tool to unlock any car.

2. That just doesn't make any SENSE. May as well, have it say, "insert the first prime number after the square root of your pin number". completely arbitrary. additionally you have only one PIN number- if you put it in backwards, that means you have two (the backwards one as well as your standard forward one). And lastly- the bank would outline this as a security feature if it existed. Why implement a feature and never tell anybody? Definitely a wasted EFFORT. Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 27, 2009, 02:49:50 PM

No.

1. The first one won't work, because the device works by Remote- not by sound. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise- or for that matter, use their own unlocker tool to unlock any car.

Yeah I get that. But Most of these remotes communicate to their respective devices via infrared (IR) signals and a few via radio signals.

2. That just doesn't make any sense. May as well, have it say, "insert the first prime number after the square root of your pin number". completely arbitrary. additionally you have only one PIN number- if you put it in backwards, that means you have two (the backwards one as well as your standard forward one). And lastly- the bank would outline this as a security feature if it existed. Why implement a feature and never tell anybody? Definitely a wasted effort.

So how many variables are there in every 'card number' in the world followed by every 'PIN' number in the world reversed against the COMMON variable. I think about the same number of probabilities out there today.Sorry I forgot to break up the quote I just tested this...i inserted my PIN # backwards and 50 feet away my car door unlocked... Quote from: patio on June 27, 2009, 04:21:55 PM

I just tested this...i inserted my PIN # backwards and 50 feet away my car door unlocked...

That's funny.But not that funny.I never try to be that funny...

A man's gotta know his limitations...Certainly and I have spent thirty years working out my limitations. And I get them.I've got limitations too, be careful, it's contagious...
rotflmao.

Patio's reply is not only clever but hilarious! I know JOKE writers that wrote for the old laugh in show and J. Leno who couldn't have done better.Try this.

With your car keys, stand out of range of the car. Now point the remote to your temple/head and press Unlock.
You will find that the range of your remote has almost doubled.I know one like that...

Put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it counter clockwise.
It makes your bum fall off.... Quote from: Quantos on June 27, 2009, 11:38:31 PM

I know one like that...

Put a screw driver in your belly button and turn it counter clockwise.
It makes your bum fall off....

The only difference between our tricks is mine actually works. LOL Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 27, 2009, 02:49:50 PM

1. Otherwise a thief could just simulate the beeping noise

Yes, I can just see the thief now. Down on his knees, mouth to the keyhole, saying "beep...... BEEP...."

Discussion

93.	Solve : New big hard disk drive?
Answer» If anyone knows more details about this picture, definately post it. NICE picture of TECHNICIAN working on large hard DISK drive. http://cache.gizmodo.com/archives/images/new_hard_drive.jpg

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94.	Solve : Beware of falling power supplies?
Answer» Alright, so, yesterday, there I was, on my laptop, went to shift because the thing was roasting my legs. When I did, I accidentally bumped it off my lap, it fell, hit the floor,. The laptop was perfectly fine until a 230W AOpen power SUPPLY fell out of my TV stand above it and smashed the life out of my poor laptop's LCD panel. So, yeah, just a heads up, watch out for falling power supplies, there lethal. Here's a webcam photo of the damage, not the greatest quality, but you get the, uh, picture. (No pun intended) The good news of this is that my warranty is still good for roughly two years, so dell is sending a box (coffin) so I can ship the laptop off to who knows where and have it fixed. Maybe they'll screw up and throw in a LCD that actually supports a refresh rate higher than 60Hz, man that flicker kills my eyes. Thankfully, the outer coating was not ruptured, so its not going to leak the liquid goo out everywhere. Back in like, the tenth grade, I saw this freshman's school issue dell latitude D620 get its screen busted while squished down in her book bag. Oh man, the liquid crap oozed everywhere, ruined books, the laptop, and even the book bag its self. I'm pretty sure that stuff is quite poisonous too.mmmm.... liquid crap.... if it was somebody elses laptop, that would have been funny. Falls to the ground. OMG! Oh, phew, it's fine. look up to see power supply teetering. "OMG! NOOOOO" slow motion of power supply falling. hits laptop "hmm, I probably should have tried to grab it in mid-air..." Quote ... for falling power supplies ...are COVERED in your warranty? Check again, maybe it says failing power supply.That sucks!! ROFL geekyou making fun of people again? What do you mean? It was just funny how geek said are you shure the warrenty didnt say failing power supplys instead of falling ones-- I said nothing -- Ya DONT get all ''sugared up'' like ivyOkay, now I'm staying out of this. Quote from: squall_01 on February 18, 2009, 02:01:59 PM you making fun of people again? censored SQUALL... Irony, now there's a funny thing! Quote from: kpac on February 18, 2009, 02:15:49 PM -- I said nothing -- yes you did Yes, but you're the only one who knows that........... Say something and I'll break your leg!I was joking that time. But for that one smart remark I am mad. Quote from: squall_01 on February 19, 2009, 10:13:20 AM I was joking that time. But for that one smart remark I am mad. Which one?

94.

Solve : Beware of falling power supplies?

Answer»

Alright, so, yesterday, there I was, on my laptop, went to shift because the thing was roasting my legs. When I did, I accidentally bumped it off my lap, it fell, hit the floor,. The laptop was perfectly fine until a 230W AOpen power SUPPLY fell out of my TV stand above it and smashed the life out of my poor laptop's LCD panel. So, yeah, just a heads up, watch out for falling power supplies, there lethal. Here's a webcam photo of the damage, not the greatest quality, but you get the, uh, picture. (No pun intended)

The good news of this is that my warranty is still good for roughly two years, so dell is sending a box (coffin) so I can ship the laptop off to who knows where and have it fixed. Maybe they'll screw up and throw in a LCD that actually supports a refresh rate higher than 60Hz, man that flicker kills my eyes. Thankfully, the outer coating was not ruptured, so its not going to leak the liquid goo out everywhere. Back in like, the tenth grade, I saw this freshman's school issue dell latitude D620 get its screen busted while squished down in her book bag. Oh man, the liquid crap oozed everywhere, ruined books, the laptop, and even the book bag its self. I'm pretty sure that stuff is quite poisonous too.mmmm....

liquid crap....

if it was somebody elses laptop, that would have been funny.

Falls to the ground. OMG! Oh, phew, it's fine.

look up to see power supply teetering.

"OMG! NOOOOO"

*slow motion of power supply falling.*

*hits laptop*

"hmm, I probably should have tried to grab it in mid-air..."

Quote

... for falling power supplies

...are COVERED in your warranty?

Check again, maybe it says failing power supply.That sucks!! ROFL geekyou making fun of people again? What do you mean? It was just funny how geek said are you shure the warrenty didnt say failing power supplys instead of falling ones-- I said nothing -- Ya DONT get all ''sugared up'' like ivyOkay, now I'm staying out of this. Quote from: squall_01 on February 18, 2009, 02:01:59 PM

you making fun of people again?

*censored* SQUALL...
Irony, now there's a funny thing! Quote from: kpac on February 18, 2009, 02:15:49 PM

-- I said nothing --

yes you did Yes, but you're the only one who knows that...........

Say something and I'll break your leg!I was joking that time. But for that one smart remark I am mad. Quote from: squall_01 on February 19, 2009, 10:13:20 AM

I was joking that time. But for that one smart remark I am mad.

Which one?

Discussion

95.	Solve : Michael Jackson Dies in LA?
Answer» Michael Jackson PASSED away from cardiac arrest in his LA home this afternoon (USA) all major NEWS channels are reporting. No matter how you see him this is a shocking and sad event. RIPyes, so is farrah fawcet and ed mc mahon, he was dead on ARRIVAL at UCLA hospital Major bummer...my mom really felt sorry for his childhood, or lack thereof due to the jackson 5. It truly is a sad day today...Wow type how in google and look what comes upType in "how"?ya how did michael jackson die is the # one thing there!I'll say the same thing I said in the other POST, good riddance, if or if not he did the things accused, I don't really care. Celebrities are one of the reasons I don't watch TV, can't stand the news blabbering about them. I don't see anyone having mass MOURNING's over most people, so they can just shut up about the famous ones they never really knew.

Discussion

96.	Solve : US beats Spain 2:0 in Confederation Cup?
Answer» They pulled quiet a stunt. They barely made it out of their group, and today they beat Spain, which was unbeaten in 35 straight international games (matching FIFA record set by BRAZIL in '90s). Nice job I was watching about 33 minutes into it and Spain was up 1=0... But their defense was superb. I didn't expect this final. Thanx for spoiling it....What do you mean, Spain was up 1:0? Did you mean down? I'm sorry for spoiling it, but it was done before to me (Barca vs ManU)It's just football... Wanna be banned? 10= 9= 8= 7=..... Broni i must have seen it wrong....Need this? P E Z O L F T C DTry now.... Quote Wanna be banned? Grin I'm surprised I'm not, already... 6=5=4=3=........."Made in the USA" That's the old JOKE... Quote 6=5=4=3=......... I SAID, read the LETTERS, not numbers He's doing the best he can... Holy smoke, something wrong with patio...

96.

Solve : US beats Spain 2:0 in Confederation Cup?

Answer»

They pulled quiet a stunt.
They barely made it out of their group, and today they beat Spain, which was unbeaten in 35 straight international games (matching FIFA record set by BRAZIL in '90s).
Nice job I was watching about 33 minutes into it and Spain was up 1=0...
But their defense was superb.
I didn't expect this final.

Thanx for spoiling it....What do you mean, Spain was up 1:0? Did you mean down?
I'm sorry for spoiling it, but it was done before to me (Barca vs ManU)It's just football... Wanna be banned? 10= 9= 8= 7=.....
Broni i must have seen it wrong....Need this?

P E Z O L F T C DTry now....

Quote

Wanna be banned? Grin

I'm surprised I'm not, already... 6=5=4=3=........."Made in the USA"

That's the old JOKE... Quote

6=5=4=3=.........

I SAID, read the LETTERS, not numbers He's doing the best he can... Holy smoke, something wrong with patio...

Discussion

97.	Solve : Green Garden Grass Snakes can be dangerous?
Answer» You Always Thought Green Snakes Were OK? I RECEIVED an EMAIL version of this and thought I'd SHARE the web version with you.That's a CLASSIC! Thanks!Heh, very funny.LOL, that was bloody hillarious.

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98.	Solve : This is cool - Babyglow to Detect Fever in Baby?
Answer» http://www.mydigitallife.info/2009/06/19/babyglow-to-detect-fever-in-baby/ First time parents are naturally more anxious and worried about their baby as they do not have the EXPERIENCE of having brought up a child previously. It is particularly worrying when a child gets SICK as a fever, for instance, could lead to brain damage if not detected and the temperature brought down. The indispensable household thermometer aside, Chris Ebejer has come up with a line of baby clothing that changes color according to a baby’s body temperature. This should reassure parents who want to keep a watchful eye on the FEVERISH baby but FEAR that they may not do enough due to exhaustion or lapse of attention. Babyglow clothing comes in blue, pink, and pastel green COLORS. The original color will turn white whenever the baby’s temperature rises past 37 degrees Celsius. Ebejer spent £700,000 to research and develop the revolutionary pigments which have been embedded into the fabric of Babyglow. Though Ebejer claims that the clothing could save lives, first time parents should consider it as an additional or supplementary tool in monitoring their child’s temperature rather than the main device. Admin edit: Removed link to image since site is no longer allowing outside pages to show image.they did that thing with cars too...it changes colour depending in temperature...the front end is almost always the hotter colour though because of the engine.I think this is a more practical application of the car idea.Car idea is designed only for hot guys like myself Quote they did that thing with cars too...it changes colour depending in temperature Now you know when your car's running a fever... Quote Car idea is designed only for hot guys like myself Grin You must replace tires regularly, what with all the meltdowns... Extremely smart idea.

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Solve : This is cool - Babyglow to Detect Fever in Baby?

Answer» http://www.mydigitallife.info/2009/06/19/babyglow-to-detect-fever-in-baby/

First time parents are naturally more anxious and worried about their baby as they do not have the EXPERIENCE of having brought up a child previously. It is particularly worrying when a child gets SICK as a fever, for instance, could lead to brain damage if not detected and the temperature brought down. The indispensable household thermometer aside, Chris Ebejer has come up with a line of baby clothing that changes color according to a baby’s body temperature. This should reassure parents who want to keep a watchful eye on the FEVERISH baby but FEAR that they may not do enough due to exhaustion or lapse of attention.

Babyglow clothing comes in blue, pink, and pastel green COLORS. The original color will turn white whenever the baby’s temperature rises past 37 degrees Celsius. Ebejer spent £700,000 to research and develop the revolutionary pigments which have been embedded into the fabric of Babyglow. Though Ebejer claims that the clothing could save lives, first time parents should consider it as an additional or supplementary tool in monitoring their child’s temperature rather than the main device.

Admin edit: Removed link to image since site is no longer allowing outside pages to show image.they did that thing with cars too...it changes colour depending in temperature...the front end is almost always the hotter colour though because of the engine.I think this is a more practical application of the car idea.Car idea is designed only for hot guys like myself Quote

they did that thing with cars too...it changes colour depending in temperature

Now you know when your car's running a fever...
Quote

Car idea is designed only for hot guys like myself Grin

You must replace tires regularly, what with all the meltdowns...

Extremely smart idea.

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99.	Solve : Happy birthday JJ 3000!!!?
Answer» Happy birthday! [/img]Happy Birthday .........make it a most excellent one Happy Birthday JJ Thanks GUYS. Thanks for the QUOTE from: computeruler on June 11, 2009, 08:58:22 AM [/img] Computeruler. It was awesome! My birthday is tomorrow and I'm going to spend it outdoors. Through my twenties I WOULD take off in the spring and hike different parts of the Appalachian trail. This year I have to stay near home. I now, have a house payment to worry about. I wish I COULD afford to take off for about a week and leave civilization behind but... Anyway, I feel old. I'm going to be 31 tomorrow. Have a Great One ! ! And Many More....I knew I PUT a picture there! Happy birthday.

99.

Solve : Happy birthday JJ 3000!!!?

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Happy birthday!
[/img]Happy Birthday .........make it a most excellent one Happy Birthday JJ Thanks GUYS.
Thanks for the QUOTE from: computeruler on June 11, 2009, 08:58:22 AM

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Computeruler. It was awesome!

My birthday is tomorrow and I'm going to spend it outdoors. Through my twenties I WOULD take off in the spring and hike different parts of the Appalachian trail. This year I have to stay near home. I now, have a house payment to worry about. I wish I COULD afford to take off for about a week and leave civilization behind but...

Anyway, I feel old. I'm going to be 31 tomorrow.

Have a Great One ! !

And Many More....I knew I PUT a picture there! Happy birthday.

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100.	Solve : Animator vs. Animation?
Answer» Been posted before but here is the LATEST one... Clicky Enjoy !Heh, when I saw the title, I was GOING to post, "Hey I posted this before." They are great videos though.that was great never seen it before Heh, very nice! http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=clicky&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8&rd=r1 a little game if you feel bored Quote from: harry 48 on June 22, 2009, 05:13:11 PM http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=clicky&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8&rd=r1 a little game if you feel bored What's the game just looks like a Yahoo! search result page for clicky to me.A simple classic SORRY my mistake TRY this , i got to 14.2 sec's http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

100.

Solve : Animator vs. Animation?

Answer»

Been posted before but here is the LATEST one...

Clicky

Enjoy !Heh, when I saw the title, I was GOING to post, "Hey I posted this before."

They are great videos though.that was great never seen it before Heh, very nice! http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=clicky&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8&rd=r1

a little game if you feel bored Quote from: harry 48 on June 22, 2009, 05:13:11 PM

http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=clicky&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8&rd=r1

a little game if you feel bored

What's the game just looks like a Yahoo! search result page for clicky to me.A simple classic SORRY my mistake TRY this , i got to 14.2 sec's

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

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