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2051.

Solve : Brave skydiver's human link stunt?

Answer» HTTP://uk.VIDEO.yahoo.com/watch/7333934/19166194

enjoy the video
2052.

Solve : TRON 3D?

Answer»

The original movie is awesome. I've GOT it on VHS The NEW ONE coming out will be 3D. I can't WAIT


That should be your new avatar...maybe, I'm going with carebear for a little while no one else wants to TAKE my poll ?

I'm going to be back in a couple of hours, and if there aren't more votes, everyone gets a DEMERIT..Quote from: EEVIAC on April 13, 2010, 01:40:09 AM

no one else wants to take my poll ?

I'm going to be back in a couple of hours, and if there aren't more votes, everyone gets a DEMERIT..

I didn't even know they were making a new TRON movie.yep, I can't wait to see those light cycles coming out of the screen at me..
2053.

Solve : China Quake 1,100 dead -BBC?

Answer» FRIDAY new EARTHQUAKE HIT China. Reports are 1,100 and more dead.
Here is the BBC with video.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8626131.stm
2054.

Solve : iPad changes or challenges society.?

Answer»

How does the ipad changes or challenges upper classes in a bureaucratic, sought-after, traditional way?

In augmentation, how does the ipad do cloud nine with to the 3 disciplines of Meditation processes, Sociology, and Anthropology?

Thanks.Quote from: CawaRottadent on April 13, 2010, 09:13:39 AM

How does the ipad changes or challenges upper classes in a bureaucratic, sought-after, traditional way?

In augmentation, how does the ipad do cloud nine with to the 3 disciplines of Meditation processes, Sociology, and Anthropology?

Thanks.

The problems of the ipad are five fold:


Trauma-Harmed Emergence Immunity from Psyche-Actualized Dissonance and Injury-Saturated Narcissism Obfuscated by Theraputic Gradation and Oral-Obsessed Dyslexia

Trauma-Harmed Ennui Illness of Pseudo-Aware Dependence and Injury-Suggested Nepotism Obscured by Theraputic Genesis and Oral-Oriented Depression

Transiently Hormonal Ego-Induced Popularity Affliction of Developmentally Inherited Stimulus-Necessitated Optimism Theorized by Graphically Oral-Obsessed Discontinuity

Transiently Hierarchical Empathy Impediment of Pessimistic Auto-Driven Intelligence and Social Narcissism Obfuscated by Transiently General Oral-Optimized Discord


They all agree however- T.H.E.I.P.A.D.I.S.N.O.T.G.O.O.DBC, your post made more sense to me than the original post.Quote from: BC_Programmer on April 13, 2010, 02:57:37 PM
Transiently Hormonal Ego-Induced Popularity Affliction of Developmentally Inherited Stimulus-Necessitated Optimism Theorized by Graphically Oral-Obsessed Discontinuity
Actually makes some sense. "IPAD" results on viewable, well-liked and close-fisted ways is lithe casing a disciplinary facer irreplaceable CITIES of the US (to a eminently, coextensive with less). controlled in these cities, the effects would be hellishly minutest account theconomicic climate. The people just so simulated insight be the macheads, some deep kids and poor professionals (man-kids), draw nigh not including 10% of the people of the richer cities in the US.
In more associated with terms, the effects may be like this - In get a look to lunch: A renewed genre of Ipad "haves" and have-nots", with con-comittant USING of the Ipad as an hearing of plain power and snobbery. The haughtiness between people who can lessen over and beyond up unproductive **** versus those who be missing central necessities (like a the mobster essentials) nip widen.

Troupe: All the hoopla in the Ipad in the media sounds like it is a "licit" foretoken of change. To a greater distance how, metrical the Ipod/ iphone extraordinarily did not capture any philanthropic influential sound in the society. The Ipad is norm more of a stupid gizmo in broader in fashion terms.
Anthropology: Seriously?New: WePad. On the news here this morning, apparently it already has 20,000 signed up to buy.OMG, I must be lost, I thought I was in the Off Topic forum, not in the On Heavy DRUGS forum.I'll take 'Drugs' for five hundred Alex..I just copy pasted from a online babble generator.Quote from: Quantos on April 14, 2010, 01:40:37 PM
I'll take 'Drugs' for five hundred Alex..

OK Quantos, drugs for 500..


A controlled substance USED to "expand your mind" popular in 1960s Western Culture. Pretermit the punters. Most of the changes transfer ribald, but pregnant societal effect choice coins politics.

The psychopathic with computers and software purpose bang on develop is that it is hush controlled by people who oddly value inscrutability and thickness, simply because assorted of the tools against to conceive devices are themselves complex and opaque. To this day the mind-boggling flood of people who solicit computers do not uprising, not do they lead up to buffer, agree to CPU speeds, SET, backside bus speeds, serial ports or CMOS batteries. It's ascetically incongruous what the specs of the munitions are to people who utterly eat one's heart out in search to generate and or absolute digital media, be it predilection, entertainment, or ideas.

The iPad is the opening reasonable multimedia coat of arms designed exclusively to be hardened days of old people with pygmy or no detailed knowledge. And the technology obsessed can escalation rapidly up and down all they be short of for up tech specs and tinkering and other esoterica, but the particulars of the theme is that no inseparable has to connect anything up an foolhardy transmissions to glean the kids to commission, dodge old-fashioned after day to obligation or angel in the construction of a building. There commitment multitudinous times be a avidness after on the side of specialised education, and those people dauntless unexceptionally be mainly to unbigoted, renewal and fight after technology. But millions of people please each other sign up with via substantial contemn a proffer to tolerable accustomed and they nettle wholly no ranking whatsoever to unscramble or be first-rate to renewal and or remodel the white moving, and they should not be required to do so.

So doubtlessly in preference to of 20 years profuse of the purveyors of technological voyages after been incapable of producing robust technology that is also basic to utter because they own dog-tired subordinate or no rival to overtures to maturing from a usability standpoint.

Except repayment in pertinence to Apple. And years people into on to upon the power of technology that anyone can impel into delivery, they frame temper as a succour to other technologies that decide on corrugate of utilize ruin in nimiety of insensate tech specs and seaport overload. Cogitate on of how multifarious people using demand PCs prove not definitely magical beliefs solely hither machinery because of the acidulous countryside of the technology, and how this limits their musing with regards to the appositeness of technology. Is it any uncertainty the unbalanced robustness that their are people cool at times filler primitive give nutty stubs and sales sheets sooner than help when they don't bank the technology that's high-flown upon them, with a indicate of arcane and futile rules solely required because the technology is purposely designed to be arcane?

“Potential. Promise. Hope. That, if anything, is the genuine bewitching of it. In the meantime, it's lower than beneath unimaginative to a lissome kind start”.


Do you round the iMac? The first one? It was the anything else portent that Apple was frustrate underneath Steve Jobs control. It heralded something advanced on account of Apple, and something budding payment loving computing. Not the colours, later they went away. And it wasn’t what it had seeking specs, it’s what it was missing: a floppy, and serial ports. Ruminate over how crave it took in nook of the sweat to circuit hooker rid of that junk. Up until matrix year we could work secure with no holds barred on Dell servers with PS2 ports. More than 10 years after Jobs showed the mo = 'modus operandi', MOTHERBOARDS were cluttered with the detritus of in a hold of wavering technologies. All in the enquiry of not upsetting anyone.

The attacks on the iMac’s insist of a floppy (a technology outdated and all but ungainly operate then) were piercing and amusing then. How do they look conditions with gigabit network connections and 16 gig USB sticks that guise on a keychain?

But where this ties in with the iPad is this: that leisurely iMac was using a Powerbook motherboard. Was the iMac a Find Mary? Composed in re-examination it seems like it. And how much show, components ploy coding was saved about using essentially underneath the sun usual the shelf parts? Positively truly a bit. But it didn’t material, because the iMac was not a latest upon of components so much as a eccentric concept of the to the quintessence computer. That of the computer as an appliance, as heterogeneous writers on tech blogs and wanting inquire discussed, some with high-mindedness, some with disgust. The iMac got particularly ironmongery and it began it’s evolvement to the barometer and aluminum gravitation we can encounter into today. But it conditions changed from that maverick concept. Cork it in, remodel it on. And with Bluetooth, and WiFi, you were down to draught plug.Quote from: EEVIAC on April 14, 2010, 07:58:06 PM
OK Quantos, drugs for 500..


A controlled substance used to "expand your mind" popular in 1960s Western Culture.

I think the question is 'Why do I suffer flashbacks?' Alex.Not much at all,it's companionless untroubled to note communications better.I get it......i think.
2055.

Solve : Why are you here??

Answer»

And what do you think you are doing?Quote from: mr-bisquit on April 16, 2010, 12:33:44 PM

And what do you think you are doing?

what are you doing? and why are you asking this? No wait ! This IS a good topic..


My goal at CH is to see what I can do to get mr. bisquit as confused and annoyed as possible.

Why else would I possibly want to be a MEMBER of a place, such as CH ? ?


Quote from: EEVIAC on April 16, 2010, 09:32:50 PM
No wait ! This IS a good topic..


My goal at CH is to see what I can do to get mr. bisquit as confused and annoyed as possible.

Why else would I possibly want to be at such a place as CH...

I just can't see any other reason



OK, seriously, *censored* is with the attitudes here? somebody likes BSD and not windows so suddenly he's our enemy? He knows more about things we are unfamiliar with so we have to annoy and confuse him at every chance? I mean, sure, I did that, at first, but he made several interesting points, and there is absolutely no denying that having him as a visitor can provide great gains to this forum, especially with regard to Linux/FreeBSD and other systems.

I can use Linux, and FreeBSD, but I can guarantee that mr.bisquit can use them better. Many people on this forum know this- they know that they could never figure out qemu, or various other tools of that sort, without assistance. And that makes them feel vulnerable. and when they feel vulnerable, they get defensive.

Let's not forget the completely unrelated random comments like "I use a freeBSD disc as a coaster" how is that helpful? Is this anyway to treat an obvious credit to the forum if he decides to offer his assistance? No.


it's one thing to disagree with somebody but it's quite another to disagree with their opinion simply because it is their opinion.

It's high time we realize that just because the Windows Operating system holds the most marketing share that neither means it is the best nor does it mean that everybody seeking help here will be using it. And if the entire purpose of this forum is to provide assistance it seems only logical that having somebody that can help provide assistance that most other cannot is a huge asset.

I may not agree with mr.bisquit on everything, but I know enough not to let those disagreements fuel ridiculous posts like those made by Quantos and several other members, including myself(at first), and although I doubt mr.bisquit was at all affected by it (he has nerves of steel, which I think may contribute to why everybody seems so intent on "making him as confused and annoyed" as possible) I do apologize for those.

What does my post have to do with operating system preference ?

You are allowed smart a** remarks sometimes and no one else is ? ?

common !
Quote from: EEVIAC on April 16, 2010, 09:59:39 PM
What does my post have to do with operating system preference ?

You are allowed smart a** remarks sometimes and no one else is ? ?

common !


I wasn't addressing you DIRECTLY. I just happened to use your post as a sample of a larger set of similar themed posts- including the ones I made.hmm, ok


sure you were




This topic is instigative, IMOI like the forum here somewhat.

It's probably the first Windows-centric forum I have found which isn't full of snobs and dolts.
Quote from: mr-bisquit on April 16, 2010, 10:35:05 PM
It's probably the first Windows-centric forum I have found which isn't full of snobs and dolts.

You should fit right in then, mr. bisquitThere is actually a sense of humor here.
BC, I'm good for now. Thanks.
Quote from: mr-bisquit on April 16, 2010, 10:35:05 PM
It's probably the first Windows-centric forum I have found which isn't full of snobs and dolts.

[slashdot meme]
You must be new here...
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Well put BC...Quote from: Salmon Trout on April 17, 2010, 01:42:10 AM
[slashdot meme]
You must be new here...
[/slashdot meme]


ok, my turn!

[tdWTF meme]
TRWTF is community server
Wooden table
Congratulations, you are TRWTF
[/tdWTF]

heh, Only there can a post about a screwed up text box devolve into an argument about java UI, further devolve into a Mac VS Windows Vs Linux debate, devolve even into scrollbars versus scrollwheels, return to the java vs everything else debate, introduce "jabascript" to the conversation, go on for a few posts postulating what jabascript is, eventually concluding it has something to do with the hutts, turn yet again into a comparison and argument about compiled versus INTERPRETED languages, and finally ending with a completely random simpsons quote.

Actually that's quite typical of THREADS there. the main thing to note is that out of 20 or so posts not a single one was related to the ORIGINAL one. awesome.

2056.

Solve : Facistic system??

Answer»

So, I live in Belgium. Yep.

The educational system works like this, in there:

Students of highschool are classified and split into 3 groups:

- ASO
- TSO
- BSO

Summary:

- ASO: General studying. You get a packet of all general courses including languages and math.
Purpose: studying further to university when completed.

- TSO: Technical studying. These are the techs, including electricians, engineers, musicians, ..
Purpose: Either further to university or get a job

- BSO: Retarded studying. These are the dumbest people you can find.
Not necessarily are they dumb, but they put the people with the lowest marks/intelligence here.
Math level in the 4th year (you are 15-16 years old then) of highschool in this part of the system is adding, substracting, dividing.
I've said enough.
Purpose: go work immediately after highschool, because you just studied only one specific
thing which was meant for you to get a job in it. Examples: painter, construction worker, drawing artist,
wood worker, boat worker... in other words, the worst jobs out there. i.e. jobs for the 'big guys'.

This is how it works: you get into highschool, you start at ASO, if they find you didn't have such good grades (let's say you failed at 4 courses), they say 'hm, maybe it's better we put him in an education system that's less heavy on the theory'. So, they put him in TSO. However, did this young person get way too many bad grades in his first year (15 to 33 bad grades for example), they say, *censored* this guy is dumb. Let's put him with the retards. They put him in BSO.

My question to you fellas is,
what if this 11 yo kid just get into highschool and was not mature enough to keep paying attention or care about his studies? What if he was SLIGHTLY dyslexic, or needed logopedy assistance in order to study better? What if he was intelligent enough for ASO but he lacked maturity and thus failed so many courses his first year? What if he wasn't mature enough to understand the way books were structured? Guess what, now he is stuck there forever, with the retards.

Do you think it's fair for this kid to be blocked from university for the rest of his life unless he pays the government a big fat $$$ or gets into external exams from the government, seperately?

Do you know how this messes up the entire life!!!! of this kid? Once you are in BSO, you are never ever allowed, by anyone, by any school, ever anymore, into something higher (such as TSO, ASO)!!. I believe this to be very discriminating!! It makes me angry. This is how they put low class people (read: not rich), politics wise (oh, let's put him with the dumber ones immediately) and foreigners immediately in the lowest class -> BSO. Yeah, it's all little politics. I know it. This is how snobby SCHOOLS make sure foreigners don't get into the world mixed with their rich, snobby culture kids. Yes, you walk past an all-ASO-kids school, guess what you see? Ferrari's, convertibles, astor martin's, BMW last models... yeah, that's politics for you. That's racism for you aswell. *censored* bastards. It makes me furious.

What do you see in the more common community schools where everybody goes to? You see normal working parents with normal cars and normal people. They call this a DEMOCRACY?! This is not a democracy!! I find it to be facism.

Is it fair to put kids in cages like this? Why can't they just put them all together in an all general class with general purpose studying? For God's sake! Is this a democratic system? To divide everyone by intelligence and grades?! Disgusting, that's what I say.

The poor kids get blocked from university straight away and get into a very bad lifestyle, where his classmates are thugs, people who don't care about studying, demotivated people, violent people.. all the worst guys together. Yeah, you don't wanna be studying with that kind of people. It doesn't particularly motivate you.


Is it fair to deprive someone of a decent education and give him a really crappy one instead?!
And guess what!!! The pretty, rich boys and girls get to go to university!! Wow, democracy!!

Anyway..

Let me know your thoughts on this, if anyone.
Just thought I'd tell you all what a horrible education system Belgium has.

Do you by any chance mean fascist?IQ is the ability to learn at a certain rate not the amount of knowledge or experience a person has amassed.
Other people learn at different rates. one individual may have a learning disability in mathematics yet be considered a genius in reading. Yes I mean fascist.

Still I don't think they should be divided into groups like this. Plain unfair.
Not to mention it messes up thousands' of children's futures.As much as I'd like to leave my post as it was, out of courtesy to the forum I'm deleting it.In Ontario, you have multiple CHOICES. Academic (including Gifted Cluster), Applied, and Locally Developed. You are never forced into which category you learn in, however they "reccomend" which structure you "should" go to within the first few weeks of taking a course. Erm Allan? You can say it in pm if you want.
Yeah helpmeh that's how it should be here..I'm TRYING to guess which of the three streams Treval has been assigned to... I think I know the answer...

That's very funny Salmon. No, I'm angry for the rest of the suckers who are assigned to that.Quote

Erm Allan? You can say it in pm if you want.
Heh, I think for your sake, no. Treval,

What happens if you put all the kids in the same grade in the same class room and expect to teach them all the exact same way???


Let me tell you what happens

The kids that learn faster get bored and are not challenged because the teacher has to go slower for the other kids. Therefore they don't reach their full potential.

The kids that learn at a normal rate are ok because the teacher is teaching more on their level as most students fit into this category.

The kids that take longer to learn are still getting left BEHIND and aren't learning what they need to because the teachers don't have time to give them the extra attention they need.

While splitting these kids up isn't always an ideal solution and you can't possibly have a special kind of class for each kind of student most school systems tend to try and work it out the best they can. You will still have some students in each group that is struggling.

I still think that one shouldn't forbid to go back to a higher level once in the lower level.

'Allan; kpac are now ignored'Why on earth would I be PMing you anyway?Quote from: mroilfield on April 17, 2010, 03:29:33 AM
The kids that learn faster get bored and are not challenged because the teacher has to go slower for the other kids. Therefore they don't reach their full potential.
- Academic: Gifted Cluster
Quote from: mroilfield on April 17, 2010, 03:29:33 AM
The kids that learn at a normal rate are ok because the teacher is teaching more on their level as most students fit into this category.
- Academic
Quote from: mroilfield on April 17, 2010, 03:29:33 AM
The kids that take longer to learn are still getting left behind and aren't learning what they need to because the teachers don't have time to give them the extra attention they need.
- Applied or Locally Developed
2057.

Solve : what a lucky woman?

Answer»

ok harry, let's not push it ... I wonder why the lady parked her car on the GRASS, right next to a tree, INSTEAD of in a parking space...... Quote from: michaewlewis on April 15, 2010, 10:04:46 AM

I wonder why the lady parked her car on the grass, right next to a tree, instead of in a parking space......

The car wanted to keep it's tires cool, obviously.Quote from: EEVIAC on April 15, 2010, 08:23:41 AM
ok harry, let's not push it ...


cannot push it there's a big rock on TOP Use the FORCE


The Force is strong with you, harry..
2058.

Solve : problem with our public digital TV?

Answer»

We have a CRT television and we have a digital - analogue converter box. Anyone living in the US knows by now, about the the recent switch-over from analogue broadcasting to digital broadcasting, by television networks.

We get a large black box on our screen with some gobbly-gook coding in the box. This happens on every single channel we get. We have to turn the converter box off, and then back on to get to back to normal. But it always comes back...

See picture..

Anyone else have this problem ? We don't actually have the greatest antenna though. It's a rabbit ears antenna. That might have something to do with it. It's not optimized for for digital reception like other ANTENNAS...





[recovering disk space - old attachment deleted by admin]My best guess is that you got a bad converter box. I don't think the problem has ANYTHING to do with your rabbit ears antenna, although if you can I would get a better antenna. I KNOW if your in a apartment or condo, that's not always possible.

Usually a digital signal either works, or it doesn't work. When it is on the edge of not working usually you will see the picture pixelize, or break up, before it goes blank.

I've never seen a black box like that pop up.maybe the converter needs a firmware update


I don't know. Yes we do live in an apartment complex


I kinda liked the analogue signaling better. If it didn't come in well, at least yo could still watch it.. It would just be a little fuzzy

It has only been about 1 year though, the technology will probably get better...Quote from: EEVIAC on April 18, 2010, 12:21:56 AM

maybe the converter needs a firmware update

Maybe, but most of the over the air digital to analog converters I've seen don't look like they were meant for upgrading. You just need to check with the manufacture.actually, it was just a joke... Maybe they do have firmware... I don't know

Wouldn't hurt in checking into I guess..Quote from: EEVIAC on April 18, 2010, 12:59:12 AM
actually, it was just a joke... Maybe they do have firmware... I don't know

Wouldn't hurt in checking into I guess..

Here in the UK (Great Britain) the switchover is happening in stages; my area switched over 2 weeks ago. The boxes do have firmware, and the firmware gets updated "over the air". When an update is available for a particular model of box, an update signal is included in the transmitted data stream. Once the box has received, verified and stored the update code, it will reboot the next time it is in standby mode at 3 AM. Alternatively the update procedure can be triggered manually from the box's setup menu. I very much doubt that US boxes are very different in this regard. Two things that became widely known the day after analog was switched off:

(1) There are some older boxes around that have obsolete firmware and cannot be updated. This came out when UK digital TV went over to a mode called "Split NIT". The NIT or Network Information Table was split in the original specification but not implemented by some converter box companies. These assumed a single NIT would always be used and owners of these boxes lost channels permanently as the system went over to DUAL NITs.

(2) People who had been getting OK analog reception with indoor antennas were now getting zilch.

The fact that power cycling the box restores proper working makes me wonder if a firmware upgrade has not completed properly. I suggest searching the setup options for manual upgrade and carrying it out. However: these boxes are so cheap that it may be worth getting a new one. Many people have done this here where the cheapest box I have seen cost 15 UK pounds (23 US dollars).

Another thing: find out the maker and model number and do a Google search for discussion forums to see if anybody else is having this problem, although personally I think it is screwed.
thx for that, Trout
2059.

Solve : vista start up sound?

Answer»

I just heard the Vista start-up .wav sound PLAY, somewhere in the distance.

Someone is using Vista


What is the point of this topic ? I don't KNOW
its me sorry i'll turn it down there is no point to this topic i think it will get lockedit's the old windows 2K startup sound for me, somebody is definitely using it STILL. Or was I just dreaming? Well, Kids by MGMT has been playing in my head for the past 2 days. Quote from: 2x3i5x on April 21, 2010, 05:25:19 PM

it's the old windows 2K startup sound for me, somebody is definitely using it still. Or was I just dreaming?

I like the default Windows 98 start up sound..

I got the .wav file off my 98 laptop and use it on my XP machine...
2060.

Solve : Is your wardrobe organized ??

Answer»

We are probably the least organized family when it comes to storing clothes.

We have drawers but generally what happens is, we do laundry and it never gets FOLDED, so there is usually just a big pile of laundry. If either of us runs out of clean laundry we end up using each others clothes (no, I don't wear my wife's underwear). So technically, we do not have a wardrobe. We have a community pile of clothes in which the household has equal RIGHTS to..

We do manage to keep out dirty laundry and clean laundry separate.



Quote from: EEVIAC on April 23, 2010, 03:51:32 AM

(no, I don't wear my wife's underwear)


Dude... you have no idea what you're missing....


lolQuote from: BC_Programmer on April 23, 2010, 05:23:12 AM

Dude... you have no idea what you're missing....


lol

I will agree with this. His wife has some pretty comfortable underwear. Eeviac you should give it a try some time. Well, when I was little I use to put on my mom's pantie hose




Quote from: EEVIAC on April 23, 2010, 05:57:54 AM
Well, when I was little I use to put on my mom's pantie hose






So did I!

Don't remember how I got back from your house, though. ok, very funny


enough about my mom, now



I guess no ONE wants to talk about their clothes Quote from: EEVIAC on April 23, 2010, 06:03:17 AM
I guess no one wants to talk about their clothes

I thought we were talking about your wife's clothes???ok, enough about my wife, too Quote from: EEVIAC on April 23, 2010, 06:15:27 AM
ok, enough about my wife, too

OK OK we will leave your wife and mother alone. Just curious here but you wouldn't happen to be from Alabama would you? I am just wondering if we were picking on the same person when we were talking about your wife and mom.


You had to know these kind of comments were coming when you put the part in your original post about not wearing your wife's underwear.Quote from: mroilfield on April 23, 2010, 07:04:28 AM
OK OK we will leave your wife and mother alone. Just curious here but you wouldn't happen to be from Alabama would you? I am just wondering if we were picking on the same person when we were talking about your wife and mom.


That reminds me of the Southern American version of One of Avril Lavignes songs-

Quote
Tell me how was I supposed to know we were both related
believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
(what to do now?)
Should I go ahead, and Propose, and get hitched, and have kids,
with eleven toes!
And move to Alabama where that kind of THING is tolerated?

OK, I LIED. it's actually weird al's version..

Quote from: mroilfield on April 23, 2010, 07:04:28 AM
OK OK we will leave your wife and mother alone. Just curious here but you wouldn't happen to be from Alabama would you? I am just wondering if we were picking on the same person when we were talking about your wife and mom.

No. I'm a home-grown purebred Californian.


Quote
You had to know these kind of comments were coming when you put the part in your original post about not wearing your wife's underwear.

yes, figured they were coming. I actually never really expected anyone to talk about their own clothes, either. hehe

This is a publicity stunt Hee hee

I was feeling kind of insecure and was hoping I could get some members to post to my topic, to make me feel wanted BC.. that weird Al song is hilarious. I couldn't get through the whole thing.. It's too earlyQuote from: EEVIAC on April 23, 2010, 08:32:47 AM
BC.. that weird Al song is hilarious. I couldn't get through the whole thing.. It's too early
would you like me to sing the rest for you? I have the words memorized. I don't think I could handle it
2061.

Solve : LaserDisc Player?

Answer»

Anyone know how much a Laserdisc PLAYER would go for nowadays? (more specifically, a Pioneer LD 838D)Twenty-six DOLLARS ("puja ganadora" means "WINNING bid")

This ONE had no takers at a starting price of $49...

Quote

Pioneer LD-838D laserVision/laser-Disc Player w/Remote

Item condition:--

Ended:01 Feb, 2010 20:32:39 GMT

Bid history:0 bids

Starting bid:US $49.00

or

Price:US $129.99

but this one sold...

Quote
Pioneer LD-838D Laser Disc Player

Estado del artículo:Used

Finalizado:07 feb 2010 21:39:58 H.Esp

Historial de pujas:3 pujas

Puja ganadora:USD26,00
Yeah I checked eBay..... LOOKS like it's not worth selling....If you have a good library of disks to sell with the player it might increase the value.
2062.

Solve : car for sale in Ireland?

Answer»

The FOLLOWING is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper

YOU MUST CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE IT

Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen

Only 50 miles.

Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never DRIVEN hard.

Original tyres.

Original BRAKES.

Original fuel and oil.

Only 1 driver.

Owner wishing to sell due to EMPLOYMENT lay-off.

Photo attached --- You HAVE to see this. . .


[recovering disk space - old attachment deleted by admin]I'm a little curious how they got the car there, not to mention why?How - ferry
Why - blue is a nice colorIt's a miracle it is 25 years old and only has 50 miles on it!!!Quote from: Helpmeh on April 27, 2010, 05:52:38 PM

It's a miracle it is 25 years old and only has 50 miles on it!!!

Question: what would you do with the car on the island?Drive to the other side of the island and have a PICNIC?Quote from: 2x3i5x on April 27, 2010, 06:46:11 PM
Question: what would you do with the car on the island?
Question: do you think I was not being sarcastic?Why? To get from the boat to the lighthouse.

Pretty cool. Original fuel. LolQuote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 27, 2010, 07:13:31 PM
Why? To get from the boat to the lighthouse.

Pretty cool. Original fuel. Lol

The fuel has probably gone bad and gunking up a few things. Fuel additives shorten the usable lifespan of the product.Quote
The fuel has probably gone bad and gunking up a few things.
Sea water. at least it still works after all the sea water and weatherQuote from: harry 48 on April 28, 2010, 12:17:55 PM
at least it still works after all the sea water and weather

Yeah, but I bet the undercarriage and body is rusted out from all of that salt. Quote from: rthompson80819 on April 27, 2010, 06:51:35 PM
Drive to the other side of the island and have a picnic?
Listen to the radio. Reception is no good inside the light house.
2063.

Solve : bad car and bike crash?

Answer»

Do you see the motorcycle

click to enlarge

[recovering disk space - old attachment deleted by admin]The Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately 85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the motorcycle. The riders reaction time was not sufficient ENOUGH to avoid this accident. The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them. The VOLKSWAGEN actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 20 feet from where the collision took place. All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department.
Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Wake up people , Stop talking on Cell phones and
Texting while trying to drive. Put your Cell phone
in the back seat !!!






[recovering disk space - old attachment deleted by admin]images are doctored.Quote from: harry 48 on May 03, 2010, 02:46:37 PM


A picture is worth a thousand words.

The pictures are authentic. The pictures have not been altered.

Three people are deadQuote from: marvinengland on May 03, 2010, 04:26:32 PM
Three people are dead

thought he said they lived- that wouldn't make sense.

Also, the mention of essentially "forward this to everybody" made it seem like a chain letter.Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 03, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
thought he said they lived- that wouldn't make sense.

Also, the mention of essentially "forward this to everybody" made it seem like a chain letter.


forward to everyone to show them what talking on a mobile phone while driving brings about


This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department.

the above should prove to you that the photos are real I agree nobody should ever text while driving. Talking on a cell phone is a little different.

I've worked for several companies that have replaced mobile radios with cell phones and have not seen accidents increase. It's all about paying more attention to driving than talking. Sometimes in heavy traffic you just don't answer the phone. Sometimes you need to pull over to the side of the road to talk.

The fact that the guy on the bike was doing 85 mph in an area where there were side streets makes him as much, or even more, at fault than the woman on the cell phone. BTW, I've had more than half a dozen bikes. When you are on a bike you just have to assume that all the other drivers are idiots and don't see you.

I do support banning any one under 18, or maybe even 21, from talking while driving. At that age you are still learning to drive and don't need the added distraction of a cell phone.So.. if the woman wasn't on the phone at the time (which was three years ago when this happend)- The motorcycle rider was still going way over the speed limit.

Besides, what if she was a smoker? you know as well as I do if that was the case they WOULD have ruled the cause of death to be from smoking.

I love how we're blaming the person on the cellphone when it was the motorcycle rider who just got their license and was going over the speed limit.

"it's alright to blast down roads at 85 miles per hour, just don't use a cellphone while you do it"


This is WHY there is a speed limit. if the motorcycle rider was going the speed limit, he would have been able to avoid the VW. additionally, again- what would have happened if the woman wasn't on the cellphone? would she have had supernatural perceptive powers and been able to predict that somebody would be going three times the speed limit and she should wait?

I can see the newspapers headlines:

"drunk driver collides with parked car. Woman found on cellphone with a cigarette inside facing charges for killing the man with her second hand smoke"


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"drunk driver collides with parked car. Woman found on cellphone with a cigarette inside facing charges for killing the man with her second hand smoke"

Pretty much SAYS it all...If you pull out of the side street, you're not going to see the motorcycle. By the time you do, phone or no phone, it'll be too late to do anything.Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 03, 2010, 10:56:25 PM
If you pull out of the side street, you're not going to see the motorcycle. By the time you do, phone or no phone, it'll be too late to do anything.


agreed
2064.

Solve : Aliens?

Answer»

According to Stephen HAWKING maybe the MOVIE ALIENS is not so FAR off after all.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20003358-71.html?tag=mncol;postsThanks for the LINK added an article for my website..

2065.

Solve : Warning, swindlers!?

Answer»

People, don't use servise Link Removed in Aurope and russia!
I send there 3 SMS, lost 15 dollars and got not workin' soft.
Do not fall for these scams tricks and tell it to your friends, becouse it's not pleasantly =(
Now i will never send any sms in internet.

==============

Why post the link ? ? Text would be OK...

patio.Thanks for stopping by. Don't let the door..........open.Where the heck is Aurope?Quote from: JJ 3000 on May 08, 2010, 12:47:15 AM

Where the heck is Aurope?

It's across the Utlantic Ocean from North Emerica, I think.

Actually, what the OP describes is a well known scam, which has been operated in my country, (Great Britain) as well. It depends on the fact that third party suppliers can sell services to cell phone users and get payment via the user's account. What happens is this:

1. The victim typically Googles for "send sms via internet" or "download free ringtone"
2. One of the hits includes something like "Send SMS to any cell phone FREE!!!" or "Free ringtone!!!"
3. The victim clicks the link.
4. The victim sees an inviting web page with easy-to-follow links to send an SMS, choose a ringtone, etc.
5. The victim fills in their own cell number, SENDS the message or gets the "free" ringtone or game or whatever
8. (Better) If the victim is using pay-as-you-GO (prepay) they find fairly soon their airtime credit has decreased dramatically.
9. (Worse) If the victim is on a billed plan they find out at bill time that charges have been applied to their account.
10. They go back to the website and read the (well hidden) conditions and see that by clicking "OK" they have actually signed up to a "service" involving "useful" software, services, ring tones etc, at so much a month, first payment deductible immediately. The "free" stuff comes with the paid for service. They also see that to cancel they have to call a premium-rate number which turns out to play them a WHOLE bunch of recorded messages before they get to cancel. Alternatively they call their cell service provider who cancels the service, but will not refund the charges. In my country we have a Telecommunications Regulator and they can take down service providers who trap people unfairly but it takes time and they often just re-register under a new name.

2066.

Solve : Squeezing my giblets?

Answer»

What do you think of this?
HTTP://forums.freebsd.org/showthread.php?t=13827Criticism both POSITIVE and negative WOULD be APPRECIATED.

2067.

Solve : great photos of the volcano?

Answer»

hope you enjoy these



HTTP://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.htmlReally awesome pictures. Anybody ever learn how to pronounce the name of the volcano?volcano as in vol/cane/oQuote from: HARRY 48 on April 21, 2010, 04:33:50 PM

volcano as in vol/cane/o

Quote from: rthompson80819 on April 21, 2010, 04:23:37 PM
Really awesome pictures. Anybody ever learn how to pronounce the name of the volcano?
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Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced [ˈɛɪjaˌfjatlaˌjœːkʏtl̥], listen (help·info))—Icelandic for "Eyja-fjalla glacier" or "island-mountain glacier"[1]—is one of the smaller glaciers of Iceland, situated to the north of Skógar and to the west of Mýrdalsjökull. The icecap of the glacier covers a volcano with a summit elevation of 1,666metres (5,466ft). The volcano has erupted relatively FREQUENTLY since the last glacial period, most recently from 1821 to 1823 and again in 2010.[2][3][4]


Now...the real trouble is how to pronounce ˈɛɪjaˌfjatlaˌjœːkʏtl̥. Wow, that's even harder.Pages not found?Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 22, 2010, 02:49:15 AM
Pages not found?
This? http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.htmlQuote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 22, 2010, 02:49:15 AM
Pages not found?

works for me Wait I can see it now. Fascinating...Great shots. The LIGHTNING in the ash plume is amazing.Nicely Done...

Kudos to you...well done thos are good pics i like the first one
2068.

Solve : how many views will this thread get??

Answer»

how MANY VIEWS will this THREAD get? I hope not many, and I hope a moderator deletes it. this is for "chat" rite? if i did this in other forum AREAS then ya it WILL get DELETED. u should be a moderator3

2069.

Solve : Asking from the other side?

Answer»

This post/thread is not for CAUSING any trouble.
I'd like to KNOW how you- being a Windows-centric PROGRAMMER- would go about describing your methods and approaches to me- being a non-Windows user.
Do not worry whether or not I UNDERSTAND, just describe in a way that makes you comfortable.I guess people are afraid that I will ridicule them.
Unfortunately, your ASSUMPTION is wrong.
Either

1 - They dont understand the question

OR

2 - They dont care

2070.

Solve : Evil tech idol contest?

Answer» VOTE for your FAVORITE EVIL TECH IDOL contestant.

http://www.esarcasm.com/14359/evil-tech-idol/
2071.

Solve : Relationship advice?

Answer»
WELL, i'm back.....and you'll never BELIEVE it....it was the hard drive after all

Thanks PATIO.

(Now can you lock this topic, it's now redundant)You're Welcome...

Glad i could help.
If i said i was single again would you all tell me to go jump??? Quote from: reddevilggg on May 15, 2010, 06:26:45 PM
If i said i was single again would you all tell me to go jump???
Nahh...I'm single! However, my "love life" is a lot more complicated than I'd like... Quote from: Helpmeh on May 15, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Nahh...I'm single!/quote]

You're 14! I hope you are still single.
Quote from: rthompson80819 on May 15, 2010, 07:23:17 PM
I hope you are still single.

Hooray, i THINK i'm free from the PRYING eyes, ha fat chance,

Hello guest.Quote from: reddevilggg on May 16, 2010, 05:10:21 PM
Hooray, i think i'm free from the prying eyes, ha fat chance,

Hello guest.
What?Quote from: reddevilggg on May 16, 2010, 05:10:21 PM
Hooray, i think i'm free from the prying eyes, ha fat chance,

are you saying you're pursuing fat chicks now?Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 16, 2010, 07:52:46 PM
are you saying your pursuing fat chicks now?
Fat chicks are just like a moped, lots of fun to ride - until your friends catch you.
2072.

Solve : Scary License Plate?

Answer»

Quote from: patio on MAY 16, 2010, 03:47:26 PM

How do you propose we can do this ? ?
LET's try by enforcing ourselves and our own posts. The more people BICKER about who's off topic and who isn't just makes it worse.You should start a Forum then...
Quote
How do you propose we can do this ? ?

Any member of Congress WOULD make an excellent resource to explain how we do this, as they are expert at being off topic while seemingly on topic.



As far as the license plate...yes, quite the warning.Just how much can we say about this licence plate, or are we supposed to be discussing anything but the tag?um...this topic is located in

Home / Other / Other / Off topic

and we're debating wether it's "allowed" to be off-topic? If you want to keep a topic on-topic you don't ask how topics GO off-topic, because then YOU are switching the topic to why topics go off-topic and making no attempt to keep things on-topic. The only thing that would keep a topic on-topic is on-topic posts.

And the fact that it's in the off-topic forum basically means it doesn't matter anyway.

@ BC......... top reply, is that why it says 'genius' under your name?
2073.

Solve : Catastrophic Risk Map of the United States?

Answer»

Quote

Catastrophic Risk MAP of the United States

This AWARD winning map represents the combined RELATIVE risk of the four most COSTLY INSURED hazards across the United States - earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes and hailstorms. The map includes:

A common measure of aggregate risk from these perils nationwide
A "Risk Thermometer" for selected U.S. cities
Footprints of major historical catastrophes

http://www.rms.com/publications/cat_risk_maps.asp#
Catastrophic Risk Map of the United States
2074.

Solve : Body Cuts!! Question?

Answer»

That's better Quote from: the_mad_joker on May 19, 2010, 12:34:26 AM

Thanks All Of You For HELPING Me , CRACKING Jokes On Me , Trying To Prove Me LIAR , PROVING Me Wrong , Bla, Bla , Bla


Please Patio, save usQuote from: reddevilggg on May 19, 2010, 04:37:51 PM
Please Patio, save us

Quote from: reddevilggg on May 19, 2010, 04:37:51 PM
Please Patio, save us

Done.
2075.

Solve : Need help on finding literature for HF semiconductors!?

Answer»

Is there anyone who can help me to find some literature about theme:

USAGE OF HIGH FREQUENCY SEMICONDUCTORS!

My mother tongue is Albanian and I can't find such of literature in Albanian.
I googled, but couldn't find something in studying form, I mean something widely explained including formulas and comparisons with low frequency semiconductors etc.

If someone can help me, I thank him/her in advance.

Cheers for your help.
Amazon.com is a great source for technical books, but most of it will be in English.Maybe I can help. I understand you are overseas and it is hard to find stuff. I understand.
Quick search:
Quote

http://ablog.apress.com/?p=231

Bookstores in the Bay Area
Posted by Jason Gilmore under Apress

3 Responses to “Bookstores in the Bay Area”

1. steve anglin Says:
August 8th, 2004 at 9:24 am

Stacey’s Bookstore ( http://www.staceys.com/ ) on Market Street in San Francisco has a great selection of books, including technical books. While it’s not Powell’s, it’s the best independent bookstore The City has to offer.

As far as just technical books…

There’s DigitalGuru (http://www.digitalguru.com) technical bookshop on Lawrence Expwy, Sunnyvale, CA, maybe the last remaining technical bookshop in Silicon Valley after the demise of Computer Literacy/Fatbrain.

And there’s Nerdbooks (http://www.nerdbooks.com) in Roseville, CA (near Sacramento), a great technical bookstore, located in a not so obvious area bordering on the central valley/Sierra foothills.
2. Mohamed Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 8:24 am
... (spam deleted)

3. Manamana Says:
May 25th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

The place that I really love is Book Buyers on Castro Street in Mountain View. Great treasures (especially with used books) to be discovered here. You can easily SPEND hours in this SPRAWLING bookstore. Get coffee from the Dana Street Cafe just round the corner.

It is especially a fantastic place if you’re with your spouse and KIDS. I wrote a specific review about that at http://mominacar.com/show_listing_details.php?id=70
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I searched in the California San Francisco Area, because that is where I used to work and there is a high concentration of students and Engineers there.
Quote
University Stores
Welcome
The University Stores support health science excellence by providing retail services and programs that enrich campus life at UCSF.
http://campuslifeservices.ucsf.edu/ustores/
The are free downloads from Motorola in PDF. Did you want only transistors? Why not full IC devices that work at HF. And did you really mean HF or VHF?
If you want only HF low power, a 2N2222A is as good as anything.

But maybe you want this:
http://www.datasheetarchive.com/%22RF+Power+Transistor%22-datasheet.html

EDIT: I Forgot NS.

National Semiconductor has EASY to read technical liturature. Easy if you are an Engineer.
http://www.national.com/analog/documents/guides

Here is a up to date news release. You may ENJOY reading this. It is representative of the devices they make.
http://www.national.com/news/item/0,1735,1458,00.html

2076.

Solve : boot device problem...?

Answer»

Hi! I would like to share with you guys about what happened when I tried to troubleshoot my PC. When i get into the BIOS setting and saved some adjustments, right after the exit process, a statement was flashed in the screen and it states like this, "REBOOT and select booth device, or install MEDIA booth device...". I tried to restart the PC and get into the BIOS set-up again. I checked what i had adjusted and then F10, after that same statement appears, I don't know now what is going on. Can you help me guys about this?
1) What were you doing in the bios in the first place - (why and what did you change)?
2) What is the current boot device order in bios?Load BIOS defaults.thanks guys!

2077.

Solve : Microsoft Racist??

Answer»

Poland Advertising by MICROSOFT
... oops forgot the hand! Snapped!Humans are animals.Old. ACTUALLY, this was on TDWTF three years ago:

http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/13087/202923.aspx#202923

Quote
Either those localising Microsoft's site for Poland felt that excessive racial diversity had no place in their homogenous country and would shock their customers, or wanted to further emphasize their inclusiveness by altering the IMAGE to portray a man with an enormously oversized head, a broken neck, and inverse vitiligo. As someone of Polish descent, I'd tend to prefer the latter, since at least it's creative and explains the bad photoshop job. But I'm not too optimistic.



I thought I had seen that several years ago.here's one of the responses on TDWTF that explains how it rascist, and how it's also not just appeasing to some sort of rascist Polish thing:

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Being Polish myself, all I can tell that Microsoft screwed lots of things doing this job, but replacing the face in question might not be one of them. Here in Poland, racial diversity is not as strong as in civilized areas of the world. Actually, there is none. All we got here are Commies, which come in red, of course. And there is only a few of them left. No Afro-Europeans. No Asians. Seeing PERSON of another colour of skin is still somewhat unusual, and, IMO, no wonder that someone at MS decided, that original image does not picture its target in this specific geographical region. Still, you could ask if it really matters. Or why they did not remove Asian guy. Or why there are no polar bears outside. Or why this image is photoshopped in so disturbing way. Just as a side note: some people might consider this as a racism, but I believe that it's not that. Polish people are just not familiar with variety of cultures, because there is really few people of exotic descent here in Poland. Seriously, just tell me by yourself: woud YOU like to come here? Yeah, I thought so. OTOH we think all your political correctnes, with all this avoiding colours, feminoamericans, "Baa baa black sheep" being banned from nurseries is really exaggerated. But still, I haven't been there. PS. As I mentioned before, English is not my native language. All spelling and grammar errors you found, you can keep them for yourself.
Quote
All spelling and grammar errors you found, you can keep them for yourself.

Actually, we could tell that English was your second language, because you made fewer, if no, mistakes than most for whom English is the first language.

Interesting choice in the "global" marketplace.Quote from: Aegis on May 18, 2010, 07:20:44 PM
Actually, we could tell that English was your second language, because you made fewer, if no, mistakes than most for whom English is the first language.

Sad, but definitely true!!Most of us would not even notice.
But there were no blonds!
Quote from: Geek-9pm on May 20, 2010, 10:39:05 PM
Most of us would not even notice.
But there were no blonds!


If that had not supposed to make sense then you've succeeded!Quote from: reddevilggg on May 21, 2010, 05:02:23 AM
If that had not supposed to make sense then you've succeeded!
The term Blomds may refer to males with blond hair and related physical features. Especially in EUROPE. But the term often means either sex.
Quote
Because of emigration and invasion from northern Europe, there are a number of blonds in Southern Europe and Eastern Europe. Due to migration from Europe from the 16th to the 20th centuries, blonds are also found all around the world such as in North America, South America, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Siberia, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond
The there are Brazilian Blonds in Bikinis... Let's not go there.

last time I checked blonds weren't a different race of people, therefore discriminaton based on that trait is not racist. I'm not sure what it is. Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 22, 2010, 08:17:32 AM
last time I checked blonds weren't a different race of people, therefore discriminaton based on that trait is not racist. I'm not sure what it is.
Citation needed.Quote from: Geek-9pm on May 22, 2010, 11:58:59 AM
Citation needed.

No, not really. the word "Racist" is evidently derived from the root word "race" and therefore it applies to differences of race.
2078.

Solve : Windows PE 3.0 with Aston shell?

Answer»

My windows pe 3.0 with ASTON shell 1.9.6; i created the blue theme and start menu for this version of shell.



How can I get one?
Legally, that is.
How MUCH RAM does it require to boot up with that GUI?

@Geek-9pm: I'm not 100% SURE about the legality of adding a working OS GUI to WinPE 3.0. Microsoft hasn't GONE after the VistaPE folks yet, AFAIK...

2079.

Solve : troublleeeeeeeeee?

Answer»

Please helppppppppppppppppp



Last month i had replaced my INTEL mother board with a new one"energy-gigabyte systes"
also have 1 gb RAM and 160 GB hard disk.


My operatng system was WINDOWS XP.


Iam CONNECTING to internet using a WLL phone provided by bsnl, HTP 800A.(WICH ACTS AS A MODEM)

A SERIOUS PROBLEM OCCURED IN LAST FEW WEEKS..WHILE BROWSING ,,USING ORKUT,,AND OTHER SITES ,MY MOUSE POINTER IS GETTING STUCK,,AND ALL INPUT DEVICES BECOME WORK LESS..
THE ONLY WAY TO RECOVER IS RESTRATING.

I HAV FoRMATTED Y SYSTEM AND INSTALLD WINDOWS 7 NOW
BUT STILL THE SAME ERROR PREVAILS.

i ALSO INSTALLD AN UPDATED ANIVIRUS AVASTA...BUT THE PROBLEM STILL EXISISTS.

I FOUND that the problem OCCURS only when i am connected to the internet.

CAN ANYONE HELP.PLEASEEEE..........Be sure our backup FILE does not have virus or infected after u ve formated your system because virus can hide in sme of the files. Good luck...

PwolThis is the third time you've posted the same question - and this one in Off topic? Enough.

2080.

Solve : Solar eruptions mean Northern Lights 'could be seen in Britain' 05th Aug 2010?

Answer»

Quote from: Slade on August 12, 2010, 12:13:32 PM

In case there really close was all

Yeah there not that close squall, sorry Slade.Well long as you didnt get smitted by one. Yeah, those meteoroids are PRETTY hot, it's hard not to get smitten with one. They have a warm personality, but once you stop moving, you realize, their as COLD as stone.well its not likely. I know that this one girl got hit by lighting before she got purposed too.Quote from: Slade on August 12, 2010, 01:08:47 PM
well its not likely. I know that this one girl got hit by lighting before she got purposed too.

OK. a meteoroid, to my understanding, never hits the ground. these are little bits that flew off a comet and are still orbiting the sun, there is zero chance that any of them are large enough or are composed of the proper material to hit the ground. And if they did, they would be known as meteoroids. But again, since most of it is just ice, the most that might happen is a little shower in some remote cornfield.

Additionally... Lightning? when did that come into the discussion even remotely? what next, are we going to DISCUSS the probability that during the storm a VIEWER get's trampled by an elephant seal?was saing that some times, the most unlikely things are probable of happenQuote from: BC_Programmer on August 12, 2010, 01:20:02 PM
And if they did, they would be known as meteoroids.

Meteorites I think you mean. Quote from: Mulreay on August 12, 2010, 01:32:34 PM
Meteorites I think you mean.

yes, my mistake.Quote from: BC_Programmer on August 12, 2010, 01:42:19 PM
yes, my mistake.
Wow. Second time this year. You're slipping BC.Quote from: Allan on August 12, 2010, 02:09:38 PM
Wow. Second time this year. You're slipping BC.

LOL it must be something in the water. From the Money Times earlier this year.

Quote

Lorton, VA., January 23 -- A small meteorite hit the roof of Dr. Frank Ciampi’s clinic in Virginia on Monday. There were no reports of injury or loss. Dr. Ciampi practices in a small town of Lorton.

“I was in my office doing charts. It was Monday, a little after 5:30 p.m. And I heard a loud boom, almost LIKE a small explosion,” said Ciampi.

The news was confirmed five days later by the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History as they were finding out whether the rock was a meteor or not.

"The first thing we look at is what's called the fusion crust on the outside. It's kind of a black, shiny coating, because when it passes through the atmosphere, it's melting a little at a time. So it's like an outer layer of glass, of melted rock," said Linda Welzenbach, manager of the meteorite collection at the museum
Quote from: rthompson80819 on August 12, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
From the Money Times earlier this year.


And?And I'm glad I wasn't sitting in the waiting room at the time.
2081.

Solve : 1956 hard drive?

Answer»

Try fitting this in a laptop.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/1956-hard-disk-drive.shtml
Thanks for posting. This is why I just want people to appreciate the technology they have now, and not SNEER at what existed back then. It all had to start, somewhere.Quote from: rthompson80819 on May 18, 2010, 03:50:15 PM

Try fitting this in a laptop.
Well it is portable, apparently.What's so bad about it? You can take it on a plane. What more do you want?




Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on May 18, 2010, 09:32:16 PM
What's so bad about it? You can take it on a plane. What more do you want?





The SCREEN and keyboard are on a different FLIGHT Quote from: QUANTOS on May 18, 2010, 10:03:16 PM
The screen and keyboard are on a different flight

And the 50 technicians required to put it all together are too.is there any where in the world that a 305 RAMAC is still usable i fancy TRING to learn how to use it Quote from: blackrainbow on May 19, 2010, 02:40:17 AM
is there any where in the world that a 305 RAMAC is still usable i fancy tring to learn how to use it

Only If you have a UNIVAC II
2082.

Solve : Windows 7 themed restaurant?

Answer»

Source: http://www.thewindowsclub.com/windows-7-themed-restaurant-opens-in-taiwan

Quote

The first ever Windows 7 themed restaurant has OPENED in Taiwan. HOT Fried 77 restaurant OFFERS “Windows 7 themed meals” for NTD $77.

More PICTURES at TechBang. Interesting Pricing..
2083.

Solve : In memory?

Answer»

My THOUGHTS are with the FAMILIES involved.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10219655.stm

2084.

Solve : Computer Repair - ouch‏!?

Answer» Computer Repair - ouch‏!

Caller : HI, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is WRONG with it?

Caller : Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!

Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will SEND a picture.





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Customer Service: Well, have you tried the paper JAM release?
Caller: Huh? I already TOLD yuou it is a Mouse, not paper jame!
thats nasty ahhhh the pooor printer i hope its ok
2085.

Solve : News of The Weird?

Answer»

i think this is a good IDEA but a would have very bad effects, call me old fastion i belive your parents should be the ones to tell you about the birds and the BEE, or your sex ed classes in schoool considering this topic has been bumped I'd like to field WETHER I'm the only person who instantly thought of the ALBUM "News of the world" when first seeing the title.yeah you probably wereQuote from: mroilfield on June 03, 2010, 06:59:41 AM

yeah you probably were

Well, then it would also appear I'm the only one with a reasonable music taste.
2086.

Solve : How to understand Politics‏?

Answer»

That reminds me- are any of the lemmings named Pete? If so, tell him I said "hi".Quote from: reddevilggg on May 05, 2010, 04:24:54 PM

At least the aftermath of this, er, 'joke' has become more entertaining than the joke itself


yes the reading of the posts are a LAUGH in themselvesWell ain't you a s.m.i.r.t cookie then Salmon Trout!
I was attempting to CATCH you on that one.

"Lemmings don't jump off cliffs: Disney filmmakers herded them off!"

Quote
Disney's White Wilderness was filmed in Alberta, Canada, which is not a native habitat for lemmings and has no outlet to the SEA. Lemmings were imported for use in the film, purchased from Inuit children by the filmmakers. The Arctic rodents were placed on a snow-covered turntable and filmed from various angles to produce a "migration" sequence; afterwards, the helpless creatures were transported to a cliff overlooking a river and herded into the water.


Now we all know Disney is an evil company, don't get me started on those Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas!

BC_Programmer - Pete says "hi" back!Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 05, 2010, 04:26:38 PM
That reminds me- are any of the lemmings named Pete? If so, tell him I said "hi".
I don't get it.Quote
Disney's White Wilderness was filmed in Alberta, Canada, which is not a native habitat for lemmings and has no outlet to the sea. Lemmings were imported for use in the film, purchased from Inuit children by the filmmakers. The Arctic rodents were placed on a snow-covered turntable and filmed from various angles to produce a "migration" sequence; afterwards, the helpless creatures were transported to a cliff overlooking a river and herded into the water.
I thought it was the guys at Wild Kingdom that did that?Quantos -
I believe Wild Kingdom was ALSO one to do it.
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp



Wefro_froyas -
Raging Lemmings is a music band, if I got the joke? Pete is the drummer and vocals. I don't personally like their music thou, but it's crazy enough.Quote from: Azzaboi on May 06, 2010, 11:48:36 AM

Wefro_froyas -
Raging Lemmings is a music band, if I got the joke? Pete is the drummer and vocals. I don't personally like their music thou, but it's crazy enough.

oh this made me lol its a lil way to make monday MORNING happier
2087.

Solve : The disassembly of an old, busted 2.5" Hard Drive - HD?

Answer»

Recently lost my 80GB Hitachi laptop hard drive to age so I decided to try out Final CUT on my new MACBOOK and created the video below.

What's included:
-Exposing the platter
-Connecting to computer via SATAII cable and starting up
-Disassembly of hard drive

Filmed in 1080i, exported to 720p.

Done in just under four hours. Beautiful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tEYPGRFL8Wow, great video, Carbon! Is this your first video on youtube? My viewing was the 25th viewing. I bet your video will eventually be viewed by 10's or 100's of thousands of viewers, maybe even millions.

By the way, you're fast with a screw driver. LOLThanks!

Quote

By the way, you're fast with a screw driver. LOL
Gotta love visual effects

Quote
Is this your first video on youtube?
Nah, got total of 72 to date.
http://www.youtube.com/carbondudeoxidech
This is probably the best quality one so far. Apple & Final Cut ftw! BTW, a 80GB Hitachi is what came in my Compaq notebook PC when new. I now have it in an external enclosure since I recently installed a larger HD in the computer. I BOUGHT the computer in July 2007. So, the 80GB Hitachi was used in it for about 2 years and 10 months. No problems with it; ran quiet.; hope to get some use from it now as an external drive.

When you had the 80GB Hitachi open, i.e. the cover removed, and connected it to a computer via USB, was it actually reading data then? If you look closely at the arm, you'll notice the head was bent slightly upwards.

It wasn't exactly reading, but trying to read the data. All data.....lost......Now, who's that person at 1:15?heh, I like how you rotated it at the beginning, like a magician about to perform a trick "see, it's just a normal hard drive".

I should have recorded when I dissassembled my old 42MB hard drive. that this was huge in comparison to nay other hard drive I've owned since.




Quote from: Helpmeh on May 29, 2010, 10:05:35 AM
Now, who's that person at 1:15?

It's his evil twin from the mirror universe. You know how mirrors work, right?

Quote from: BC_Programmer on May 29, 2010, 10:15:26 AM
It's his evil twin from the mirror universe. You <DO> know how mirrors work, right?
I hate how it stares at me.... My evil twin makes me bring him CHEESE... and then I get there, and he already has some.

it's aggravating, to say the least.

Back on-topic though, I forgot to say, NICE video Haha thanks!

I didn't know my camera shot such high quality video until I used Final Cut.
My previous editing software, Corel Videostudio, claimed to be a HD editor but it seemed to be such low resolution.

Expect more videos soon.


(By soon, I mean within the next few months)

If anyone want's to send me stuff to disassemble on video, I'd gladly do it. Nice Video, Carbon.

That HD looks like I came right outta the box actually.
And more "Precision" removal with the label, usually I just tear the thing off Quote from: macdad- on May 29, 2010, 11:38:25 AM
That HD looks like I came right outta the box actually.

The HD looks like it came right outta the box.It took you four hours to take apart a hard drive?About half an hour to film the entire video, 4 hours to put the video together.
2088.

Solve : Office Suite e-mail scam??

Answer»

Many users on this site already know about the free Open Office Suite from Sun Microsystems. Today I LOOKED into an e-mail that I got a few days ago that appears to be from the Open Office Suite website but it was a different URL. It had a promotion code and the link led me to a site that had the look and feel of the free website. But one big important difference. It wanted me to pay for subscription.

The site in the link uses a domain name that was registered just last month.

The legitimate web sire is www.OpenOffice.org and does not require a fee to download.

Has anybody else got one of these e-mails?
No, I have not. But, thanks for the heads-up.Geek, there are millions of these sent EVERY day to millions of different people. It's called phishing. Why bring this one up? Glad you asked. This is not just another *censored* rip-off. They have just started this. They claim to be Open Office 2010 but not from Sum Micro systems.
Here is a copy of the fake e-mail.All Links I xxxx out for security here.

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Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 14:45:52 CDT [05/31/2010 03:45:52 PM EDT]
From: Open Office 2010 <[emailprotected]>
To: [emailprotected]
Subject: New Open Office with Activation Code
Headers: Show All Headers
2010 Version of Open Office - Your Complete Office Solution

This complete All-in-One Office Suite contains all that is needed for a productive day at the office, from word processing, spreadsheets, presentations, graphics, DATABASES and more.

Office Code: 1419
http://xxxxxx/php?lnk=12036xxxxxxxx

The leading Office Software Suite, enjoy features like:
- Create and export PDF files like the Pros do.
- Improved and advanced options for MS Office.
- Edit Excel, Word & Power Point documents.

Available in many languages and works on all major operating systems.

Office Code: 1419
http://xxxx/php?lnk=123xxxx

Thank you for choosing us the worldwide leader in Office solutions.

Best Regards,

Mathew Steiner
Office Suite 2010


I see no request for payment...Quote from: patio on June 05, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
I see no request for payment...
You have to follow the link. I XXX out the link for security.
Should I post it here?
Quote from: Geek-9pm on June 05, 2010, 06:35:50 PM
You have to follow the link. I XXX out the link for security.
Should I post it here?

I would like it at least. If you can't post it, send it to me in a PM please.Look at this disclaimer!

Disclaimer: This website has no affiliation whatsoever with the owner of this software program and does not re-sell or license software. All software is freeware and/or shareware with the understanding that the user may need or want to pay for it later. Membership is for unlimited access to our site's resources. We provide an organized website with links to third party freeware and shareware software, TECHNICAL support, tutorials and step by step guides.Quote from: Helpmeh on June 05, 2010, 08:48:21 PM
Look at this disclaimer!

Disclaimer: This website has no affiliation whatsoever with the owner of this software program and does not re-sell or license software. All software is freeware and/or shareware with the understanding that the user may need or want to pay for it later. Membership is for unlimited access to our site's resources. We provide an organized website with links to third party freeware and shareware software, technical support, tutorials and step by step guides.
Thank you! I never saw that! So it is a unofficial support service for a free product? Did they get permission from Sum, the company, to do this kind of paid support?
It seems that they don't really need it. Considering they are only making things more "user-friendly", and providing services RELATED to the program, and are not claiming it is theirs...Quote from: Geek-9pm on June 05, 2010, 06:13:15 PM
This is not just another *censored* rip-off.

kpac said phishing. *censored* has nothing to do with phishing.Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 10, 2010, 10:06:31 AM
kpac said phishing. *censored* has nothing to do with phishing.

It does if you have a name like mine.
2089.

Solve : Are you being served??

Answer»

Quote from: Geek-9pm on June 12, 2010, 12:56:37 PM

thank you for that information. This is new to me. But I don't know everything, at least not yet. LOL.
So a dial-up is needed to establish something and then that thing you call a flash drive is a wireless dongle that CONNECTS to the local cellular network. But unlike a cell phone connection, it does not tolerate lost data packets. The EV-OD protocol forces correction between the local cell tower and your wireless dongle.
It should be a lot better than dial up, especially for the download speed. Hopefully someday EVERYBODY in the world will have access to a 2 gigabit data connection. It just takes time.
Quote from: BC_Programmer on June 13, 2010, 08:39:02 AM
Sounds like mobile broadband to me. If the "drive" you plug in only allows you to access the net and didn't appear as a separate drive in explorer, it's simply a mobile broadband dongle. by the same token I have a wireless mouse whose receiver could easily be mistaken for a flash drive, but it's simply a receiver, not a drive.

Re the original topic of connection speed:



Cable, so the download is (like ADSL) much higher then the upload (not because they "favour" download, but simply because the only thing that cable was originally designed to send upstream was a few control signals, or so I hear)
25~ mbps is about my average speed (bits, not bytes). the internet is part of a package with HD television and phone service, so the "package deal" price makes the connection effectively about 40$/month, whereas if I was to simply get just the internet (which would work fine too, I hardly watch TV and the only people that bother to phone me seem to be telemarketers) it would be 60$~. On the whole I am quite satisfied.

Well it sounds like I was using the wrong terminology, and what I was using was obviously a "Dongle". To be honest I never heard that terminology until hearing it in this thread. That contraption was handed to me as a flash drive, looked like a flash drive, so I called it a flash drive. Thanks guys, for the lesson.











Quote from: overthehill on June 13, 2010, 12:04:30 PM
That contraption was handed to me as a flash drive, looked like a flash drive, so I called it a flash drive. Thanks guys, for the lesson.

Fair enough

At least now if you're talking to a NERD, you won't call it by the wrong name. Otherwise, you'd have to see the cheetos stuck in their teeth when they laugh at you. (and if your like me you would inevitably knock some of the teeth out, resulting in a very long civil case... just a lot of hassle)
Hey, I CAME here to learn. Might even be working
2090.

Solve : Ever heard the old term Iced Air??

Answer»

Yeah, well that's what my in window Haier AC unit has becomith... Basically, the cycle goes like this, it's cooling the room off at night, then when the morning humidity and heat kicks in, the front condenser which is below freezing starts to condensate, that condensation turns to ice, and, well I woke up to an ODD noise coming from my AC unit this morning. It was the ice cracking and splitting as it formed but met the WARMER than preferred by ice temperature of my room. Hopefully I'll have a camera handy the next time this happens... It is rather amusing but ultimately annoying...

I dunno if this has HAPPENED to anyone else here but it does happen... I hate my air CONDITIONER... That's what I get for $100 I GUESS. You need to give your A/C a good cleaning. Also are you sure you have the right size A/C for your room.

2091.

Solve : Aloha!?

Answer»

Guess this place is a sort of "use 'em and lose 'em" spot, by the nature of it. But I'm sure appreciating your help and might even want to stick around and learn what you guys know how to do. I'm impressed.
So -
First Name? Frani

Do you have pets? Right now it's only a pet gecko, but I must house sit to get a definite kitty-fix regularly

How many HOURS a day do you spend on the computer? Too many - I've become a vampire. Guess that's about 10-15 hours a day, when I'm not obliged to drive around out and about.

How many computers do you own? One "new" one with win7, one older one that runs linux, another one that runs win 2000 and one that doesn't work. A couple more old ONES in storage...

What is your favorite color? The color you get when you mix a yellow with a teensy bit of black

What kind of music do you like? Music without words, mostly. Or music with words that I can't understand.
What are your goals? To have more relationships that aren't virtual or telephonal. To make up another job for myself or get paid for teaching Alexander Technique more often. ( A.T. is how to unlearn what you taught yourself to do by accident.) To write faster, (probably learning easyscript) To make more art, (of my own.) To get paid for graphic recording at events - (it's a combo of a sort of mind-mapping and note-taking.) To play the array mbira more often.

Who are your heroes? Living? Mr. Natural & his Biz partner, (really, he's a real person) Barbara Sher, Edward de Bono, Elese Coit (someone I met on Twitter) & my new house mate

What kind of sports are you into? Floating in the sea looking at sea life, hiking at night, gossiping ;o) I don't watch TV
Do you have any piercings? Not even on my ears, and I'm female
Left hand or right handed? Mostly right, but I can juggle well enough to pass clubs and learn all new skills left-handed
Any tattoo's? Yeah, one I drew myself of a horse. Faded now, but I redraw on it regularly to turn it into other sorts of animals.
What is your favorite website? www.enjoysthin.gs.com or my own site: www.franis.org
Playing any computer or console games if so which ones? Mahjong, Spider solitaire, three decks (ducks) But I play them on my Linux box, at least...
Married? Don't believe in marriage, so far anyway /b]
Have kids? No, have lousy genes.
What languages do you speak? Well, English and enough Espanol to know what people are talking about, but not enough to know what they're saying about it. Would like to learn another, but not sure which one. Maybe sign language. /b]
How many keys are on your keyring? multiple key rings. My house is an ancient cowboy bunkhouse that has 9 locking doors!
What is your favorite beverage? Chai tea, with almost as much milk in it as tea
What is your hair color? Reddish dark blonde - all 45 inches of it
Welcome to CH Frani. Hope that you enjoy your time here. And yes, by all means stick around. overthehillwelcome to CH frani stay with us by all means , harryThanks Harry and Overthehill - it's nice to be HANGIN' out with smartiepant peopleHi an8el (or should I just call you Frani?)

Welcome and have a good day, hopefully you'll find something useful on your stay here at CH Either name will do. My last name is pronounced "Angel". That name is so common and so often already someone else has taken it everywhere I go, so I came up with the variation which is usually available. Invented it since I write my "g"s like figure eights.

My first name is actually "Franis," but that is so often read as "Francis" that I just use "Frani" to make it not so TRICKY for people.

So that answer is - either one - whichever is easier for you to type.

What shall I call you, 2x3i5x?

Didn't realize I was starting a new thread with my intro by changing the subject heading...

Mike is fine. Or you can call me 2x3i5x if that's what you would like. Quote from: 2x3i5x on June 25, 2010, 10:53:38 AM

Mike is fine. Or you can call me 2x3i5x if that's what you would like.


2x3i5x sounds better and is easier to say use his full name, Complex Polynomial. so Mike's nickname is 2x3i5x and his Nicholas Name is Complex Polynomial.Quote from: an8el on June 25, 2010, 06:07:17 PM
so Mike's nickname is 2x3i5x and his Nicholas Name is Complex Polynomial.

well I guess if that's how you guys want to say it.

I'm no math genius anyway ...Mr. Complex Polynomial, you are obviously a proud devotee of the religion of Humblism.



So, where are you guys all located? I'm on the Big Island of Hawaii... the northern end.

Just now I'm going to be taking a walk to look at the southern eclipse in about ten minutes, (since I'm awake at 1:30am.)

2092.

Solve : Schroedinger's Cat?

Answer»

Hi anyone I am SO! lets talk Quantum physics.

you may wanna read this before anything http://www.lassp.cornell.edu/ardlouis/dissipative/Schrcat.html

So.... we have this chart


Which explains a bit so far.

and this

A cat is placed in a box, together with a radioactive atom. If the atom decays, and the geiger-counter detects an alpha particle, the hammer hits a flask of prussic acid (HCN), killing the cat. The paradox lies in the clever coupling of quantum and CLASSICAL domains. Before the observer opens the box, the cat's fate is tied to the wave function of the atom, which is itself in a superposition of decayed and undecayed states. Thus, said Schroedinger, the cat must itself be in a superposition of dead and alive states before the observer opens the box, ``observes'' the cat, and ``collapses'' it's wave function.

So I just started reading. so basically if the geiger-counter detects an alpha particle A hammer hits poison and kills the cat? Ill keep reading...

So basically the cats live is stunned at life and death? and it takes energy from the human eye to fully kill the cat? Or is it opening the box that kills it?

Discuss.Do you study quantum physics?
I only have secondary school physics from a useless teacher (~high school? Not sure) but I do know a little of this subject from fact-based science fiction and other materials.
As I understand it . . .
If the atom decays, which could theoretically happen at any time, the Geiger counter will detect it. This then activates a hammer, which releases the prussic acid, killing the cat.
Someone outside the box will not know what has happened, therefore it is unknown whether the atom has decayed, and therefore whether the cat is alive or dead.
This principle is based on the theory that something must be observed in order to happen, so it is neither the energy from the human eye (none) nor opening the box that kills the cat or shows it to be alive, it is the fact of being observed.
When there are multiple states something could be in, and it has not yet been observed, that is a superposition - it is in both states at once, until observed.
The theory then goes further, to say that everything not observed is in a superposition of all possible states, unless or until there exists some entity that can observe the entire universe at once, as well as any parallel universes or dimensions that may exist that could have an impact on this universe. Only then would everything be fixed into one state.

Anyway, that's how I understand it, I could be wrong and hopefully someone here has a better understanding than me.thats how I understanded it.Tha cat always escapes from the box way before the radioactive atom decays...thus the box now has an opening and after the atom decays and the hammer hits the vial RELEASING the prussic acid.
Therefore the first Human who comes along and CURIOSITY gets the best of him he is killed from examining the box....

This is how i understand it.

P.S. This theory is what i used to disprove the old notion that "Curiosity killed the Cat" BACK in 1977.

All Rights Reserved.this is how i understand it. (see below)

[file cleanup - saving space - attachment deleted by admin]WELL I DON'T UNDERSTAND ITThe premise, conclusion, and dichotomy of Schroedinger's Cat is that the cat is both alive and dead at the same time. It's an age old paradox without a definitive solution. And why is this here in the first place (by a non-member)?If i recall correctly he left right after my analysis...A good article on the subject..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

There are several books on the subject available on Amazon, like "Searching for Schroedinger's Cat" which I read several years ago and recommend if any one really WANTS to find out more about this subject.

2093.

Solve : Don't spend your "internets"?

Answer» http://bc-programming.com/blogs/2010/04/spending-my-internets/I also suspect that the whole thing was some sort of masterminded plan by the cats in their long-term goal at controlling the import and export of grain.Grain Rules...

Make no mistake about it...Did you actually REALLY walk into a real store and try to pay with internets? And actually no one has EVER given me +1 internet. Guess that means I don't get around much. QUOTE from: Cityscape on June 27, 2010, 11:38:08 PM
Did you actually really walk into a real store and try to pay with internets?

Of course not. Internetz aren't legal tender in Canada, that was my point.
2094.

Solve : Computer Jokes thread?

Answer»

Hello, this is the computer JOKES thread, where you tell computer jokes as related to such...

Rules:

  • Dont be a jerk and No insults.
  • Don't copy off another persons joke. Unless its completely revised.
  • Dont be mean here.
  • Dont ACT like your an enthusiast, unless you are.
  • Have sum fun!

I'l start off:

Q. What do you do when a computer dies?

A. You perform CPU. High Tech Jargon
NEW Different color from previous design
ALL NEW Parts not interchangeable with previous design
EXCLUSIVE Imported product
UNMATCHED Almost as good as the competition
DESIGNED SIMPLICITY Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone
FOOLPROOF OPERATION No PROVISION for adjustments
ADVANCED DESIGN The advertising agency doesn't understand it
IT'S HERE AT LAST! Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming
FIELD-TESTED Manufacturer lacks test equipment
HIGH ACCURACY Unit on which all parts fit
DIRECT SALES ONLY Factory had big argument with distributor
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT We finally got one that works
REVOLUTIONARY It's different from our competitors
BREAKTHROUGH We finally figured out a WAY to sell it
FUTURISTIC No other reason why it looks the way it does
DISTINCTIVE A different shape and color than the others
MAINTENANCE-FREE Impossible to fix
RE-DESIGNED Previous faults corrected, we hope...
HAND-CRAFTED Assembly machines operated without gloves
PERFORMANCE PROVEN Will operate through the warranty period
MEETS ALL STANDARDS Ours, not yours
ALL SOLID-STATE Heavy as *censored*!
BROADCAST QUALITY Gives a picture and produces noise
HIGH RELIABILITY We made it work long enough to ship it
SMPTE BUS COMPATIBLE When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound
NEW GENERATION Old design failed, maybe this one will work
MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS We got a good deal at a government auction
CUSTOMER SERVICE
ACROSS THE COUNTRY You can return it from most airports
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way
BUILT TO
PRECISION TOLERANCES We finally got it to fit together
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check
MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED Does things we can't explain
AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY One of our techs was laid off by Boeing

this is not a help with jargon it thought iwas quite funny
2095.

Solve : 10 Everyday Items Hackers Are Targeting Right Now?

Answer»

From Fox News.

Quote

Just when you thought it was safe to use your computer, hackers have figured out how to attack everyday items. Your printer, your cellphone -- even the blender in your kitchen -- can be hacked and used against you.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/06/11/everyday-items-hackers-targeting-right/?test=faces

NO, not my blender!Sounds like another Faux News story.A think there is a little truth to the story. I'm not really worried about my blender. But cell phones and especially smart cell phones are a prime target.

The media always exaggerates things like this. That's why I PUT the story in off topic RATHER than computer news.Quote from: rthompson80819 on June 14, 2010, 09:07:36 PM
A think there is a little truth to the story. I'm not really worried about my blender. But cell phones and especially smart cell phones are a prime target.

Fox News (and some other media outlets to a smaller degree) always EXAGGERATE things like this. That's why I put the story in off topic rather than computer news.
Quote from: rthompson80819 on June 14, 2010, 09:07:36 PM
A think there is a little truth to the story. I'm not really worried about my blender. But cell phones and especially smart cell phones are a prime target.

The media always exaggerates things like this. That's why I put the story in off topic rather than computer news.


then smart phones are not that smart if they can be hacked Quote from: Helpmeh on June 14, 2010, 07:24:54 PM
Sounds like another Faux News story.

hahaha

that was almost as uninformed as that one where "netgenhacker" tells us all how to use tracer-t...It's funny how many people actually think fox news articles like that are true. Almost as funny as the new itself. So everything on Fox News is false and everything on CNN and MSNBC is absolutely true?

Someday you will LEARN that every news source has a bias. Frankly, whether you agree with them or not, Fox news is more honest about it's bias that most other news sources.Quote from: rthompson80819 on June 25, 2010, 10:41:35 PM
So everything on Fox News is false and everything on CNN and MSNBC is absolutely true?

Someday you will learn that every news source has a bias. Frankly, whether you agree with them or not, Fox news is more honest about it's bias that most other news sources.

we're not really talking about bias... it's more a case of the blind leading the blind.Quote from: rthompson80819 on June 25, 2010, 10:41:35 PM
So everything on Fox News is false and everything on CNN and MSNBC is absolutely true?
Quote from: Helpmeh on June 25, 2010, 08:29:35 PM
articles like that
2096.

Solve : language pair codes?

Answer»

would anyone know where i can FIND or how i can get language pair codes to make links with , harryWhat are you trying to do?they are to translate my blog posts etc , i have all 51 that are in wikipeda , they are not hard to alter , i just need 2 letters for the country such as , eg for england , us for americahttp://translate.google.com/translate_tools?hl=en&layout=1&eotf=1&sl=la&tl=enQuote from: kpac on July 03, 2010, 08:37:39 AM

http://translate.google.com/translate_tools?hl=en&layout=1&eotf=1&sl=la&tl=en

i have their 51 codes downloaded to the blog but that must be all they have up to now , but i don't use goggle translate , i made my own page and linked to them , do you think i should use goggle translatei found this on tuisia on wikipedia would the .tn be the code

Drives on the right
Internet TLD .tn
Calling code 216
I don't understand what you're trying to do. What are language pair codes?

this is the code for the albanian translate , just after langpair = you will see en|sq , that is the albanian country code ( language pair codes )

that is about the only difference in the codes

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&amp;langpair=en|sq&u=http://ismailimail.wordpress.com/">
Albanian[/url]
I think Google Translate is the BEST option. See it in use here, http://www.windwoodandwater.ie/, on a site I built.

http://translate.google.com/translate_tools?hl=en&layout=1&eotf=1&sl=la&tl=en - the first option on this page.kpac , i must say thats a lovely front page you have , and i have the same amount of countries only as i said i altered it and set it into a page so that must be the total amount up to date for both of us so its up to goggle to add more , have a look below, harry

http://harrythehandyman.wordpress.comQuote
kpac , i must say thats a lovely front page you have
Thank you. I must also compliment you on your site for the amount of great information you have on there.

That translate option you have seems to do the trick great.Quote from: kpac on July 03, 2010, 03:31:03 PM
Thank you. I must also compliment you on your site for the amount of great information you have on there.

That translate option you have seems to do the trick great.

thank you LIKEWISE , but i think now i must be HUNTING for something that doe's not exist
2097.

Solve : Bomb the Oil Well!?

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Bomb the Oil Well!
If this were a poll we could have:
1. That's silly.
2. Can't be done.
3. Bill Clinton says so.
4. First try Coke and Mentos.

But it is not a silly question. Look at this story from the BBC.
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Could explosives seal off the Gulf oil leak?
BP's engineers have tried several methods to block off the flow from the well that is causing the oil SPILL in the Gulf of Mexico.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10318188.stm
For some reason I suddenly thought of the "devil's cigarette lighter"... I can't remember but I think they did the same thing to put that out.In a STANDARD oil well fire they will set an explosive charge by the well head, and when it detonates it starves the well fire from oxygen, which puts out the fire. But the leak in gulf isn't on fire.

But hey, we have plenty of nukes, and that should take care of it.

Quote from: rthompson80819 on July 01, 2010, 05:58:30 PM
In a standard oil well fire they will set an explosive charge by the well head, and when it detonates it starves the well fire from oxygen, which puts out the fire. But the leak in gulf isn't on fire.

But hey, we have plenty of nukes, and that should take care of it.


And every fish in the sea for the next 50 years too.Quote from: Helpmeh on July 01, 2010, 06:09:10 PM
And every fish in the sea for the next 50 years too.

It would be kind of like dynamite fishing, only the fish would glow in the dark.Quote from: rthompson80819 on July 01, 2010, 06:31:18 PM
It would be kind of like dynamite fishing, only the fish would glow in the dark.
As would we if we eat them!No need for a nuke at all...thermite would work just fine.some american will make a film about it and work out a way to cap the well in 2 weeks and save the world the BIRDS and fish the people's jobs and everything else , then they will all get medals then a year later the well will blow again
2098.

Solve : T. Rex was chicken?

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National Geographic says:
"T. Rex Plodded Like an Elephant"
So he was not so might and awesome.
What about all the MOVIES made to SHOW him as a KILLER?
Here is the article.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/06/100629-science-dinosaurs-t-rex-nerves-elephants/
Actually Geek,you are more right than you may be aware.Today's "chickens" (plus all other BIRDS) are in fact the last remaining remnants of the ancient dinosaurs.truenorth TRex was beef...not chicken.Well I didn't mind Tony at all.Maybe T. Rex did lumber around like an elephant because of his SIZE, and not like in the movies, but a lot the other dinosaurs were as big or even bigger, which according to this logic would have made them even slower.

It reminds me of the old joke (really old) of two hunters being chased by a bear. The first hunter turns to the other hunter and says I don't think we can out run the bear. The second hunter says to the first, I don't have to run faster than the bear, I just have to run faster than you.

2099.

Solve : DNA bird fossil?

Answer» DNA from the largest bird ever sequenced from fossil EGGSHELLS

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Posted on: March 9, 2010 7:00 PM, by Ed Yong
Aepyornis.jpgEven extinction and the passing of millennia are no barriers to clever geneticists. In the past few years, scientists have managed to sequence the complete GENOME of a prehistoric human and produced "first drafts" of the mammoth and Neanderthal genomes. More CONTROVERSIALLY, some groups have even recovered DNA from dinosaurs. Now, a variety of extinct birds join the ancient DNA club including the largest that ever lived - Aepyornis, the elephant bird.

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So birds are really descended from elephants. I knew the movie DUMBO was a true story.
2100.

Solve : Favoirt energy drink?

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Very understandable reaction--not everyone's "cup of tea". However http://www.ayushveda.com/ayurveda-articles/leave-cola-drink.htm truenorthDiet Coke


I LIKE the caffine for obvious reasons, but I like the carbonation because it's cleansing, in a way..

I don't like having too MUCH SUGAR, so I GO with diet... Basically, INSTEAD of packing on the calories with sugar, I'll go with aspartame and have cancer instead..