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151.

Solve : Connectors?

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I'm not sure what these are any one?  http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk403/squall_131/DSC00832.jpg  Not the one where it plugs into the wall from the female to male an so but the male on the back of the psu. 

http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk403/squall_131/DSC00837.jpg
Does this connect to a floppy MOLEX?  Thought I could use it again not sure.Honestly, not too sure about the first picture. Maybe someone can update me about what it's used for since I've never used that. I have PSU's with two plugs like that but never had to use it. Assuming it's something to do with multiple power sources and/or PSU's?

The second picture is a floppy molex also often used for other things such as tape drives and/or card readers, etc.I thought as much but it SEEMS like I will have to figure how to connect the two on my own.the second connector on the PSU was used ages AGO with old COMPUTERS- you could plug the monitor directly into the computers power supply for AC instead of consuming an additional wall outlet.

Why it would be on anything more modern then a 286 is beyond me, but thems the chips.okay???  Well that explains alot an is some what useful the thing is, its an atx an I need the connector it had.you mean for plugging in the monitor via the power supply? Not sure where you could get one, really- I have one, but where I got it is a mystery. Wether it'll work with newer monitors, I couldn't say.Also interesting, but I ment for the board it has the old an new style atx connectors an such, wanted to save money pulled it from another system.so it has both the P8 and P9 AT motherboard power connectors AND the 10x2 or 12x2 ATX connections?

found some interesting info regarding power supply specs and connectors here:

http://www.brainbell.com/tutors/A+/Hardware/Power_Supply_Connectors.htmI think so, cant really look at it at the momentDoes any one now how to connect these?connect which?It to the floppy molexI give up.....how do you do it ? ?connect WHAT to the floppy molex?thad why i'm asking

152.

Solve : Economy crisis? Not in Washington...?

Answer» http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=6142019&page=1

Justice Department Workers Visit Luxury Resorts
Federal Agency Hosts Conferences Costing TAXPAYERS Millions

Should federal workers learn how to work with Congress while in Washington?

While many think the answer is yes, the Federal Bureau of Prisons seems to disagree. According to a new federal report, the Department of Justice agency sent 15 employees to a Hilton village beach resort in Hawaii for a congressional seminar on how to lobby the government effectively, on the taxpayer's tab, totaling $33,500.

"When you're in Washington, it would seem to me that you could have a seminar here on how to effectively lobby the federal government rather than shoot them four or five thousand miles away," said Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., who spearheaded the congressional report.

The report, which was released early exclusively to ABC News, identifies thousands of Department of Justice employees who have enjoyed food, drink and fancy resorts on the government's time and the taxpayer's dollar.

According to the report's findings, the Justice Department sponsored a conference on gangs nowhere near an inner city, but at the exclusive Palm Springs La Quinta resort, famous for its golf courses and "death by chocolate" BODY massages. The costs totaled more than $250,000.

With the country in economic woes and the government in the midst of managing a $700 billion rescue plan funded by taxpayer dollars to STABILIZE the economy, Coburn says he found these trips extravagant.

"We are in a time it this country when we can't afford excess, or double billing by workers who double dip," Coburn said.

At a conference in Denver, 40 of nearly 100 Justice Department workers that were checked got reimbursed for meals, even though food was provided at the conference.

Coburn's report claims that in 2006, a quarter of the Justice Department's WORKFORCE went to conferences, which the senator describes as a "pattern of poor management."

"We've found over the last seven years, $10 billion in pure waste," Coburn said. "We ought to be prudent with taxpayer money."

Coburn ALSO acknowledged that it is Congress' responsibility to keep the federal agency in check.

"How does Congress let the Department of Justice mismanage $10 billion over the last six or seven years?" Coburn asked of his colleagues' and his own negligence on the matter.

The Justice Department calls some of this report old information and told ABC News that conferences serve a legitimate purpose.

"The Department of Justice is committed to ensuring that policies and procedures regarding conferences are clear and consistent and that spending is appropriate," they said in a statement to ABC News. "The Department has taken significant measures to ensure we have adequate oversight and control in this area." Washington as in, the ACTUAL Washington state? (Yes! There is a Washington without D.C. Written after it! YOU FAIL! FAIL!)
Or D.C.? (District of Clumsiness) From the article:
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"When you're in Washington, it would seem to me that you could have a seminar here on how to effectively lobby the federal government rather than shoot them four or five thousand miles away," said Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., who spearheaded the congressional report.

That leads me to believe Washington D.C. The 'Good Old Boy Syndrome' at work. What a bunch of sorry
people. Just to think I felt guilty about my Veterans disability
check,not anymore.

Good find 'B'....
153.

Solve : eBay feedback prankster.?

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This guy is great.

tryork5ifp Feedback Profile

A few examples.

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A+ But the kleenex you used in the packing was used; Just glad it was'nt TP!~

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The Human head was pefectly preserved and a slice of lemon added for freshness!

Hehehe
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   YES,The pet seal is very cute, lives in my FRIDGE, but keeps eating all velvee
LOOOOOOOOL

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I've buried her up to her neck and STARTED the lawnmower. Will send video ASAP!

Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Jul-19-05 14:27):
VIDEO on the WAY! HILARIOUS! PS-how do you get BLOOD splatter out of clothing?
Hahah:
Well-sealed jar; a GREAT addition to my collection of celebrity liposuction fat.

Lots of "This comment has been removed by eBay. Learn more."

"A+SELLER—if I could grind him to a fine powder—I'd snort him—yep he's THAT GOOD!"

"Positive feedback rating   This comment has been removed by eBay. Learn more.   Seller:
custommoonlight ( 53 [Feedback score is 50 to 99] )
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      Reply by custommoonlight (Apr-03-08 14:14):
      But how did you explain the pipe being THERE??
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            Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Sep-27-08 09:49):
            pipe?.......that wasn't a PIPE!"
Funny not knowing the whole thing..
154.

Solve : Free Time?

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This guy certainly found an interesting Hobby...

See Here...

The vid clips are worth seeing.service unavailible Quote from: !*~.:Pink Floyd:.~*! on November 03, 2008, 09:56:10 AM

service unavailible

Loads for me FINE...
Are you at the Library ? ?I got the same issue EARLIER too, but just tried again and works fine. Assuming he was just getting more visits then he could handle at the time. Page has a ton of images too so sure it wouldn't take many users visiting this page to cause issues with accessibility.But you didn't say what you thought ? ?

                    Quote from: patio on November 03, 2008, 02:46:50 PM
Quote from: !*~.:Pink Floyd:.~*! on November 03, 2008, 09:56:10 AM
service unavailible

Loads for me fine...
Are you at the Library ? ?

lol NOPE im still getting service unavailible Quote from: patio on November 03, 2008, 04:18:38 PM
But you didn't say what you thought ? ?

                   

That is nice patio. WOW!!!  What would the ferrit power of this
beast be?

I retire September 2013 sooooo, I may ENJOY a new idea then.

Really good find.I am gonna save a link to this one.WOW thats pretty kool!!!!!!!!!!AMAZING.
155.

Solve : Google gives us yet another creative logo, this one Halloween, of course?

Answer» GOOGLE keeps generating delightful ARTISTIC variations of their logo on holidays and other SPECIAL events. VISIT www.google.com today to see the latest rendition of their logo for Halloween. That is a far stretch from the usual custom logos. I like the old ones better.

This one most.

google halloween logosCool! I didn't know all those logos were out there.   For some reason they don't always show up on the google home page but they usually have multiple new ones each year.

More Google: Holiday LogosRemember when it was Googe?

A joke...

Wow, nice site, Evil.                             http://www.monstercrawler.com/


                                 

                                         Monster Crawler

                 Search The Web's Top ENGINES With Just One Click!



It must be that darned mechanical spider..  He's cute as a button.
156.

Solve : Check this out!!?

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Maybe this should go in the Self built computers club, but i think its wicked

http://home.hawaii.rr.com/chowfamily/lego/it looks like some kinda space command centerback so soon pf? anyways looks kool!!!!!!! too bad the motherboard is crappy Quote from: computeruler on October 28, 2008, 06:41:25 PM
back so soon pf? anyways looks kool!!!!!!! too bad the motherboard is crappy
So soon I was gone for 5 minutes I didnt think it was to long

I MADE a turkey samwich.you were gone for a COUPLE daysI believe computeruler is referring to your account deletion and revival....Some of the Best Homebuilts Ever...Some of the Best Homebuilts Ever...DOUBLE POST! LOL i was genna say thatnu uh Quote from: computeruler on October 29, 2008, 03:39:59 PM
i was genna say that

How CONVENIENT... Quote from: kpac on October 29, 2008, 02:57:05 PM
DOUBLE POST! LOL

he had to get his point across  More SMF errors than i care to mention...
Theres more here http://www.gobossy.com/computer-cases/
157.

Solve : Halloween Is Coming?

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Look what I found  -------->ClickHereI'll dress up as me....that scares everyone, maybe i should join other forums on Halloween , they'd be o SCARED that Ivy is coming!!Hmmmm.....How much is a BigBird costume?the GOOSE is GETTING fatloL! you should BUY it!

158.

Solve : New forum rule?

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New forum rule that applies to the off-topic section has been added to the forum rules as shown below.

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Religion and politics

Posts can be made in the off-topic section only about religion and politics as long as they're purely informative and contain no bias. This same rule applies to signatures and private messages.

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This was done to help prevent any type of unnecessary augments or other hurt feelings. Posts that do not FOLLOW this new rule will be deleted.

That will help, thanks for the new rule Admin!Too bad this was necessary. At least things will settle down a bit now. Thanks Nathan!IT lies in wait Quote from: Emiel on OCTOBER 16, 2008, 05:04:03 AM

Too bad this was necessary. At least things will settle down a bit now. Thanks Nathan!
Quote from: annnon on October 16, 2008, 06:20:38 AM
IT lies in wait

Emiel, you SPOKE to soon, when you speak of the devil..........What happened to Banning, Nathan?

Also, I don't want to MAKE this thread another argument or anything, but Annon, you don't look serious about coming back to the forum.Well, I can't say I like it, but I do realize it is necessary. Quote from: typhoeus on October 17, 2008, 05:19:29 PM
Well, I can't say I like it, but I do realize it is necessary.
Unfortunately, I would have to agree. Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 17, 2008, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: typhoeus on October 17, 2008, 05:19:29 PM
Well, I can't say I like it, but I do realize it is necessary.
Unfortunately, I would have to agree.


Did you guys not like the new rule?I meant, unfortunately, I think it's also necessary.
Bring on the Trumpets
Quote from: reddevilggg on October 18, 2008, 04:51:05 AM

Bring on the Trumpets

Exactly!
(This is the Off Topic forum)
Bring on the Trumpets!!Bring on the trumpets!!!!!!!!!stepmurt eht no gnirB
159.

Solve : Welcome Back, WillyW...?

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There have been a few asking about you...

Welcome back...

I told them it was because you were running Windows 98...


SteveHello there Willy my man. GOOD to SEE you back friend... Good to have you back Willy...Did he ever leave in the first place.........he's ALWAYS here What the heck happened to you, and why are you not in this THREAD, yet?Aliens don't seem too EAGER to let him go...

160.

Solve : Bucky Paper?

Answer» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkijxr4z_mY&feature=user

Muwahahaha! haha we learnt about carbon nanotubes in our materials lectures.... that stuff is AWESOME!

FBMy long LOST cousin!So you guys were watchin this while I was trippin over Chairs!! Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 19, 2008, 07:19:07 AM
My long lost cousin!

  Quote from: Ivy on October 19, 2008, 07:24:52 AM
So you guys were watchin this while I was trippin over Chairs!!

TELL me about the chairs........ ACTUALLY We were playing a tripping game and I was busy tripping while they seemed to be multitasking , i.e. watching your Bucky Paper video.How do you make a video about Buckypaper (which is derived from a carbon structure material named buckminsterfullerene) and not mention that it's named for  Richard Buckminster Fuller, one of the greatest inventor/author/ philosophers of the twentieth century??     Fuller invented the geodesic dome, AMONG other concepts.Thanks for the clarification Aegis, I was about to assume it was named after Buck Rogers since it's so futuristic The more weight placed on top of a geodesic dome the stronger the structure becomes...
Another little known tidbit i learned about way too many years ago
R. Buckminster Fuller was a pioneer indeed...in more ways than one.BC -- Buck Rogers was a darned fine guess!

I did not know that tidbit, Patio -- yet another example of how you are smart and I am s m r t (as Homer Simpson WOULD spell it!)
161.

Solve : 000 TEXT!?

Answer» http://text.jodi.org/

Weird, huh? 0_o What is that? It looks like some epic DOS crash or something, lol.Looks like the OUTPUT of my very first PC program.

 Awwww I found this before you  guysI like it.i dont get the purpose of it.Who the heck took a screenshot of my computer?

http://text.jodi.org/308.html

EDIT -- Is it some sort of message? I thought I saw it say HEEY or something like that... Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on October 19, 2008, 02:34:17 PM
Awwww I found this before you  guys

I know.

this is... interesting....Those CHARACTERS aren't in the OEM character set...


Maybe- a commodore 64? TRS-80? Definitely not MS-DOS.Nice catch BC ! !...i believe it's the former. Quote from: patio on October 22, 2008, 05:43:31 PM
Nice catch BC ! !...i believe it's the former.

whats that patio?
162.

Solve : ACORN In American Politics?

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Scarey crap folks.Wish Obama COULD win fair,if he wins. Acorn is funded by the US Government....The democrats say they want a fair election.

See the below 2 links.......PeckerWood is bowing his dumb little head in
shame. Shame on our government..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Ep1tkNOUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=625jUE78zjE&feature=related

EDIT: link 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Hvd3WsHKQ

Ok so its 2am in the morning and im still sat in my computer chair , listening to the news , now 99.9% of the news is on American politics at that time . Ive been following this race for the white house for a few weeks , seen these two at each others throats .

But without breaching any rules on here , i just want to say this now , the Usa will never ever ever allow a African American to become there president , ever!

Im pretty sure this is it : http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0d6MChQnY

Im not going to bombard you all with my own conspiracy theory's , but its fact. I Cant begin to imagine how much rubbish obama has been putting up with from America , the man is trying to BRING change to the country , and i can see that , when he had his speech he didn't give us a sob story like mccain. He gave us the real him , and to be completely honest ive never seen that in a speech as important as that .

But lets see what happens ^^ . 

I believe obama could bring great change to the usa =)

Peace

Quote from: street1 on October 12, 2008, 07:24:05 AM

Acorn is funded by the US Government....
It is?  What PROOF do you have of that?Obama is a flipping cancer on the face of society, THINGS that he want to do would bring this country *censored* close to being a communist country. He wants to do stuff like fine anyone who doesn't have medical insurance, and many many other things that, when I think about them, ring one word in my mind; Communism.We are no longer a democratic society...

We are communist.
Government has total CONTROL over people, and can arrest us for whatever reason they want, heck, they dont need a reason.
The government stimulates the economy by pushing money into it... theres another step in.
The government controls our media.
The government hides official documents from us and keeps its own secrets.
The people no longer influence the governments decisions.

Welcome to communism.
We're no longer just sticking our feet in the water, we've gone to the bottom of the lake, and were not getting out any time soon, least, not alive. Quote from: soybean on October 12, 2008, 10:38:52 AM
Quote from: street1 on October 12, 2008, 07:24:05 AM
Acorn is funded by the US Government....
It is?  What proof do you have of that?

http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=37232

In the recently passed bailout 700B originally 20% would go to ACORN. That was cut down to 4% which is 4% too much.
Quote from: Zylstra on October 12, 2008, 05:31:33 PM
We are no longer a democratic society...

We are communist.
Government has total control over people, and can arrest us for whatever reason they want, heck, they dont need a reason.
The government stimulates the economy by pushing money into it... theres another step in.
The government controls our media.
The government hides official documents from us and keeps its own secrets.
The people no longer influence the governments decisions.

Indeed.  But you forgot one of the biggest causes of my anger towards the US government: Eminent domain.  Unless you were considering that when you said "Government has total control over people."  And anyone remember the confiscation of legally owned guns in New Orleans?  'Nuff said right there.`` Quote from: T-Rex on October 12, 2008, 09:45:07 AM
the man is trying to bring change to the country , and i can see that , when he had his speech he didn't give us a sob story like mccain. He gave us the real him , and to be completely honest ive never seen that in a speech as important as that .

Do you really think any candidate is NOT coached

Oh yea, he is the only politician that has ever told only the truth right?

Check this out...

http://www.bpmdeejays.com/upload/hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3

Quote from: evilfantasy on October 20, 2008, 04:19:41 PM
`` Quote from: T-Rex on October 12, 2008, 09:45:07 AM
the man is trying to bring change to the country , and i can see that , when he had his speech he didn't give us a sob story like mccain. He gave us the real him , and to be completely honest ive never seen that in a speech as important as that .

Do you really think any candidate is NOT coached

Oh yea, he is the only politician that has ever told only the truth right?

Check this out...

http://www.bpmdeejays.com/upload/hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3



Good one evilfantasy.....
163.

Solve : computer juice?

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this is another forum that im apart of and they are having a contest and i get points if i refer people
http://www.computer-juice.com/forums if you want too sign up and put computeruler in the referal box also if you want after youve signed up veiw a POST and refresh a buch of TIMES thanks alot!!!!!!!! btw nathan said its OK 2 post this and heres a randum post i made http://www.computer-juice.com/forums/f52/changing-color-objects-photoshop-19533/ i wil post these tuts on ch as sson as the contest is done and i will compile every one that i have made into 1 threadOk....So what is this forum?computer help sorta forum im currently in 2nd place and but its very close and i refer people i got more points Quote from: computeruler on October 17, 2008, 03:30:47 PM

computer help sorta forum im currently in 2nd place and but its very close and i refer people i got more points

Get PAID to Hang Out Here! Activity = Points = Prizes

Doesn't sound like you're linking to it just out of kindness. I won't be going there.
I think he gets confused when he's here and thinks he's racking up points... what i dont get confused here lolUgh... Too many nicknames, too many passwords... Quote from: kpac on October 18, 2008, 02:15:30 PM
Ugh... Too many nicknames, too many passwords...

Yup. They all seem to be aged about 12.what??FREE cookies at saviourpc.com...

Uh-oh...spam!

Feel free moderators...this was just a joke, anyway.free cookies! i want free cookies!!!!
164.

Solve : Didnt see?????

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I had my twentyth b-day on monday.  However, I didnt see if it was mentioned or not but I see no post where made.  I didn't see it on the calendar.
Happy belated birthday squall, did you have a good day?NO, Nathian needs new emoticons for how I felt.  I was SUPPOSED to take a trip to Altoona the day before an we didnt go cause of my grandmothers problems.  I was stuck in class that day.Nathian or Nathan?

Anyways, Happy Birthday.

I was CONFUSED as to what you said before when you said your birthday was coming up because I didn't see it on the birthday calendar on the Forum Index.I didnt no you had to mark that yourself.  I ment to say Nathan but I wonder off with spelling at times.  happy birthday squall






Thats surpriseing    Makes me feel a little better.  happy birthday squal!!! sorry about having a bad bday...Its okay seems like well go shopping this weekend an such  Oh I'm so sorry Vinny!!

I wonder why the CH calander didn't show your birthday!!

I didn't know it was your birthday!!

Was but at least its nice to get some sort of mail.  I have yet to get any cards or anything from distant members.Still no cards but I got like a hundred DOLLAR shoes an I had to go into a toys r us to get my WII.  It takes a real man to go in there at my AGE with out kids an being single an such. Quote from: squall_01 on October 03, 2008, 09:35:25 AM

It takes a real man to go in there at my age ..


Or the opposite, but I know what you mean.   good point but ummm that was uh.....  I didnt no at the time k.....I forget that thing is there anyway.  Happy Birthday, Squall!
165.

Solve : IBM security laptop?

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Crazy concept IBM SECURITY laptop with a scanner and EVEN a paper shredder.. When visiting the below link click on the PICTURES to move forward through the page and learn more about the laptop.

Link

Not bad.

A scanner, ability to turn off USB ports, and a LOCK can be PRETTY useful.

166.

Solve : am i crazy or something??

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So there's this senior at my school (I assume she's a senior, she's not in my grade and she's way to old to be a freshman or a sophomore), I've never talked to her and don't know her name or anything, I didn't even know she EXISTED until I noticed her a couple of weeks ago.

Anyway, everytime I see this chick, there's this crimson trail that she leaves when she walks, it looks kind of like blood. Whenever I try to go over and get a closer look, something comes up. Like a teacher will call me into their room, or a friend will come and playfully tackle me or something, then when I look back, both the trail and the girl are gone.

Often I see the trail but I don't see the girl, but if I follow the trail from a distance, I find her.

Whenever I try to talk to someone about it, they seem just not to hear me.

As far as I can tell, no one else can see this or notices anything weird going on.No comment, I'm afraid.

Force your way to her and say hello.Keep trying to get a better look at this trail.
Any chance you have a camera phone or something to see if it shows up on a picture?
I must admit this does sound odd, but stranger things have happened.I Do Have a camera im gonna try to take A picture.Your brain has given you a way to express what the feeling is like...

Your following  a feeling, in a sense.

Teenager Hormones! thats very very weird try to talk to this person and see if they say hi back or something take a picture of this trail thing mabye you are seeing ghosts Purposely BUMP into them and say, "Oh, Sorry"

Suggested Pickup Line:
Could you help me find my puppy? I think its in the cheap motel across the street. Lol zylstra, and as for you Floyd, I think you either need to LAY off the acid or figure out who's spiking your water supply.Do I look like I do drugs?Any new developments in the situation, PF?  Quote from: Aegis on October 13, 2008, 07:54:23 AM

Any new developments in the situation, PF? 
yes actually I cant get close to her.

Or I feel traumatized when ever I Start to get closer.

My friends gonna let me borrow his camera.You ever seen Donnie Darko? maybe it's that.

FBthats weird take pictures!!!!

Here you go

I can see the red trail.

Anyone?
167.

Solve : Ouch?

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Poor guy! 

http://www.acadweb.wwu.edu/dbrunner/P7040179.JPG

            Poor Computer....AWW i feel bad for the comps more than the guy lol Quote

aww i feel bad for the comps more than the guy lol

Really?  The computers, or comps, are REPLACEABLE.  The guy is not.
How would you feel if it was YOUR stuff?

Bet you wouldn't be LOL'ing then.OUCH!! This is not the computer that got smashed into the tunnel we SAW the other day is it? MEMORY sticks and other computer components everywhere.

Anyway why did I just see all the emoticons at the top doing some sort of Mexican wave? Or am I going crazy?They're loading a bit slow lately...
168.

Solve : Do you believe in "karma"??

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Just a random question - does anyone here believe in karma or anything similar?
Doesn't have to be religious or anything, just the whole "do something good, good things happen to you" type of thing.
Along the same lines, what about atonement?  As in, do something bad, then do good things to make up for it, do you believe that works?
Fairly random musings here I know, but that's what Off Topic is for.
Pleas bear in mind the new rule (clicky) and don't flame anyone, I'm not looking to start a debate even remotely about religion here.

Don't ask why this popped into my head all of a sudden.
5p says someone asks exactly that because of the above line.I know you don't mean it in a religious manner but i think this does contravene the new forum rule. I can see it causing religious type arguments.

FBI believe in it.

I believe its happened to my friend.I don't believe in it, yet I still do.I am religious so, I believe in karma more than an atheist would.

Karma is for real.


As you SOW so shall you reap Meaning:Your deeds, good or bad, will repay you in kind.

Origin

From the Bible, Galatians VI (King James Version):

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Good topic Calum.....
I believe in it.It's impossible to state my personal views on this issue without discussing religion. Quote from: street1 on October 17, 2008, 04:15:10 PM

Origin
From the Bible, Galatians VI (King James Version):
Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

I agree, but I don't believe that its meant for this life,I believe what we sow here we will reap in our eternal life with Him.
In this life a lot of bad things happen to good people.
So If Calum meant that 'do good to others and they will do good to you' I don't believe that, I don't need to step outside the forums to state examples of this.

Quote
Along the same lines, what about atonement?  As in, do something bad, then do good things to make up for it, do you believe that works?
I think this is similar to 'repentance' and I believe in repentance, but repentance should not be doing wrong things deliberately thinking later I'll repent , that's not real repentance.The concept of "karma" is interesting, and there are many ways to interpret it.  Karma is tied in with intention, and "cause and effect."  I don't know if karma is set as a universal law, but yes, many believe that good deeds in this life will have effects / rewards in this life.  Others believe that karma can carry over from life cycle to life cycle.  The good deed or bad deeds done in this life affect our next life / state of existence.

A PART of reincarnation may be in learning lessons of past lives or living a "karmic" destiny of good or bad deeds done in the past.  Part of karma is in finding our destinies, according to our natures.  When we "align" ourselves with the universe, things go better than when we fight against ourselves.  (This is not so much meant in terms of choosing right from wrong, but meant in terms of being truly who we are -- being authentic, our true selves -- not necessarily what others think we should be.)

Some feel the universe as we know it is nothing but a "game" we have all chosen to play at this level -- and once we've learned the lessons we need to learn at this level, we move on to a more spiritual level.

This is part of why Buddhism, as a philosophy, recognizes the POTENTIAL for the saint to BECOME sinner, and the sinner to become saint.

Some state that eternal life is life without end, but for others, it is the timelessness of this present moment which makes life "eternal."

Atonement is famously broken into "at - one - ment" -- becoming one with God or the universe.  Can a person atone for one's past?  Certainly -- but we are back to intention, and what they truly want to do, what they truly want to become.  People may even fail in their attempts at atonement, but I think it is more important that they try with a proper attitude.

No need to ask why you thought of all this all of a sudden.  These questions, and others, are the underpinnings of myth, religion, and philosophy from many ages and all the world over.  We want to understand our place in the world and in the universe.Just so you guys know, I'm not at all a believer in any religion I know of.
Good to see your views on this topic though everyone.
Ivy: What I meant by "karma" isn't necessarily that you're nice to someone and they're then nice to you, but really what goes around comes around, if you're nice to someone then in some way you are rewarded, possibly by someone else benign nice to you or even finding some money.Everything you do in Life comes back to you one way or another....

Actually i no longer believe...this morning Calum's Karma ran over my Dogma. Quote
this morning Calum's Karma ran over my Dogma.

I've been waiting for that line the whole time!    Quote from: patio on October 18, 2008, 08:40:28 AM
this morning Calum's Karma ran over my Dogma.
Dogma!!!!!! LOL I dunno why I fell off my chair

Quote from: Calum on October 18, 2008, 08:13:39 AM
if you're nice to someone then in some way you are rewarded, possibly by someone else benign nice to you or even finding some money.

I see.....now I know why so many good things happen to me all the time....cause I do so many good things to others!! It goes like, I'm good to someone, he/she is not good but then someone else is superduper good......I like Karma  Quote from: Calum on October 16, 2008, 01:38:40 PM
does anyone here believe in karma or anything similar?

I find it an ATTRACTIVE idea, have done for years, but I don't know if I "believe" in it, any more than I believe in horoscopes or God's judgement.
I agree that karma is an attractive idea.
I think I'm undecided but I'm not sure (now there's a cliché for you) - in the same way as I am undecided about ghosts etc despite having witnessed some odd activities myself.
Interesting range of opinions here.
169.

Solve : Last 'Titanic' survivor sells mementoes to pay for care?

Answer»

LONDON (AFP) — The last remaining survivor of the Titanic disaster is auctioning mementoes from the doomed liner to pay for her nursing home fees, a newspaper said Thursday.

Millvina Dean was only two months old when the Titanic struck an iceberg on its maiden voyage and sank in 1912, but now at the age of 96 she is struggling to MAKE ends meet and hopes to make 3,000 pounds (3,845 EUROS, 5,171 dollars) from the sale.

Personal items going under the hammer include a 100-year-old suitcase filled with clothes given to her family by the people of NEW York after they arrived there following the catastrophe.

READ MORE:
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gYJdQYAcANRWsdWCqpqnr_SMbY5A

Mods, please forgive me for my LANGUAGE.. but, what the *censored* is wrong with people these days!? This woman has lived through the titanic, World War I, World War II, and people are still trying to squeeze money out of her?! Now why hasn't somebody wealthy stepped up and done the responsible thing by writing her a check to help her out n her last few years on earth...? That just goes to show the way this world is today  Quote

Mods, please forgive me for my language.. but, what the h**l is wrong with people these days!? This woman has lived through the titanic, World War I, World War II, and people are still trying to squeeze money out of her?! Now why hasn't somebody wealthy stepped up and done the responsible thing by writing her a check to help her out n her last few years on earth...? That just goes to show the way this world is today

I was thinking along the same lines in the moments between finishing the article, and going on to your observations!  I consider her a UK Icon.We have the same problems in the USA.

If the UK government is going to waste money,and waste it will,
I wonder why a government OFFICIAL hasn't already fixed this problem.
170.

Solve : Controllable Halloween Decorations are ONLINE?

Answer»

Yes one of my secret past times is VISITING the » * » Watching Grass Grow WEBCAM!
 
Alek is a good guy and each year he does up his house for Halloween. Almost all of the decorations are hooked into his computer and users world wide can control them from the comfort of their home. They don't come on until it gets dark outside (US Time)
 
Check it out... Alek's CONTROLLABLE Halloween Decorations for Celiac DiseaseHehe cool. Always WANTED to play with X10 stuff, just never have got the time to do it. Interesting FACT to know about you too.

Also like the welcome message when visiting the link. Same Alex that does the Xmas display set to Mannheim Steamroller ? ?Not the same Christmas as Mannheim Steamroller but he does do a controllable Christmas display as well.

He was featured nationwide in the news media the first year he did it. The "controls" were actually just a bit clever computer magic. He was outed and has since made the controls the real thing.

I was pretty excited the first time I saw a car go BYE on the grass cam Here

No i meant he just uses their music...

171.

Solve : Old computer quiz?

Answer»

Pretty hard quiz, but interesting. Goes through a series of old computers and gaming hardware that you have to identify. If you haven't followed computers since the early days you'll have a real hard time with this one. I thought I was pretty INFORMED and only got 6/10.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7671677.stm
8 out of 10, good quiz, those early ones had me stumped, but ahhh the ZX81 and the BBC micro, brillI got 2, and only by sheer dumb luck.
I do know a little about computers of that age, I have an Atari 520STe in fact, but evidently not enough.I got 9 out of 10...forgot about the BBC Micro.

Man...I'm old!I knew the answers to QUESTIONS 3 and 6.  I had to guess at the other questions and got them wrong.between three of us we got 4 out of 10.... How could ANYONE FORGET the BBC micro?!

172.

Solve : Doctors!!!?

Answer»

TOKYO (AFP) - Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a "tumour" had good news and bad news for him. He did not have cancer -- but the "growth" that had been causing him pain was in fact a 25-year-old surgical towel.
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The PATIENT had been carrying the cloth since 1983, when surgeons at the Asahi General Hospital in CHIBA prefecture near Tokyo left it in him after an operation to treat an ulcer

here

That's nasty...Just goes to show you.  They say what they cant take out NEVER put back in.SO, you thought HIPPA & the privacy act was for your beneift?Privacy maybe HIPPA not a clue what it is.mispelled it

www.hhs.gov/ocr/privacysummary.pdf  Well its still a secert I got what you mean know.

173.

Solve : My sad secret that earns me points with my loser nerd friends...?

Answer»

I can SPEAK Al Bhed.





As you were...I'm glad you got that off your chest.
I can't, but i look a lot like sephiroth sometimes.what? Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on June 17, 2008, 05:45:47 AM

what?

Its the final fantasy language!

E MUIA DREC!!

Quote from: Ivy on June 17, 2008, 05:54:08 AM
Its the final fantasy language!

E MUIA DREC!!


Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 17, 2008, 05:46:41 AM
Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on June 17, 2008, 05:45:47 AM
what?

Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 17, 2008, 05:46:41 AM



Carbon... Are you using that annoying white tile again?

Oh let me say that again. Are you using THEM annoying white TILES again? Quote
Oh let me say that again. Are you using THEM annoying white TILES again?

No, that would more correctly be:

Are you using those annoying white tiles, again? Quote from: Aegis on June 17, 2008, 10:11:40 AM
Quote
Oh let me say that again. Are you using THEM annoying white TILES again?

No, that would more correctly be:

Are you using those annoying white tiles, again?

I always WONDERED what the PROPER way to say that was..... Thanks A. Quote from: Aegis on June 17, 2008, 10:11:40 AM
Are you using those annoying white tiles, again?

Its the native Irish way of language! THATS the way I speak!Ah, I see...

...kissed the Blarney Stone, have you now? Quote from: Aegis on June 17, 2008, 10:58:03 AM
Ah, I see...

...kissed the Blarney Stone, have you now?

No ACTUALLY, I've never been to Blarney.  Uhh.......? Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on June 17, 2008, 11:00:57 PM
Uhh.......?

That's what I was thinking. When was this topic suddenly about Blarney?  I have a secret wanna here it?
174.

Solve : Apple Laptops.................?

Answer»

A new Primary and Secondary (Secondary = high school) school has been built here and, as part of  their compulsory stationary kit, all secondary students MUST have a laptop.
But not just any laptop, an Apple Laptop.
A $12,000 ($1,500 USD) Apple Laptop that has to meet school specifications.

How %**% is that....

(these laptops are ordered through the new school. Apple PRETTY much only has one type of laptop so I bet the school is just too lazy to have to order different brands of laptops.  )

In fact, my brother's friend is going to this school and he just got a VAIO laptop last month. What's he supposed to do now, get another laptop?)What are you trying to point out? 

BTW. messenger isnt responding - it keeps disconnecting. Quote

What are you trying to point out?
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO    LIKE calum told me yesterday Carbon theres no need to swear Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on June 25, 2008, 09:06:11 AM
like calum told me yesterday Carbon theres no need to swear
You mean %**%? It's just a Variable Ya there is no swear in that sentence?  oh well sorry
Hes right ....

Swearing in symbols and swearing in general are basically the same thing brian . Try not to . Its just pointless. Theres nothing that really can be done, unless you took it up with the dean or something higher an such I do see a way that it would change.UGH! Apple computers, in a school? How one earth is that supposed to WORK.
The whole system is going to be trashed up soon, dont worry, Brian. Macs dont do mega networks very well, especially since .Mac (dot Mac) was implemented, the more files you save, the more junk will build up.

175.

Solve : Uncontacted Indian tribe spotted in Brazil?

Answer»

I found this interesting and thought I'd post it for those of you who may have not read about it.

One of Brazil's last uncontacted Indian tribes has been spotted in the far western Amazon jungle near the Peruvian border, the National Indian Foundation said Thursday.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iRk0QGW-Tz0q6PP7y36N3CwOgH_wD90VKFKG0

It's an interesting read and the pictures are interesting as well. I found the picture with what appear to be two warriors with bows AIMING up at the plane flying over them.

Hey!  I know!  Let's give them computers and the Internet!!!

  Quote from: Aegis on June 02, 2008, 01:37:49 PM

Hey!  I know!  Let's give them computers and the Internet!!!

 

they'd probably try to use it as a frying pan or a weapon. Yes.  Our uses are so much better!    
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/91536Heh. Wow, this story was everywhere too. COMING fro the AP it didn't even cross my mind as something that could of been made up.Yeah its a shame. NIMBYs are everywhere. Probably dont want TRAILER parks in thier nieborhood.
176.

Solve : What Operating System(s) do you have??

Answer»

Another poll because I'm bored. . .

You may select as many as you want.Way to go windows xp!!Not sure about 98, but we have four copies of xp.  Yeah I have (not installed, but available) Windows NT 4, Windows 98SE, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows XP Professional, Windows XP Professional X64, Windows Server 2003 Enterprise, and Windows Vista Home Premium X64.  Plus a few versions of Linux too.
Some of those I have multiple copies of.
Yes, they are legal.How about:
"What operating systems do you have installed and running?"

Linux (Ubuntu 8.04)
Windows XP, Vista, 95

(Those are what I put in my poll)

What operating systems I have, however, are different.
Windows Vista, XP, ME, 98, 95, 3.11, 3.0
Mac OS8.6, OS9
Linux Ubuntu 6.04, 7.04, 7.10, 8.04, OpenSuSe (Whatever the newest version is), Vector Linux, Knoppix, and... SLAX.
Other Menuet OS Quote from: Zylstra on June 22, 2008, 12:31:07 AM

How about:
"What operating systems do you have installed and running?"
I did 'what do you have' on purpose.  I use Zefferox 9.0I MISUNDERSTOOD the QUESTION. I selected the ONES I have installed.
I have at least one of each except Mac and Windows ME.
Windows: 3.11, NT4, 95, 98, 2000, 2000 server, 2003 server, xp, vista
Linux: opensuse, kubuntu, ubuntu, fedora, popcorn, slax, SLACKWARE, etc.
Unix: openbsd, freebsd, netbsd
BeOS and DOS
I keep saying to myself:
I have an old computer sitting right next to me. I could so easily install Windows 3.11 on it. It would be perfect, 266MHz processor with a 3GB Drive.. it would be so fast, and it would make a great TEXT editor. But, then, I never do hook it up...

My Dot Matrix printer isnt working anymore.
177.

Solve : George Carlin: Dead at age 71?

Answer»

Better late than never...

George Carlin died, Sunday, June 22, 2008...at the age of 71, from heart failure.

Best known for the "Seven Words", George, to me, will always be remembered for his WIT...facial expressions...but most of all...his twisted common sense.

George...I know you're down there..."screaming up at us"...

I, for one, will surely miss him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ZsvrvwWnUI don't know him.

I'm watching some of his STUFF on YouTube. Pretty funny  He was ALSO the very first host of SNL. Which means you know the second host is really scared now.God old George. Boy has he left me ROTFLMAO,many a time.

Sad STORY Steve but, thanks for letting me know.To be perfectly honest...it's been a sad day for me.  I grew up listening to Carlin...

He had a special way of TAKING everyday situations and making them funny as *censored*.  Not only was he a great comedian, but a philosopher as well.

I was taken aback when I read about it this morning...I spend to much time on the computer...and always end up being a day late and a dollar short.

I'm surprised there aren't that many replies to this thread...acknowledging his passing.

I guess I'm showing my age.


Rest in peace, George...Great guy! Really sad news.

178.

Solve : Fantastic Picture of Water on Mars?

Answer» http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpglol!!RICK roled
Aw sure get my HOPES all up. Was HOPING for better pictures then the Ice shots Phoenix CURRENTLY has posted.

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/main/Yeah, I thought this would be something....cooler.

Nice Find!
179.

Solve : w00t - Got featured?

Answer»

In the PC Pitstop - June 2008 Newsletter #2 for submitting the Vista DRIVE Icon tip.

One of the few subscriptions I do subscribe to. COOL

The only place I get features is here

I WOULD install that on my step dads computer, but, I am sure he probably wouldent like it. sweetCool, WELL done EF.That's cool. Grats.  Well done, indeed, EF.

Nice feature, nice tip!

(I'm still not planning to migrate to Vista anytime soon!)   http://drvicon.sourceforge.net/ is also available for XP USERS.

180.

Solve : Teleportation...????

Answer»

Guys , we have been living in an era of a busy LIFE filled with marvellus technuical marvels......some of them are teleportation.....!!!!!i said the current reasearch or whatever said its possibleWell, some members here are already able to do it. They post a question, and they disappear....must be some explanation to it.... Quote from: Broni on June 19, 2008, 03:15:45 PM

Well, some members here are already able to do it. They post a question, and they disappear....must be some explanation to it....

And from some of the posts others deserve to be teleported.

LOLTeleportation as in time?personally if I could move my life on now I would just to see what happens after life

Not that im depressed im just curiousTeleportation, David, as in place to place.

First popularized on the original "Star Trek" in the 1960's, it was a money saver -- the transporter EFFECT (film dissolve) was less expensive than portraying a landing shuttle for every episode requiring a landing party mission.

I saw a t.v. show a while back which speculated on the information required to move a body.  The short version is that it was a matter of "only" several quadrillion or quintillion (I think) bits of information needed to encode the body into a data stream -- NUMBERS certainly within the capacities of modern information SYSTEMS. The problem isn't the data stream... its the breaking down and putting back together of the physical body.

Also, when you think about it, if they can teleport raw minerals, say petrol, from place to place, why not just break it down....

Then save the stream...

....Then rebuild it as many times as you want?

This is where cloning will come into effect - whats stopping them from saving *your* stream, and then making multiple copies of you??

Lol, what an interesting idea.

BonesSome good arguments here....but I think it is possible!The item isn't ACTUALLY moved, it is destroyed and the energy given off from that destruction would give the device information about it's structure, enabling it to put the item back together.
I wouldn't risk it myself even if it was possible, too many risks involved.Yeah, I think i'll wait 'till the 24th century.

Found this:
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Transporter

Quote from: Site
Transporters are able to dematerialize, transmit and reassemble an object.
Critics of the original Trek transporter pointed out that there was no receiving apparatus, and there was a psuedo-scientific answer given was something about convergence of harmonics.

One of the reasons I think it's possible is that my generation was taught about matter and energy as separate entities, but physicists are finding out that it's pretty much all energy, just in different manifestations.I really never did like star trek
Why, if we could be transformed into a quadrillion bits, the first thing I'd want to be done is zipped up! Otherwise somebody might delete that huge file in my documents folder, MYLIFESTREAM.BIN". Boy, would that be a bummer!

I built a transporter once. Didn't turn out so good. I can't recall the specifics, but all my subjects were turned into small vultures. Of course all of my subjects were lawyers for some reason, so some might claim that they performed the same tasks as they did before, just with less zeal.

Quote from: Aegis on June 20, 2008, 08:03:07 AM
Critics of the original Trek transporter pointed out that there was no receiving apparatus, and there was a psuedo-scientific answer given was something about convergence of harmonics.

One of the reasons I think it's possible is that my generation was taught about matter and energy as separate entities, but physicists are finding out that it's pretty much all energy, just in different manifestations.

thus- E=mc^2, which is essentially saying Energy IS mass, as you said- but that isn't "recent" per se...No, Einstein's work isn't "recent," per se, but they didn't bother with the quantum mechanics when I was in school -- I mean, OK, you're only pretty much going to get the basic physics in elementary school, but outside of Einstein's equation, we learned about "matter" and "energy" -- no one ever winked and said they're both the same...
181.

Solve : Windows 98 Jam?

Answer» http://youtube.com/watch?v=mvOc6oL5L_E

A song MADE only with WINDOWS 98 and XP Sounds.

Pretty Neat!woa thats really good! and theres ONE with xp and vista http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOhHP-gbWtI&feature=relatedHeh, not bad!
182.

Solve : Our children...?

Answer»

For those of you who have older children...you'll probably understand where I'm coming from...regarding this thread.

For those of you young-uns out there, who fall into this category, you may want to wake up and smell the roses...it's not always going to be "cookies and cream"...and your parents...even though they love you...really don't want you living with them for the rest of their lives.  We have lives we want to lead, as well...

Don't get me wrong...it's not that we don't love you...we do.  We just want you to go out there and make something of yourself...get a great job...get married...have children...but most of all..."EVENTUALLY MOVE OUT"!

Always remember that we love you, but we're not going to be around forever...and eventually we may want to make that trip to Hawaii, or overseas...have a romantic candlelit dinner at home...without having someone come strolling into the living room in their underwear yelling, "Hey, Mom!  What's for dinner?"

Now...we as parents may have instigated this by spoiling our children rotten...and I don't want this post to label me as a parent that could really care less.  That's far from the truth.

I just think there comes a time in ones life when they have to make a decision as to what they want to do with the rest of their lives.  However, I don't think this should happen at the age of 27...or later, for that matter.

So my question is this...

How do you feel about your children living with you into their late twenties...thirties...forties, etc., etc.

Trust me when I say this...I know because I have a former brother-in-law, who's over 60 years old...still living with his mother... She still does his laundry...and cooks his dinner.

If we, as parents...don't start putting our foot down...and continue to spoil our children...I'm sorry to say, but eventually...you may be experiencing the same problem.  If you do...my prayers are with you.

There comes a time in our lives when our children have to step off the coat tails of "Mommy and Daddy" and try to make it on their own.

I've attached a poll for you to vote on the age you think a child should leave the nest.

Please keep this in mind when replying to this thread...or voting on the poll...I'm referring to the average child...and not those who absolutely require special attention.  So, don't think I'm being a little one-sided...or inconsiderate.  I'm not.

It's 2008...and this is "REALITY"...and it's time it came up and bit some of us in the "you know what".


All my best...

Stevei cant wait to move out i think mabye after collage It depends.
For me, it'll probably be around 18.  I'd like to leave and certainly get out of England.
Other people will stay and get what they can out of their parents, but I'm not like that, I really don't like asking for help and anything bought for me never really feels like it's mine.  I prefer to earn my own money, go my own way, and I can't wait to have my own house etc, because then I'll be dependent only on myself without placing a burden on anyone.
I can't stand it when people just try to get everything they can without giving in return, it sickens me.
However I can understand why people stay at home for a long time, and sometimes it's necessary if they can't find a job or a home or something.Granted...

There can be extenuating circumstances which prevent the child from leaving home, however, those who have the ability and the initiative, but tend to ride it out...I have no SYMPATHY for.

...and Calum, when you do...all the best, my friend.Just to let you know, before I get all fired up, here, that I voted for the 18-25 segment.

These are the ages, at least here the America, when children finish high school and college, and should be able to go forth into the world and make their way.  Many do

I contend that it's not as easy to make a start as it used to be.  I graduated high school in 1978.  Many jobs and careers could still be had on a high school diploma.  Restaurant management was one career.  Someone could start as an assistant manager, and work up.  (Some of those jobs are still available, but I mention that field because it's one that I know, where many of the "entry-level" management jobs now require a college degree.)

More and more fields require college to get a start.  Why?  College is, in too many cases, a "racket."  Yes, college has (and should) be a requirement for certain fields -- medicine, the sciences, engineering, accounting, and education come to mind.  For many other segments of the business world, I wonder how much of the theoretical knowledge learned in school really applies to the real world.  (Meanwhile, college tuition skyrockets, because college has become such a necessity.  What's a person to do?)  (A recently quoted statistics stated that if the price of goods had kept up with the price of college tuition, a gallon of milk would cost $15 US.)

So, many can't just jump out the door at 18, with a high school diploma, and be on their way.  Now, in how many fields is a bachelor's degree not good enough, and a master's or doctorate is required?

Where the entry level jobs are not BARRED by a college degree, some are not available because employers are hiring from different segments of the population.  I've talked to several parents who complained that their children are unable to find PART time jobs to help defray high school and college expenses.

Our society is turning upside-down.  Our biology says we should have our children in the late teens and early twenties, but it's taking until, in a lot of cases, our late twenties to mid-thirties to become established and be able to start families of our own.

A couple of former corworkers of mine explained they put their children through college out of a form of selfishness -- they didn't want the kids living with them forever!

Once you get the kids out, can they stay out?  I know of quite a few families where the children (and their families) have had to return to the parents because of LOSS of good jobs and income.  Sure, some of it is because of foolish spending or overspending, but not all of it -- loss of one income, loss of two incomes.

We are "speaking" in generalities, here.  I completely agree that those who have the talent, skills, and means to do so, should go forth and make their own ways, and not be a burden on parents.







Great post, Aegis...

It would seem the older generation has a different view on this subject.

Personally...I never had anything handed to me on a silver platter.  Whatever I had I worked for.  I left the nest at the age of 17 and joined the MILITARY...something I think the younger generation should experience...

Great thing about the military...is that it helps build character, stamina, discipline, etc., etc. and the benefits available are invaluable...especially when it comes to learning a career...or saving for college.

However...what bothers me the most is that there are those who have the ability, but choose not to use it, because they are "comfortable" with the way things are...and are just opportunists...who take advantage of their parents...because it's easier for them to deal with.  They think their parents will be around forever to take care of them...so they continue to "party", spend their money frivolously...and hide in their rooms to escape reality.

This is just my opinion...and I'm sure we'll hear different views...and I look forward to them all. Quote

However...what bothers me the most is that there are those who have the ability, but choose not to use it, because they are "comfortable" with the way things are...and are just opportunists...who take advantage of their parents...because it's easier for them to deal with
This seems to be a recurring viewpoint.  Anyone with the ability, that just can't be bothered, is wasting their life and their parents' time, life and money too.  I know a few people like that, and they really bug me.
Aegis also raises some great points - it makes me appreciate the way that English colleges don't cost money unless you're a certain age, but then again we would start at 16, rather than 18.
183.

Solve : need your opinion?

Answer»

hey guys..i know i havn't been on pretty much since i joined...ive had so much goin on with work and life in general..
anyway im GOING through a rough TIME with my mum atm and i WOKE up bout 3am needin to write this..
i just want your opinion on what you think of it..what you think its about and any other coments.. its not ment to be shakespear. it kind of just poured out of me...
thanks... 


Don’t Worry


She’s in a world of her own.
Familiar faces seem to smile at her.
They whisper bewildering words that
Float away with each breath she
Struggles to take.
But these people are just a dream to
her; just a vision of what should be.
They dance around her. A dance that
She once knew.
These faces laugh at her. Mock her.
Tease her.
They show her what she hasn’t got.
Over and over they hurl bitter, lonely
bullets into her once steady beating
heart.
But now her heart beats to a different
rhythm. One, she thought, it would
never.
It beats the rhythm of
Solitude, one slow beat after another.
She watches the world grow, along
With the people she used to know.
People she once thought complete her,
made her, now just a distant memory.
She yearns to be in their world. She
craves it.

Her THOUGHTS echo in her empty room.

She’s in a world of her own.
But please don’t bother your happy self.
I’m sure she’ll be ok.



Thats bloody good, get a copyright before someone nicks it.That's really deep!!!
I hope you feel better, and that things work out for you.do you think??
can you tell wat its about??? i want to give it to her but i dont know if i should....
xI like it ill make tons of cash of this!

LESSON NEVER EVER GIVE THIS STUFF AWAY YOU COULD BE FAMOUS! Quote

I like it ill make tons of cash of this!

LESSON NEVER EVER GIVE THIS STUFF AWAY YOU COULD BE FAMOUS!

C'mon, David, what you write may be valid, but that's not the point of the thread.

It's a good poem about someone who is suffering from Alzheimer's disease or other form of dementia.

Leki, I think it should be given to your mum.

I'm sorry you have to deal with this.  My mom is approaching 70, and I'm thankful for how well she's doing in all ways.thankyou aegis..but thats not quite what it was about...although that interpritation was wonderful...i try to write my words so everyone can relate it in their own way...its amazing what people find in peoms..

its the first one i've written in quite a while so its a little rough..

and thanks to u too david(i think) i guess thats a compliment...lol
although if you do BECOME famous i would like atleast 99% of the profits... hehehe
xI wanna see more of you workreally???
wow. ok well il post a couple on tomorrow..its only 4pm here but im still at work..
x
184.

Solve : Happy B-day CBMatt?

Answer»

Happy birth day Chris. From what I recall from your past birth days you get strange gifts from your parents. So if the tradition continues be sure to keep us updated with what strange gift you got. I still think THOUGH that wallpaper (if I remember right) as a gift would be hard to beat. It was DINOSAUR wallpaper, from what I remember

Happy Birthday, Chris!

EDIT: Now that I remember, it was for the shelves in his apartment.. Happy birthday!

May you not get wallpaper this year...I think...     Happy Birthday.

I can send you wallpaper if you want  Once Again...Happy Birthday Chris !

( Dinosaur wallpaper remover ? ? )Thank you, guys!  This year, I think my family is giving me fairly normal gifts.  My fiancé is pretty crazy/weird/quirky, though, so she might have some odd things in store for me.  Either way, I'll let you all know.

And just to clarify, it was Godzilla shelf paper.  I was told that they were book covers, but alas, they were just rolls of shelf paper.  I've still got them in my closet.

I've been up all night reading, doing school work, backing up files, and posting here and there, so I am majorly overdue for some sleep.  But I will be back in a few hours and I will relay all of the disappointments (or perhaps pleasant surprises) that come my way.Hey, Happy Birthday to you!!Oh, yes -- shelf paper -- what a relief! 

At least it wasn't that purple dinosaur...  Quote from: evanesco on June 11, 2008, 07:51:48 AM

Hey, Happy Birthday to you!!
Thank you.

Quote from: Aegis on June 11, 2008, 09:56:46 AM
Oh, yes -- shelf paper -- what a relief! 

At least it wasn't that purple dinosaur... 
What a relief indeed.  Heh.




So far, my birthday has been very uneventful.  In fact, the only semi-eventful moment has been me slightly panicking because I don't have my Psychology or Personal Development textbooks yet, and I need both of those because I've got a couple of essays for Psychology and some sort of self-assessment assignment for the other.  I got my Finite Mathematics book in the MAIL, but I don't REALLY care about that one because (a) I can access the book online for free through CourseCompass and (b) I TOOK a look at the homework last night and I can do the first three chapters without even having to do any any review work.

Anyway...aside from that, I've just been wandering around online and reading Running With Scissors.  Exciting, I know.  But my fiancé's got something planned for me tonight.  As for presents...my sister got me a pocket knife (because computer nerds are always in danger of wild bears) with an 1899 penny (I collect coins) in the handle.  My grandma bought me some Threadless shirts, which haven't arrived yet.  I think my mom is giving me money.Happy b-day man. All the best!!Happy birthday, Chris! Quote from: Broni on June 11, 2008, 06:13:39 PM
Happy birthday, Chris!

meh, im too lazy to right write it...You owe me a beer for this, Homer....happy bday! Quote from: Broni on June 11, 2008, 08:28:47 PM
You owe me a beer for this, Homer....

really? well, i ah... kind of just drank it...next ones on me.
185.

Solve : book help!?

Answer»

so some of you know bout that thing where i keep seeing that number well i found a book about it on amazon http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Numbers-Doreen-Virtue/dp/1401905153/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1213813464&sr=8-1
amazon has this thing where you can READ any part of the book IF you have an account were you bought something i have never bought anything there and nether has my parents so i was wondering if ANYONE here has an amazon account in which they bought something with so they could maybe they can look through that book and see what 37 is? i REALLY REALLY need to find this out it is bugging me sooooooo much! thanks! anyone? Can't read past the first few pages in Amazon, even if you buy things.

I'd suggest looking for it at a library:

http://www.worldcat.org/wcpa/oclc/56103867Check this out:

http://www.vic.australis.com.au/hazz/number037.htmlIf the book was published before (*thinking of the magic date...*) 1938, you should be able to find it online for free at a Book Archive site, such as www.books.google.com since they will be in the public DOMAIN without copyright. THANK you sooo much for the  link of the meaning of it and the nearest library with the book was 92 miles away

186.

Solve : Jet powered bug / scooter?

Answer»

Fun PAGE for those of you with some time on your hands to check out. Page CONSISTS of Ron's jet beetle and scooter and some brief notes on each of them.

http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/

Who POSTED PICTURES of my car??   

187.

Solve : Coolest job in the world??

Answer»

Or close to it...

Opening a New Lamborghini ReventonConsidering I'm not a big car fan...  arent they about a million dollars?I don't know but that has gotta be the COOLEST JOB!

The inside LOOKS HORRIBLE THOUGH...WOW nice car! the inside is kinnda ugly but the whole inside is all leather

188.

Solve : ChaCha?

Answer»

Was watching a vblog as I was eating a late dinner tonight and they mentioned a service CALLED CHaCha, for those not familiar with it. It's worth checking out. Having a cell phone with this programmed in means you have access to get ANSWER to pretty much any question you could think of.

The service takes your questions and people get paid .20 cents to answer them and text you back with that answer and the service is FREE.

https://www.chacha.com/

Nice, Thanks !

Right now I'm trying to text them , lets see!!Is this a service operated by real people, or a computer? Oppsss they need my cell number for this They respond to your questions by replying with a text.Yeah but for that we need to type in our phone number there and thats a new territory for me.I'm confused. Are you calling: 18002CHACHA?I'm tryin to text CHACHA To 242242 but its not working!back in my more "wild" days i USED to troll chacha. boy there were some good ones...your were a troll to

189.

Solve : The green future?

Answer»

An interesting look to what a future green CITY MAY look like. Although many of these prediction SITES don't come true and are funny to look back at in the future. It's still interesting and does seem to have a lot of good ideas.

http://www.popsci.com/futurecity/plan.htmlUmmm.....I think i'll stay where I am now......

Those pod car THINGS freak me out!

Pretty cool though.

Nice find, NathanIf this COMES to realization, we can be inedependent on oil! Hope we can see this anytime soon!

190.

Solve : TIPS ON PUMPING GAS?

Answer»

Someone sent me this email:
Quote

I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline....Here in
California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work
is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get
more of your money's worth for every gallon.


Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we
deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One
day is DIESEL the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades.
We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.

Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground
temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have
their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more
dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the
afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon.

In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the
gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products
plays an important role. A 1-degree RISE in temperature is a big deal for this
business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at
the pumps.

When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast
mode. If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low,
MIDDLE, and high. In slow mode you should be pumping on low speed, thereby
minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping.

All hoses at the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast
rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapor.  Those vapors
are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're
getting less worth for your money.

One of the most important tips is to fill up when your gas tank is
HALF FULL or HALF EMPTY. The reason for this is, the more gas you have in
your tank the less air occupying its empty space. Gasoline evaporates faster
than you can imagine. Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating roof.

This roof serves as ZERO clearance between the gas and the atmosphere,so it
minimizes the EVAPORATION. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every
truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every gallon is
actually the exact amount.

Another reminder. If there is a gasoline truck pumping into the storage
tanks when you stop to buy gas, DO NOT fill up--most likely the gasoline is
being stirred up as the gas is being delivered, and you might pick up some
of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom. Hope this will
help you get the most value for your money.

Since I'm a physicist by education, it got me interested, and I did some digging.
Surely, the matter expands, or contracts with temp changes, but what is the practical result in buying such a small amount of gasoline, like 10, or 20 gallons?
I found pretty interesting article here:
http://www.users.qwest.net/~taaaz/AZgas.html
Quote
Gasoline volume changes approximately 0.125% for every 1ºC change in temperature (0.058%/ºF) .  The energy content of a gallon of gasoline purchased by a motorist in Nome, Alaska in January could, theoretically, be as much as 8-10% greater that that of a gallon of gasoline purchased by a motorist in Phoenix, Arizona in July.
Read more there.A lot of it sounds more like an urban myth to me. Especially the temperature part. Tanks are buried 2-3 meters below the ground, so it's doubtful that surface temperature has much (if any) effect on the gasoline.I checked snopes.com, and it's neutral.

Quote
Tanks are buried 2-3 meters below the ground, so it's doubtful that surface temperature has much (if any) effect on the gasoline.
Read in my attached link. Quote
Tanks are buried 2-3 meters below the ground, so it's doubtful that surface temperature has much (if any) effect on the gasoline.
The only effect of being buried underground is that temperature change is delayed, either going up, or down.
191.

Solve : Windows Vista Upgrade Decision Flowchart?

Answer»

I was just looking at the archives at BBspot, and FOUND this interesting article.

Windows Vista Upgrade Decision Flowchart

  i have to WIN a lottery?since when i started BUY lottery?

192.

Solve : Test for Dementia?

Answer»

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)



First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

TRY not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

 

 

Second Question:

 

If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

 

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Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

 

 

You're not very good at this, are you?

 

 

 

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a CALCULATOR. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....

 

 

 


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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.




Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



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Did you Answer Nunu? NO!Of course ! It isn't . Her name is Mary.Read the question again!

OKAY, now the bonus round:
Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

 
Bonus
A blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

 

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.

The firs tone got me but i got the rest Good test.   I am demented. The test works. Oh!Bwahahaha!haha i got duped by the Mary question. shows how dumb i amThe only one I got wrong was the second one.  I just kinda assumed I wasn't in the race to begin with.

193.

Solve : Where to live in retirement??

Answer»

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where....

You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the
face when you open your oven door.
The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot,
and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can Live in California where...

You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy
a house.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block
party.
When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how
long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away
it is.
The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought

You can Live in New York City where...

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from
Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on
a map.
You think Central Park is "nature ,"
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multi-lingual.
You've worn out a car horn.
You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can Live in Maine where...

You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and
Tabasco.
Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
You have more than one recipe for moose.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight
buttons.
The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter,
and construction.

You can Live in the Deep South where..
.
You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
"y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob,
Mary Sue, Betty, Jean, Mary Beth, etc.

You can live in Colorado where...

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home
and he stops at the day care center.
A pass does not involve a football or dating.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
tail.

You can live in the Midwest where...

You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your
name.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
tractor.
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say,
"It was different!"

AND You can live in Florida where..

You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses
and cars.
Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Wherever you go, there's no place like home. Wow.  Totally made my day! Quote from: Broni on November 29, 2007, 11:02:31 PM

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where....

You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the
face when you open your oven door.
The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot,
and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can Live in California where...

You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy
a house.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block
party.
When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how
long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away
it is.
The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought

You can Live in New York City where...

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from
Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on
a map.
You think Central Park is "nature ,"
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multi-lingual.
You've worn out a car horn.
You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can Live in Maine where...

You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and
Tabasco.
Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
You have more than one recipe for moose.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight
buttons.
The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter,
and construction.

You can Live in the Deep South where..
.
You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
"y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob,
Mary Sue, Betty, Jean, Mary Beth, etc.

You can live in Colorado where...

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home
and he stops at the day care center.
A pass does not involve a football or dating.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
tail.

You can live in the Midwest where...

You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your
name.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
tractor.
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say,
"It was different!"

AND You can live in Florida where..

You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses
and cars.
Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Wherever you go, there's no place like home.
I spent a year in Phoenix one month in augustDriving to Phoenix we came the Northern route which brings you down thru Flagstaff and cuts thru the Painted Desert and Montezuma...
Stopped at a KOA campground and showered and my hair which was almost waist length at the time was almost dry before we walked back and got in the car...114 degrees in the shade.
Welcome to Arizona ! ! Quote from: Broni on November 29, 2007, 11:02:31 PM

You can live in Colorado where...

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home
and he stops at the day care center.
A pass does not involve a football or dating.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
tail.

I'm a Colorado native and our plans for retirement include moving to a small town that is mountain biking/whitewater rafting heaven. Guess we'll get to know lots of folks like #1. Don't know of any kids NAMED Granola, but I LOVE traveling the mountain PASSES and my former boss was bald on top with a scraggly pony tail. So there you go, behind the stereotypes you often find a hint of reality lurking.  Quote
You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your
name.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
tractor.
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say,
"It was different!"

I'm originally from Kansas... it's all so true haha. Not sure I'm looking forward to going back there next year after spending 10 years in an exotic place (Southeast Asia). Well, it's been different! Quote from: patio on December 10, 2007, 08:26:24 AM
Driving to Phoenix we came the Northern route which brings you down thru Flagstaff and cuts thru the Painted Desert and Montezuma...
Stopped at a KOA campground and showered and my hair which was almost waist length at the time was almost dry before we walked back and got in the car...114 degrees in the shade.
Welcome to Arizona ! !
Shade? Where?
My Son and DAUGHTER and I Skied just outside of Flagstaff ( Fairfield SNow Bowl). Had a great time. A good drive from Flagstaff; take the back way to Sadona. I forget the route number, but it is west of I 17 and you pick it up just west of Flagstaff off I 70. The only shade i saw was in the cave dwellings in the rocks of Montezuma...

Black Creek Highway maybe ? ? Quote
my hair which was almost waist length at the time
Do you have any pictures?...heheheheYep.Post some....hehehe
194.

Solve : these past few weeks i tried linux opensuse?

Answer»

huh..sucks like H**l..it doesn't even same as windows
It take me a lot of pain to learn it,why should i
Anyway, it's a part of learning.I still remember the good old DAYS when i was learn about COMPUTER (windows), i just accidentally  killed the PC. It's not my fault...I have to try every button,or should not?
LOL...    Quote from: kuszmania9999 on December 10, 2007, 07:32:55 AM

huh..sucks like h**l..it doesn't even same as windows
<snip>

It's not supposed to look or FEEL like Windows.  That's because it is not Windows.
195.

Solve : Bear..ly surviving?

Answer» INTERESTING STORY with PICS
196.

Solve : 1967 vs. 2007?

Answer» Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to
his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FB I is called. Jack is hauled
off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.



2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the
p rincipal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin.
BECOMES a zombie. School gets extra money from State beca use Jeffrey has a learning disability.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in
foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Scenario: Mark has a headache and brings some aspirin to school.

1967 - Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.

2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.
Car is searched for drugs and weapons.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Scenario: Pedro fails English in high school.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is
racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.
English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing
lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a MODEL airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant hill.


1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are REMOVED from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort
him.


1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Teacher is accused of being a *censored* predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy .

Please continue to pray for our country!!
Quite sad, isn't it? Quote from: SilentAssasin64 on December 07, 2007, 08:14:39 AM
Quite sad, isn't it?
Overly sadYes, it's a sad commentary on how our society has changed.  I feel the need to discuss this in much detail, but the issue is so big that it would be difficult to limit my comments to a reasonable length, so I guess I'll refrain from doing so. 
Quote from: Broni on December 06, 2007, 06:30:43 PM
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to
his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
...

I came along a few years after '67.
But for me, in high school,  it was after school hunting.       The shotgun was just laying on the back seat with a jacket tossed over it.
I wouldn't have shown it to the VP anyway.... never did like him.   

A pocketknife was in my pocket every day (still is),  from about 3rd grade on.
Or whenever it was that my father gave it to me.

I guess I'd be hauled off today .....  for doing nothing wrong.
Darn right it is sad.     There are a lot of nut jobs out there that will vote in all sorts of crazy stuff.
I go to a very small school, and a lot of anything said above that applies to schools does not apply to my school. Our shop teacher still whacks students on the back of the head with books when they misbehave in shop, but only when the student deserves it. You cant mess around with ancient equipment that has no safety features...

 I am glad that I go to such a small school, the things we get away with... Quote
Our shop teacher still whacks students on the back of the head with books when they misbehave in shop

That's why you behave....LOLIt's gonna get worse:

Headlines From The Year: 2028

Ozone created by electric cars now KILLING millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Still no practical use for embryonic stem cells. Research grants continue.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed ; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines....and as of now......

This is too true to be very funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans .  Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??


Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his BEERS,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax hi m until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

So, we have:
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.   
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?  Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to“press" 1 for English.


 
What the heck happened??Wow.  Seems like that was a very educated post.  Impressive....

Where did you get that little poem thing? Quote
Where did you get that little poem thing?
Someone sent a whole piece to me...
197.

Solve : 20 Things You Didn't Know About Living In Space?

Answer» http://discovermagazine.com/2007/nov/20-things-you-didn2019t-know-about-living-in-space

1  Nearly every astronaut experiences some space sickness, caused by the wildly confusing information reaching their inner ears. In addition to nausea, symptoms include headaches and trouble locating your own limbs. Just like college, really.

2  And those are the least of your worries. In weightlessness, fluids shift upward, causing nasal congestion and a puffy face; bones lose calcium, forming kidney stones; and muscles atrophy, slowing the bowels and shrinking the heart.

3  At least you’ll be puffy, constipated, and tall: The decreased pressure on the spine in zero-g causes most space travelers to grow about two inches.
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4  Lab rats sent into space during midpregnancy, while their fetuses’ inner ears are developing, spawn some seriously tipsy babies (PDF).

5  No humans have yet been conceived in space, so we can only imagine.

6  So that’s what it takes: A 2001 study showed that astronauts who snored on Earth snoozed silently in space.

7  But astronauts sleep less soundly; 16 sunrises a day throws a major wrench into their circadian rhythms.

8  And Ziggy played guitar. At the start of the workday on the space shuttle, mission control in Houston broadcasts wake-up music, usually selected with a particular astronaut in mind. On the all-work, no-play International Space Station, crews wake to an alarm clock.

9  If you are ever exposed to the vacuum of space without a suit on, don’t hold your breath: Sudden decompression would cause your lungs to rupture.

10  In addition, water on the tongue, in the nose, and in the eyes would boil away. This actually happened in 1965, when a space suit failed during a NASA experiment and the tester was exposed to a near vacuum for 15 seconds.

11  Contrary to Hollywood, though, you wouldn’t explode. LACK of oxygen in the BLOOD is what would kill you, but it would take about two minutes.

12  More explosion paranoia: Virgin Galactic, Richard Branson’s space-tourism company, reportedly considered barring women with *censored* implants due to fears that they might blow up.

13  John Glenn found it hard to choke down his food, but not because of the lack of GRAVITY: Early astronauts relied on aluminum tubes of semiliquid mush, food cubes, and dehydrated meals.

14  Today astronauts can spice up their meals with SALT and pepper—in liquid form. Sprinkled grains would float away, tickling noses and clogging vents.

15  Missing something? Those vents on the space shuttle and International Space Station serve as the lost and found, sucking up anything that’s floating about unsecured.

16  The shuttle commode requires that astronauts align themselves precisely in the dead center of the seat. A mock-up of the shuttle toilet, complete with built-in camera, is used to train them how to position themselves.

17  NASA tried building a bathroom into its space suits—a fitted condom attached to a bladder for men, a molded gynecological insert for women—but gave up and passed out diapers to all.

18 Returning astronauts report extreme difficulty moving their arms and legs right after touchdown, one reason why they call landing “the second birth.”

19  But some long-duration cosmonauts report that the hardest thing to readjust to about life on Earth is that when you let go of objects, they fall.

20  Better just to stay up there? Eighteen people have died on space missions, but never in space—always on the way up or the way down.
The 19th thing I didn't know about, was a good mental cartoon for me.
Boy! I would like to watch them drop stuff....

19  But some long-duration cosmonauts report that the hardest thing to readjust to about life on Earth is that when you let go of objects, they fall.
Some of those gave me a good chuckle.  Nice find, eh.  The diaper one almost made me laugh out loud.wah Broni you made me lose my confidence coz i wanted to be an astronaut :p

hey i've been to NASA  amonth ago coz i won this space competition and it's pretty cool actually. the astronauts told me that they loved it tho they do tend to get sick but it's worth it lol.
solar particles also can penetrate through the orbiter and their spacesuits so even when the astronauts had their eyes close, as the solar particles penetrate trough their brain, something switched on and they can see light even when they close their eyes. pretty scary but i loved doing the space walks. it's worth being an astronaut  I heard something a while back, but it could just be a rumor.

#1 reason for astronaut hopefuls getting rejected... eye sight. Quote
2  And those are the least of your worries. In weightlessness, fluids shift upward, causing nasal congestion and a puffy face; bones lose calcium, forming kidney stones; and muscles atrophy, slowing the bowels and shrinking the heart.
Surely, this makes longer space missions - missions lasting years - by human unfeasible, unless gravitational forces can somehow be simulated in a spacecraft. Quote from: quaxo on December 08, 2007, 08:38:29 AM
I heard something a while back, but it could just be a rumor.

#1 reason for astronaut hopefuls getting rejected... eye sight.

i think that only applies to pilots. anyway, there's always laser treatments right? o.oWell you can't get into the Space program without having been a pilot so that takes care of that issue...not sure what the requirements are with corrective laser surgery.
That's an interesting thought...That's something I heard years ago before laser surgery became available. I suppose that might not be true anymore if laser surgery is allowed for pilots or astronauts. Would be interesting to know.
198.

Solve : What kind of dinosaur are you??

Answer»

I so wanted to be a taradactyl.Ended up being T-Rex...

GoHereHey...I'm a Dilophosaurus!
The Dino was a show off....owh..geez..THANKS..I ended up as....



[saving space - attachment deleted by admin]Turtle here...I didn't know turtles  were included in dinos family...*censored*, the world keeps changing rapidly...LOOOOOOOLApparently, I am overly GENTLE.
Apatosaurus
And a vegetarian... I actually CANT eat a regular store bought steak and not get a stomach ache, but home-made cows () dont give me a stomach ache at all. I think they use some sort of secret chemical thats somehow part of a government conspiracy.

Other than that, steak is never something that really APPEALS to me. Thus, a garden salad sounds better, with Caesar dressing, of course. Apatosaurus. Quote from: Broni on December 04, 2007, 07:21:19 PM

I ended up as....



I guessed you would END up 'Raptor'    Quote from: patio on December 04, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
Turtle here...

'The Old Alligator Turtle' He could be a dinosaur...





I am a stegosaurus.
Apparently I'm an Allosaurus  lol cool quiz i'm Dilophosaurus!
199.

Solve : What the TV show "24" would have been like in 1994?

Answer»

This is HILARIOUS:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161

200.

Solve : DEAR ABBY COL!!!!?

Answer»

Dear Abby:
 My husband is a liar and a cheater. He has cheated on me from the
 beginning, and, when I confront him, he DENIES everything. What's
 worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job over six years ago, he hasn't EVEN looked
 for a new job. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the
 bills. Since our daughter is a professional and out of the HOME he
 doesn't even pretend
 to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
 Signed: Clueless.....

 


 
 Dear Clueless:
 Grow up and dump him. GOOD grief, woman. You don't need him anymore!
 You're a United STATES Senator from New York running for President of
 the United States. Act like one!